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Message Subject how can i get aliens to come pick me up
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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are there any calls i can make like an owl i MEAN FRIGGEN SPACE ALEUNS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42078439

you have to get naked, paint yourself grey, selotape 2 dildos onto you head (for energy transmitters) and superglue quarts around your body, then take a photo and post it on glp so the aliens will see and come get you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42362843

be quick the portals are closing
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