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I have been waging war against the ants

 
Astral Goat
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I have been waging war against the ants
Crafty little fuckers.


They are no match for my caulk gun.

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Every spring, we tried all sorts of things to get rid of them, then one day they were gone and we wouldn't see them until the next spring invasion.
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
Also poured boiling ass water into their colony today.


I told them not to fuck with me.


They were carrying small white things.

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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
I bet the ants win.
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
Also poured boiling ass water into their colony today.


I told them not to fuck with me.


They were carrying small white things.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


thats their eggs
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I bet the ants win.
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Yeah, you'd like to see me go down in flames.


It ain't gonna happen.
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
Read up on diatomaceous Earth food grade, kill bugs and is used as a wormer on animals and humans
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Read up on diatomaceous Earth food grade, kill bugs and is used as a wormer on animals and humans
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Can I get that at the home stores?
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Also poured boiling ass water into their colony today.


I told them not to fuck with me.


They were carrying small white things.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


thats their eggs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38161027


Well, I'd like it if didn't bring them inside my abode.

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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
if you draw a circle around your pet food with sidewalk
chalk, the ants will not cross the chalk and get in your
pet's food.
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fireants hate vaseline.put it on electronics and any crack or hole
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fireants hate vaseline.put it on electronics and any crack or hole
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I have used this as well.


Works, they don't cross it, those that do perish.
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They may have the number but you have the tech and the mind to craft a terrible fate for them. Good luck in your mission!
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Thread: Black Garden Ants - in action
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
If you ever see a larger ant bigger than the smaller drones, that is the scout.


YOu MUST END HIS LIFE RIGHT THEN AND THERE.



He tells the rest where to go.
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As of this very moment...

You've made 9099 post.

Ev'ouy edam 6066 tsop.

damned

Are you a magical demon?
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
I wake up.

Make some coffee.



What do I see?



The fuckers have found a small hole where I didn't caulk.



They are flowing in and out.



I start to smash them.
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
Yes, you can get diantomaceous earth at the home stores.

You can eat it, too.

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Yes, you can get diantomaceous earth at the home stores.

You can eat it, too.

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Sorry, there's no "n" in diatomaceous.

Buy some.
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Sorry, I ain't eating it.
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
Bake a cake with frosting laced with aspartame and put it under the house or close by under a cardboard box. It will keep them out of the house.
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
hfthey are a pest

Get Rid of ANts
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
Yes, you can get diantomaceous earth at the home stores.

You can eat it, too.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43033491


Ummm


Guys



I bought so,e of ts tonight and it says on bag


Do not eat lol

Last Edited by Astral Goat on 07/08/2013 11:43 PM
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
timely advice
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Splenda should kill your ants.
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
I had an ant problem in my garden eating my sunflower. I threw some diatomaceous earth down and it seems to have helped. Honestly I'm usually a pacifist with ants and insects but once they bug my crops my mercy wanes. I don't want to kill them but I also want my plants to live. It's sort of a moral conundrum as I feast on my burger thinking myself no different than an ant or any form of life. I hope I don't get squashed one day, but if I do I'll take it in stride as I breath my last breath. So it goes.
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I had an ant problem in my garden eating my sunflower. I threw some diatomaceous earth down and it seems to have helped. Honestly I'm usually a pacifist with ants and insects but once they bug my crops my mercy wanes. I don't want to kill them but I also want my plants to live. It's sort of a moral conundrum as I feast on my burger thinking myself no different than an ant or any form of life. I hope I don't get squashed one day, but if I do I'll take it in stride as I breath my last breath. So it goes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24452667


Yes

I will sprinkle the earth a round perimeter of house

I feel bad for them


They will cut the,elves to pieces walking across it

Last Edited by Astral Goat on 07/08/2013 11:51 PM
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you get the stuff called "ant bait" and sprinkle it around their hill or on their paths ... they take it home and never return --- it kill the entire colony ..and they don't come back the next year ...

best stuff I ever used on ants ... but not everyone carries it
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you get the stuff called "ant bait" and sprinkle it around their hill or on their paths ... they take it home and never return --- it kill the entire colony ..and they don't come back the next year ...

best stuff I ever used on ants ... but not everyone carries it
 Quoting: SunnyDaze


Can u imagine the look on the queen ants face after she eats it


And like looks at other ants and is like



You idiots! You killed meeeeeeeeeee!
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
Fun Fact: There are a lot of ants on Earth.

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