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The NFL has banned fanny packs from stadiums

 
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The NFL has banned fanny packs from stadiums
The NFL has made a bold statement: no fanny packs allowed.

Last month a story made the rounds about how the NFL was banning large bags such as backpacks and purses from their stadiums. We all moaned, but chalked it up to an increased need for safety in the 21st century, even if some of the items prohibited, like seat cushions, seemed a bit over the top.

Who doesn’t want a warm and comfy seat at the game?

In reviewing a story about how the Indianapolis Colts are shipping season ticket holders bags that are pre-approved for stadium entry, however, something caught our eye. And that was included in the NFL’s list of banned items, along with backpacks and purses and seat cushions, was something we could scarcely believe: the fanny pack.

The NFL has declared a war on fanny packs.

Read more [link to ftw.usatoday.com]
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wouldn't hurt my feelings one bit if this sport went away today, we, as a society, place way too much importance on this "sport"
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wouldn't hurt my feelings one bit if this sport went away today, we, as a society, place way too much importance on this "sport"
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sports is the opium of the people Smiley
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Good! I go to NFL games with my wife and young children, and I don't want some terrorist or other nutcase smuggling in a small bomb inside a fanny pack, or purse, or whatever.

Back in 2005 some kid in Oklahoma was planning to explode a back pack bomb at a college game -- luckily it went off outside the stadium before he could get in ( look it up , it really happened!).
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11/21/2013 10:52 PM
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fags
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11/22/2013 12:07 AM
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Who cares? Make them play in abandoned stadiums and use tv broadcasts. That is what they eventually have with this bullshit.

TiVo is better anyway
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But where will the terrorists hide nukes now????
Stand up for what you believe in, even if you stand alone.
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wouldn't hurt my feelings one bit if this sport went away today, we, as a society, place way too much importance on this "sport"
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I agree, I used to be a huge fan, then realized how demoralizing to society pro sports teams and those non-profit organizations really are.
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Re: The NFL has banned fanny packs from stadiums
The NFL has made a bold statement: no fanny packs allowed.

Last month a story made the rounds about how the NFL was banning large bags such as backpacks and purses from their stadiums. We all moaned, but chalked it up to an increased need for safety in the 21st century, even if some of the items prohibited, like seat cushions, seemed a bit over the top.

Who doesn’t want a warm and comfy seat at the game?

In reviewing a story about how the Indianapolis Colts are shipping season ticket holders bags that are pre-approved for stadium entry, however, something caught our eye. And that was included in the NFL’s list of banned items, along with backpacks and purses and seat cushions, was something we could scarcely believe: the fanny pack.

The NFL has declared a war on fanny packs.

Read more [link to ftw.usatoday.com]
 Quoting: smilesun


NOT IN THE RUFF BUFF!!!
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I hate to say it but this is a ban I can agree with...

lol
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If bulky people have a tendency to go boom Spandex is the dress of the day.
How's that?
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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But where will the terrorists hide nukes now????
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


In their underwear...

voice in the background * "Bring out the scanners boys!"
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didn't they ban purses too?
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11/22/2013 12:38 AM
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Fear of the Fanny Bomber!
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These NFLTards will have their wives and kids stripped naked to see a "ball game" - they have a mean IQ of 85 and really believe there is a real "muzzie" terrorist menace... HAHA
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I hate to say it but this is a ban I can agree with...

lol
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banana2
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It's about time, those things are tacky...
wmMmw
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Joe Rogan is going to be pissed if he ever went to NFL games, that is.
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11/22/2013 01:19 AM
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I only wear zubaz and tank tops. I need my fanny pack to carry my vitamins and wallet and stuff.
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11/22/2013 01:21 AM
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Here is how a true man dresses when he leaves the house:

[link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
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fanny pats, however, will be allowed per usual - whole nfl things kinda gay itintit. what that f stand for
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Here is how a true man dresses when he leaves the house:

[link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
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The Asian chicks hanging from your arms are not optional.
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Re: The NFL has banned fanny packs from stadiums
The NFL has made a bold statement: no fanny packs allowed.

Last month a story made the rounds about how the NFL was banning large bags such as backpacks and purses from their stadiums. We all moaned, but chalked it up to an increased need for safety in the 21st century, even if some of the items prohibited, like seat cushions, seemed a bit over the top.

Who doesn’t want a warm and comfy seat at the game?

In reviewing a story about how the Indianapolis Colts are shipping season ticket holders bags that are pre-approved for stadium entry, however, something caught our eye. And that was included in the NFL’s list of banned items, along with backpacks and purses and seat cushions, was something we could scarcely believe: the fanny pack.

The NFL has declared a war on fanny packs.

Read more [link to ftw.usatoday.com]
 Quoting: smilesun




Ban the damn NFL - hell, all the sports!

it keeps people too damn distracted from whats going on in this country.

Oh wait, that's the idea.
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Re: The NFL has banned fanny packs from stadiums
Good! I go to NFL games with my wife and young children, and I don't want some terrorist or other nutcase smuggling in a small bomb inside a fanny pack, or purse, or whatever.

Back in 2005 some kid in Oklahoma was planning to explode a back pack bomb at a college game -- luckily it went off outside the stadium before he could get in ( look it up , it really happened!).
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Like the CIA?
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But where will the terrorists hide nukes now????
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus




In their underpants.
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I hate to think what the US will be in 5 years
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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I hate to think what the US will be in 5 years
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yes one thing after another its just a big prison
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11/22/2013 02:05 AM
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Fanny packs should have been banned decades ago and not for terroristic reasons either.
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11/22/2013 02:05 AM
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It's for extra money. No more sneaking in drinks / food
Want a comfortable seat? Gotta pay for that

They just know they can sell the bullshit "security" excuse to a bunch of pussy's that are scared shitless already

Ha ha ha...
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11/22/2013 02:06 AM
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nfl forced by govt to ban fanny packs
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11/22/2013 02:24 AM
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People still wear fanny packs?
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In the UK fanny is a slang word for Vagina.

So fanny packs are even funnier over here.

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