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Venezuelan Asylum Achieved, Snowden reveals UFO Documents [satire]

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07/06/2013 06:30 PM

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Venezuelan Asylum Achieved, Snowden reveals UFO Documents [satire]
Edward Snowden, the leaker of NSA surveillance documents, was granted asylum in Venezuela on Friday. With safe harbors in sight, Snowden was willing to share shocking and world-shattering exclusive secret government documents with The Internet Chronicle.

Snowden’s testimony was as follows:
“The highest levels of government don’t know what to do about UFOs, and the official story that they are all merely weather balloons or natural phenomena have been clearly dismissed. If anything, these documents speak about UFOs as if they are surely guided by an intelligence beyond our own. As it turns out, the most credible and inexplicable sightings are of vehicles that have been spotted leaving the sea floor at hydrothermal vents and directly entering solar orbit . . .

“Because ballistic missile tracking systems and deep-sea sonar are kept as state secrets, scientists don’t have access to data about these objects. However, most of the contractors at DARPA are sure that there is a species more intelligent than homo sapiens living in the mantle of the Earth. It makes sense, if you think about it, because that is the only place where conditions have been more or less stable for billions of years.

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Re: Venezuelan Asylum Achieved, Snowden reveals UFO Documents [satire]
I know there are a lot of unidentified submerge objects reported and are classified, the US navy has some files as well as the Coast Guard. As for this report well who knows.
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