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Suspected Domestic Violence Was Just a Man Farting on His Girlfriend

 
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Elsewhere in Metro Detroit, police were called to a home in Clawson after a neighbor claimed they heard a woman screaming for her boyfriend to stop amid what sounded like a violent altercation.

"One of the neighbors had heard somebody yelling — a female yelling … she was possibly being hit — yelling, ‘Stop! No!," Clawson Police Chief Harry Anderson told WWJ Newsradio.

It took police mere minutes to arrive at the apartment complex, and just a few seconds of sniffing to determine there was no domestic violence taking place.


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Can't pass gas without police barging in? NSA DOOOOOM~! :P
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that is filthy
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Farting is terrorism!

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Why do men like to do shit like this? It is so disgusting and disrespectful ON someone else. In this case, it would definitely be bullying and a display of dominance. I would leave him, if it were me being held down against my will.
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dutch oven time babay
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Why do men like to do shit like this? It is so disgusting and disrespectful ON someone else. In this case, it would definitely be bullying and a display of dominance. I would leave him, if it were me being held down against my will.
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You are a prime example of why the USA has failed. Equality has eliminated any man from the existence. At this point why not just go to sperm banks that way you don't have to put up with one.

Geesh some feminists!
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Why do men like to do shit like this? It is so disgusting and disrespectful ON someone else. In this case, it would definitely be bullying and a display of dominance. I would leave him, if it were me being held down against my will.
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Oh get over yourself - it was a couple having harmless fun - remembr what it was like when you were young?
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All joking aside this is a very serious event that could lead to war, I believe gas attacks cross the CIC's red line.
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Why do men like to do shit like this? It is so disgusting and disrespectful ON someone else. In this case, it would definitely be bullying and a display of dominance. I would leave him, if it were me being held down against my will.
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Oh get over yourself - it was a couple having harmless fun - remembr what it was like when you were young?
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She never had a fun boyfriend because she's always been such a cunt.
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Elsewhere in Metro Detroit, police were called to a home in Clawson after a neighbor claimed they heard a woman screaming for her boyfriend to stop amid what sounded like a violent altercation.

"One of the neighbors had heard somebody yelling — a female yelling … she was possibly being hit — yelling, ‘Stop! No!," Clawson Police Chief Harry Anderson told WWJ Newsradio.

It took police mere minutes to arrive at the apartment complex, and just a few seconds of sniffing to determine there was no domestic violence taking place.


[link to gawker.com]


Can't pass gas without police barging in? NSA DOOOOOM~! :P
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I believe the boyfriend's name was Terrance Phillips.
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All joking aside this is a very serious event that could lead to war, I believe gas attacks cross the CIC's red line.
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The CIC has so far not taken any action against those using gas attacks in Syria. Then again CIC only seems to go after domestics so maybe there is something to this..
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dutch oven time babay
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Isn't that when a guy is in bed with a woman and tricks or forces her head under the covers and then he passes stinky gas, and she has to endure a concentrated dose of it for a long time?

I pretty much wont a date a woman who has had a guy do that to her before. They are kinda weird in the head after that stuff.
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Farting is terrorism!

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Where do I turn myself in?
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All joking aside this is a very serious event that could lead to war, I believe gas attacks cross the CIC's red line.
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The CIC has so far not taken any action against those using gas attacks in Syria. Then again CIC only seems to go after domestics so maybe there is something to this..
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It's all part of the libtard anti fart agenda, I'm gonna guess he'll be a big guy, giving them an easy run at high capacity butts, my uncle, a vet, has irritable bowel syndrome they're never take his full auto AR-se off him.
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and so it bwgina......
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dutch oven time babay
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Isn't that when a guy is in bed with a woman and tricks or forces her head under the covers and then he passes stinky gas, and she has to endure a concentrated dose of it for a long time?

I pretty much wont a date a woman who has had a guy do that to her before. They are kinda weird in the head after that stuff.
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lol
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dutch oven time babay
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Isn't that when a guy is in bed with a woman and tricks or forces her head under the covers and then he passes stinky gas, and she has to endure a concentrated dose of it for a long time?

