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Artificial Meat From Human Feces may be coming to a restaurant or store near you BEWARE

 
Mc burgerKing
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07/07/2013 10:55 AM
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POOP BURGER: Japanese Researcher Creates Artificial Meat From Human Feces

Some hardcore carnivores have a hard time finding meat alternatives such as soy protein or tofu burgers to be palatable. But non-meat eaters may lose their appetite along with their carnivorous friends over this one – a meat alternative made from HUMAN EXCREMENT. Yep, you heard me correctly

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[link to godssecret.wordpress.com]

they will be cutting the real beef with this soon

if its not already on your plate
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2013 10:57 AM
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How can we assume it's not there already. The only food I think I could have ever trusted came from my grandmother's garden and her chickens and cows along with the water from her well.
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07/07/2013 11:08 AM
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What's next, artificial tea from urine? Artificial tea for breakfast, artificial meat for lunch, be dead by dinner.
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07/07/2013 11:08 AM
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Is it halal?

I hope not, time to force the muzz to eat it.
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07/07/2013 11:25 AM
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Fucking crazy Japs at it again...
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07/07/2013 11:35 AM
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minds me of a yoke;

so a "special needs" person with a heavy accent goes to burger king drive through and ask for a shit sammich, they say we dont serve that here, the fellow replied yes you do its what I got here yesterday.
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07/07/2013 11:36 AM
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IKEA :-)
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07/07/2013 11:38 AM
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I no want
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07/07/2013 11:39 AM
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minds me of a yoke;

so a "special needs" person with a heavy accent goes to burger king drive through and ask for a shit sammich, they say we dont serve that here, the fellow replied yes you do its what I got here yesterday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 688751


where did the "special needs" and the heavy accent come into the joke?
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07/07/2013 11:39 AM
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OP Fucking malware site- get this shit off GLP
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07/07/2013 11:51 AM

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Here's a better link:

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07/07/2013 01:27 PM
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do not think they wont serve you this


what you think was in that ' hamburger ' ?
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07/07/2013 02:32 PM
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samples anyone
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07/07/2013 02:49 PM
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They already mix this into ground beef / franks / weiners, etc.
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07/07/2013 02:58 PM
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old news... you they feed chickens their own recycled poops with antibiotics/vitamins/growhormones etc too...
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07/07/2013 03:02 PM
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HAHAH! The picture says Shit-Burger!
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07/07/2013 03:07 PM
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butt cruise Smelly burger...
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POOP BURGER: Japanese Researcher Creates Artificial Meat From Human Feces

Some hardcore carnivores have a hard time finding meat alternatives such as soy protein or tofu burgers to be palatable. But non-meat eaters may lose their appetite along with their carnivorous friends over this one – a meat alternative made from HUMAN EXCREMENT. Yep, you heard me correctly

read more

[link to godssecret.wordpress.com]

they will be cutting the real beef with this soon

if its not already on your plate
 Quoting: Mc burgerKing 42963775


Please tell me that this is a site like The Onion! If not, fuck that shit.
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07/08/2013 03:05 AM
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look closely at the breakfast sausage as it may be ......
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07/08/2013 03:12 AM
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Pretty sure this is a hoax you guys!!!


LOL, at least for now!!!
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07/08/2013 03:34 AM
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hallelujah holla back.
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07/08/2013 05:13 AM
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Well I suppose one really cant complain if one finds pubes in their food at a restaurant now can they? but in all honesty I'm not surprised as we take a leap from artificial crap to now a more natural crap..and sadly its probably more safe and natural than what we've been fed up till now

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07/21/2013 11:25 AM
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Pretty sure this is a hoax you guys!!!


LOL, at least for now!!!
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


It not


UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS FOR REAL
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07/21/2013 11:34 AM
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Pretty sure this is a hoax you guys!!!


LOL, at least for now!!!
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


It is. It's been acknowledged as such as dates back to the 90's lol.
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07/21/2013 11:35 AM
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This is a shitty shit thread.
Don't click the link provided by OP.
It's malware.
:african::african::african:
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07/22/2013 03:28 AM
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This is a shitty shit thread.
Don't click the link provided by OP.
It's malware.
:african::african::african:
 Quoting: Irradiated Fish Dish 18234481



Wtf

Nothing wrong with that link

you got malware on your brain
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07/22/2013 03:30 AM
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Back to hunting and farming it is.
“The living being had no need of eyes because there was nothing outside of him to be seen; nor of ears because there was nothing to be heard; and there was no surrounding atmosphere to be breathed; nor would there have been any use of organs by the help of which he might receive his food or get rid of what he had already digested, since there was nothing which went from him or came into him: for there was nothing beside him. Of design he created thus; his own waste providing his own food, and all that he did or suffered taking place in and by himself. For the Creator conceived that a being which was self-sufficient would be far more excellent than one which lacked anything; and, as he had no need to take anything or defend himself against any one, the Creator did not think it necessary to bestow upon him hands: nor had he any need of feet, nor of the whole apparatus of walking; but the movement suited to his spherical form which was designed by him, being of all the seven that which is most appropriate to mind and intelligence; and he was made to move in the same manner and on the same spot, within his own limits revolving in a circle. All the other six motions were taken away from him, and he was made not to partake of their deviations. And as this circular movement required no feet, the universe was created without legs and without feet.” -Plato
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07/22/2013 03:31 AM
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Time to raise our own meat.
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07/22/2013 03:34 AM
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