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I have been waging war against the ants

 
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I had an ant problem in my garden eating my sunflower. I threw some diatomaceous earth down and it seems to have helped. Honestly I'm usually a pacifist with ants and insects but once they bug my crops my mercy wanes. I don't want to kill them but I also want my plants to live. It's sort of a moral conundrum as I feast on my burger thinking myself no different than an ant or any form of life. I hope I don't get squashed one day, but if I do I'll take it in stride as I breath my last breath. So it goes.
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Yes

I will sprinkle the earth a round perimeter of house

I feel bad for them


They will cut the,elves to pieces walking across it
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Make sure to do it on a dry day. Water makes it ineffective and less abrasive I read. And apparently its ok to eat but only food grade. Farmers put it in their harvest go deter bugs so we probably already consume some of it in our oat meal or something. Still might be a bad idea to snort it or eat a handful of it. Although it might give the cinnamon challenge a run for its money.
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
I had an ant problem in my garden eating my sunflower. I threw some diatomaceous earth down and it seems to have helped. Honestly I'm usually a pacifist with ants and insects but once they bug my crops my mercy wanes. I don't want to kill them but I also want my plants to live. It's sort of a moral conundrum as I feast on my burger thinking myself no different than an ant or any form of life. I hope I don't get squashed one day, but if I do I'll take it in stride as I breath my last breath. So it goes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24452667


Yes

I will sprinkle the earth a round perimeter of house

I feel bad for them


They will cut the,elves to pieces walking across it
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Make sure to do it on a dry day. Water makes it ineffective and less abrasive I read. And apparently its ok to eat but only food grade. Farmers put it in their harvest go deter bugs so we probably already consume some of it in our oat meal or something. Still might be a bad idea to snort it or eat a handful of it. Although it might give the cinnamon challenge a run for its money.
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How much?

Just sprinkle? Or white out?
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07/09/2013 12:06 AM
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Sprinkle some Borax (laundry isle) around and they will think it's food, it ain't so be prepared to carve them up`a lot of little crosses for grave-markers
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07/09/2013 12:07 AM
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
Astral, didn't we all discuss this in another thread in April? lol
Are the ants back Again?

I found some liquid stuff at Home Depot. Golden 4 oz. put it in some small water bottle caps. They will come in hoardes at first, then taper off.
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Astral, didn't we all discuss this in another thread in April? lol
Are the ants back Again?

I found some liquid stuff at Home Depot. Golden 4 oz. put it in some small water bottle caps. They will come in hoardes at first, then taper off.
 Quoting: KarinZa


Well my dear


The issue has escalated


I am under attack


Before they come in through dump pump hole


Now, they are attacking on all fronts


This is the battle of ant hill
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07/09/2013 12:10 AM
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Have u tried reasoning with them?
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07/09/2013 12:12 AM
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lmao

Bring in the Negotiator.
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07/09/2013 12:15 AM
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
I had an ant problem in my garden eating my sunflower. I threw some diatomaceous earth down and it seems to have helped. Honestly I'm usually a pacifist with ants and insects but once they bug my crops my mercy wanes. I don't want to kill them but I also want my plants to live. It's sort of a moral conundrum as I feast on my burger thinking myself no different than an ant or any form of life. I hope I don't get squashed one day, but if I do I'll take it in stride as I breath my last breath. So it goes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24452667


Yes

I will sprinkle the earth a round perimeter of house

I feel bad for them


They will cut the,elves to pieces walking across it
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Make sure to do it on a dry day. Water makes it ineffective and less abrasive I read. And apparently its ok to eat but only food grade. Farmers put it in their harvest go deter bugs so we probably already consume some of it in our oat meal or something. Still might be a bad idea to snort it or eat a handful of it. Although it might give the cinnamon challenge a run for its money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24452667


How much?

Just sprinkle? Or white out?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I'd be generous with it. But I'm guessing the package will have instructions. I just threw hand fulls down personally.
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Yes

I will sprinkle the earth a round perimeter of house

I feel bad for them


They will cut the,elves to pieces walking across it
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Make sure to do it on a dry day. Water makes it ineffective and less abrasive I read. And apparently its ok to eat but only food grade. Farmers put it in their harvest go deter bugs so we probably already consume some of it in our oat meal or something. Still might be a bad idea to snort it or eat a handful of it. Although it might give the cinnamon challenge a run for its money.
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How much?

Just sprinkle? Or white out?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I'd be generous with it. But I'm guessing the package will have instructions. I just threw hand fulls down personally.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24452667


You handled it with bare hands?


It didn't cut u?
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07/09/2013 12:19 AM
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
Yes, you can get diantomaceous earth at the home stores.

You can eat it, too.

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Ummm


Guys



I bought so,e of ts tonight and it says on bag


Do not eat lol
 Quoting: Astral Goat


There is a special food grade DIA, which I have & use in my smoothies & cereals.

But the one you purchased will get rid of the ants. Put it in any area where they are coming into the house. Or better still, if you can locate their home, cover it over with the DIA and they will vacate the premises. Works every time. It's what I do every spring.
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A friend recommended Terro liquid ant traps, and the ants were wiped out pretty quickly and did not come back. Every year they would invade, and then I used this stuff and they stayed away. I live somewhere else now, and you better believe if I ever have an ant problem I will buy more. It's probably bad for pets, so be careful. You can get it at Home Depot. It worked so well I would do commercials to promote it.

