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how can i get aliens to come pick me up

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/12/2013 12:00 PM
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Re: how can i get aliens to come pick me up
I already have a rechargeble accu....best loot ever besides the phone
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07/12/2013 12:02 PM
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Re: how can i get aliens to come pick me up
plz i dont want to live under societies chains
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there is a lot of threads on this already and this site was more or less designed to get you there.

The key is to be the greatest wanker you can possibly be.

That is when they come and anal probe you.

I should warn you that it's hell. So it would be far safer to keep living in this crap hole for now with satan at more of a distance.


Now if you are looking for Gods kingdom, heaven. Then there is a book for that too called "the holy bible" you read the king james version.


Good luck.
Alive In Jesus Christ
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07/12/2013 12:06 PM
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Re: how can i get aliens to come pick me up
Go outside, take off all your clothes, point your ass skyward, and spread your cheeks with your hands. Let the aliens see your dirty asshole, they will be with you shortly.ufo56
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07/12/2013 12:07 PM
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Re: how can i get aliens to come pick me up
Go outside, take off all your clothes, point your ass skyward, and spread your cheeks with your hands. Let the aliens see your dirty asshole, they will be with you shortly.ufo56
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Might want to shave it first.

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