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How do I make a guy like me?

 
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07/08/2013 06:34 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
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^ another chick with a dick chimes in
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


excuse me , im a full fledged female , with kids you need fucking glasses
 Quoting: ttowngirl


with anchor baby kids...

but really...I don't know who is the larger troll...you or OP, but we know you both look like men
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


no i fuckn dont you cocksucker
 Quoting: ttowngirl


Yes you do.

Why all the rage? Little Life in the Trailer Park not playing out as you had imagined?
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07/08/2013 06:44 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
I really like this guy, but I don't think he likes me. He is giving an ugly stare and it is pissing me off! I think he is cute , he is tall ,has hazel eyes, tan skin like an Italian, dark brown curly hair. I don't know his name, but I am on my phone at walmart in the frozen meat department .

I can't let him slip away!
 Quoting: La'Quishria


cruise
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07/08/2013 06:54 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
just show him your tits.
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07/08/2013 07:03 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
say "hello"?
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07/08/2013 07:07 PM
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Funniest troll ever, and whenever I look at that picture I
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07/08/2013 07:07 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
the key to getting a man is to play hard to get they like a challenge
 Quoting: ttowngirl


^ another chick with a dick chimes in
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


excuse me , im a full fledged female , with kids you need fucking glasses
 Quoting: ttowngirl


I think maybe he was speaking metaphorically? is that word too big for you ttown?
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07/08/2013 07:12 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
Impress him with a jiggly wiggly dance. Maybe hula hoop in a bikini.
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07/08/2013 07:14 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
the key to getting a man is to play hard to get they like a challenge
 Quoting: ttowngirl


^ another chick with a dick chimes in
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


chuckle
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07/08/2013 08:07 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
Guys will preety much fuck anything. They think with their dicks don' t cha know? :dubya:
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07/08/2013 08:11 PM

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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
Try to talk to him. You never know, he may actually like you. :) Some men are very shy.
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07/08/2013 08:24 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
Chicken Tetrazzini is the secret
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07/08/2013 09:08 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
quit thinking you can 'make' a man do ANYTHING. Unfortunately your out numbered, lol and outgunned.

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07/08/2013 09:19 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
the key to getting a man is to play hard to get they like a challenge
 Quoting: ttowngirl


With grammar like yours, you certainly don't have to try too hard to present a challenge!

lmaolmao
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07/08/2013 09:40 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
Have you tried having him smell a chloroform soaked rag yet?
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07/08/2013 09:41 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
lose 400 lbs turn white...
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laugh
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07/08/2013 09:47 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
You play him this song:

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07/08/2013 09:52 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
Show him your penis, when it's soft though.

If you're nervous, handing him a photograph works good too!
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07/08/2013 09:55 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
lose 400 lbs turn white...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35513283


There you go, in typically brutal GLP fashion, the truth is outed!

LOL

Sorry... Seriously though, I've always found a little impromptu deep-throat makes a lasting and positive impression.

Good luck!
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07/08/2013 09:57 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
the key to getting a man is to play hard to get they like a challenge
 Quoting: ttowngirl


not me i don't play games, if you say no and meas yes?, if i ask you out then cya.....

I'm not going to stuff around with someone that plays games. No female is worth the time and effort
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07/08/2013 09:58 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
Make him some cupcakes honey!
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
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^ another chick with a dick chimes in
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


excuse me , im a full fledged female , with kids you need fucking glasses
 Quoting: ttowngirl


with anchor baby kids...

but really...I don't know who is the larger troll...you or OP, but we know you both look like men
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


no i fuckn dont you cocksucker
 Quoting: ttowngirl


Rise above them girl....they're just jealous of the attention you get.
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07/08/2013 10:02 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
the key to getting a man is to play hard to get they like a challenge
 Quoting: ttowngirl


not in the early stages.

if I sense they are playing games early on, I walk.

I have a female friend who says ive lost a lot that way.

but I tell her look what I haven't ever had to put up with.

someone who plays games and isn't just outright honest with me when asked.

and I've done well over the years and no one has ever seen me lose my mind over needless drama.


she told me point well taken.
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07/08/2013 10:03 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
Unfortunately you can't make someone like you. Just be yourself. I know, everyone says that, but it's true. If you have to MAKE someone like you, it isn't going to work.
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07/08/2013 10:04 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
the key to getting a man is to play hard to get they like a challenge
 Quoting: ttowngirl


This shit usually pisses me off and tells me they haven't grown up yet.

This will probably work if you are under 25.
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07/08/2013 10:09 PM
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
Hey beautiful, here's at least a shot at real help.

Just kind of stroll over there and slide up against him. All you have to do is say HI, your charm, wit and good looks will take over and you two will be home together in no time.

Hopefully he will have a truck.
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Re: How do I make a guy like me?
the key to getting a man is to play hard to get they like a challenge
 Quoting: ttowngirl


that it's problem....they're not trying to git it





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