My dad sprays the perimeter of his house with some sort of treatment, so that keeps them from coming inside. I don't know what the brand is, but that would be another option.

So...you got a giggle out of me finding Citizen Perth to be attractive. Some female with a bikini chick avatar on a different thread got all sorts of oohs and ahhs as well as complaints, but one female makes a comment about CP and she gets laughed at...just kidding about being annoyed. I got a giggle out of you getting a giggle.
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I get some Simple Green, it's a nontoxic household cleaner, and spray it on the ants and on their entrances. They die immediately and if you have pets and children you don't have to worry that they'll get poisoned because it's nontoxic.
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07/09/2013 12:32 AM
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borax, sugar and a little water mixed to paste. they will carry it home, eat it, die- each and every one.
safe and guaranteed to work.
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07/09/2013 12:38 AM
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
find the nest..pour gasoline all over it letting it soak in,,kills them instantly even down deep..light on fire for special effects.
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07/09/2013 12:52 AM
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option

1. make a deal with them regarding territory

2. flamethower and lots of fuel
wmMmw
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find the nest..pour gasoline all over it letting it soak in,,kills them instantly even down deep..light on fire for special effects.
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Are you trying to get me to blow myself up?
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
Fun Fact: There are a lot of ants on Earth.
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No kidding.. one or two look harmless.. until you see thousands of them under/in/behind a plastic outdoor storage bench.
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Fun Fact: There are a lot of ants on Earth.
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No kidding.. one or two look harmless.. until you see thousands of them under/in/behind a plastic outdoor storage bench.
 Quoting: ceawaves


True


Today I watched about a hundred of them pick up a dead beetles corpse and devour it
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If they are just regular run-of-the-mill ants a combination of 1/2 20 Mule Team Borax to 1/2 Powdered Sugar will take care of the problem. The sugar attracts them and the Borax kills them. They also track the fine powder back to their friends.

Sprinkle it generously outside the walls where they are coming in. You can use it indoors along the baseboards if you don't have pets that will get into it.
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
I've got them on the run now



I have caulked their last little hole to freedom
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07/09/2013 03:48 AM
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I think they are known as "brain ants" Astral Goat. There's a good chance the queen has migrated into your head via the ear canal while you were sleeping. Chances are she's already laying eggs in there. The workers forage by day waiting for the "nest" to arrive back at night...ie your brain in your bed!
Now it could be the"bum-ants" AG, or common "sphincter ant" which makes a nest...you guessed it, in the deep recesses of the lower intestine...I'd run with your flame method, simultaneously to ensure no escapes.
All the best with that!hfhfhf
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Merciless slaughter of God's creatures eh? You vile fiend!!!!

....

PS

For the ones on hard flooring

You should try using a lighter-and-Axe-can torch

Death-from-above done right.

lmao
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
I've got them on the run now



I have caulked their last little hole to freedom
 Quoting: Astral Goat


If you don't caulk their hole first you can be certain that they'll caulk yours sooner or later...

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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
borax, sugar and a little water mixed to paste. they will carry it home, eat it, die- each and every one.
safe and guaranteed to work.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13666421


borax, sugar and a little water mixed to paste. they will carry it home, eat it, die- each and every one.
safe and guaranteed to work.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13666421


Do this.
I do it anytime I have ants and they're gone in a day.
Put the mixture in a shallow lid right in their line and they will eat it and die. They dispose of their dead by consuming them, so its a chain raction and it wipes out the colony.
Toxic to animals, keep away from pets.
Hq okc
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lmao

Bring in the Negotiator.
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Yep - hairspray and lighter

Leave the bodies for the others to see and they will leave.
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
Crafty little fuckers.


They are no match for my caulk gun.
 Quoting: Astral Goat



Did you know that ants are great flood&storm tellers when there is one coming soon? If they suddenly come out of their hiding place and they move in a long straight line and usually upward (they seldom do this), it may mean that they sense something is coming. Either a terrible storm/wind or tsunami/flooding. We saw this happened when the Greg Storm happened in the Borneo more than 10 years ago. You'd be wise not to kill them. They are there for a reason.
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07/09/2013 04:37 AM
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
I bet the ants win.
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Yeah, you'd like to see me go down in flames.


It ain't gonna happen.
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You are a funny guy mr goat :)
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07/10/2013 11:53 AM
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
Dammit I got jinxed here, now I have the little ants coming in! Only found stupid traps with a hole on top, which don't look to be intriging to them!

Read in an earlier thread about Splenda (yellow package). Will try that as I have no chems where I am now.

Update on yours Astral? Also, any new critters visiting your house? Look what was on my front porch out here in the country the other day!

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07/10/2013 12:05 PM
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
Each year I use Ant B Gone. I win battles but never the war. Deep military plans have been made for conquering the hills but these fuckers continue to hold the ant ming trail.

I've tried napalm, bombs, bullets and now it is all out chemical warfare of no mercy.

anyways...Ant B Gone can bring a bit of ant freedom in the DMZ
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Re: I have been waging war against the ants
The human, it's the perfect murder machine.

Genocide. Leave those ants alone, they clean up the mess that nature leaves behind.

It's a cycle. Your genocide on the ants with NBC weapons is not good.

How do you feel if we murder your entire family and friends and your local surroundings?

I hate the human nature to destroy everything.





GLP