I pretty much wont a date a woman who has had a guy do that to her before. They are kinda weird in the head after that stuff.
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When they are being all nicey nice in the oral sense cause they want something really expensive. Just let off a blast of raging ass wind and splatter on their face .
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Why do men like to do shit like this? It is so disgusting and disrespectful ON someone else. In this case, it would definitely be bullying and a display of dominance. I would leave him, if it were me being held down against my will.
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I am a man and would never do it. My guess is they do because females seem to think it is funny.

Men wouldn't do it if it negatively affected the relationship.
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Why do men like to do shit like this? It is so disgusting and disrespectful ON someone else. In this case, it would definitely be bullying and a display of dominance. I would leave him, if it were me being held down against my will.
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The type of person that does this is always vicious, sick, twisted and evil . Their "fun" in life is to do that which is hurtful or noxious to others.
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If i have respect for a woman i won't even fart in the same room, i will leave the room to do it, always.

But to me it really drills home how fukt in the head society is, that a woman will call the police cos she 'thinks' her hubby is beating her.

When my ex beat seven colors of shit out of me, her neighbour (another single mum thanks to collectivism) heard everything, she heard me screaming for her to stop, she heard my head being pounded into the front door, she didnt call the police, she thought it was clever, and became best mates with her after i left, i left her at 3am one morning cos i could see it coming again, there was no help for me, no hostel, no social worker.....NOTHING, i was homeless for 6 months fleeing domestic violence, the same is unheard of in reverse, if i were female one phone call would generate a visit from the police, a social worker, a hostel, help with money ect.....but as a man in this COLLECTIVIST FUCKING NIGHTMARE, i slept under a church bench, bleeding uncontrollably from my head, nose broke and face cut.

fuck YOUR society, fuck collectivism, fuck the NWO
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women want too be equals they could ust eat cabbage and fart right back .

vegetarian bitches could stink out a whole damn auditorium when they rip off a hefty blast of pink starfish stench.

funny how women who will lick a scrotum longtime complain about little butt trumpet solo .
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That is abuse, divorce him and sue him too.
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If i have respect for a woman i won't even fart in the same room, i will leave the room to do it, always.

But to me it really drills home how fukt in the head society is, that a woman will call the police cos she 'thinks' her hubby is beating her.

When my ex beat seven colors of shit out of me, her neighbour (another single mum thanks to collectivism) heard everything, she heard me screaming for her to stop, she heard my head being pounded into the front door, she didnt call the police, she thought it was clever, and became best mates with her after i left, i left her at 3am one morning cos i could see it coming again, there was no help for me, no hostel, no social worker.....NOTHING, i was homeless for 6 months fleeing domestic violence, the same is unheard of in reverse, if i were female one phone call would generate a visit from the police, a social worker, a hostel, help with money ect.....but as a man in this COLLECTIVIST FUCKING NIGHTMARE, i slept under a church bench, bleeding uncontrollably from my head, nose broke and face cut.

fuck YOUR society, fuck collectivism, fuck the NWO
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All this from Roe v Wade..

... oh and OJ too.
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Fire up the kracken.
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Why do men like to do shit like this? It is so disgusting and disrespectful ON someone else. In this case, it would definitely be bullying and a display of dominance. I would leave him, if it were me being held down against my will.
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Did the police demand he put down the weapon?
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Why do men like to do shit like this? It is so disgusting and disrespectful ON someone else. In this case, it would definitely be bullying and a display of dominance. I would leave him, if it were me being held down against my will.
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The type of person that does this is always vicious, sick, twisted and evil . Their "fun" in life is to do that which is hurtful or noxious to others.
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Nothing wrong with farting......God created farts so we don't explode.

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LMAO....

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arghh how does one get the youtube thingy to work?


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I love the line... "OH!! In the kitchen Meg???"
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Nothing wrong with farting......God created farts so we don't explode.

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