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OBAMA TO HONOR TRAYVON BY ENDING UNEMPLOYMENT.

 
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OBAMA TO HONOR TRAYVON BY ENDING UNEMPLOYMENT.
OBAMA TO HONOR TRAYVON BY ENDING UNEMPLOYMENT.

WASHINGTON TIMES
7/11/13
By Meredith Somers

President Obama held an impromptu news conference aboard Air Force one today while returning to the White House from Chicago. The President had flown there to have lunch and relax a little with his old friend Raul Emanual.
The lunch which consisted of the President's favorite menu, broiled fresh Maine lobster, spring rolls, watercress salad and was topped off by a wonderful cherry dessert.
Prior to the luncheon was the meeting held by the President and Mr. Emanual. For security reasons the times and location were held back until after Air Force One lifted off for the return trip to the White House. Press Secretary Jay Carney filled reporters in on the details of the meeting on the return trip. It was held at the Executive Spa & Massage in Northwest Chicago. For security and to get away from reporters questions, a private suite was reserved for the President and Mr.Emanual. This way, he went on, the president and Mr. Emanual could get some serious work done.
Looking relaxed and fit the President then made the announcement that he was going to honor Trayvon by ending unemployment. When asked how, he stated he was signing an Executive order that the NBA be expanded to 500 teams. Also that all music played by any venue be Rap music. Anyone wishing to play any other type of music could do so just by filling out a simple 12 page document and submitting it to the TSA for approval. When asked if this would limit artists? He said it was just the opposite, this would free Artists to venture into areas they would have not explored before.
In keeping with his 'YES WE CAN' philosophy, Mr. Obama said he had already contacted Nancy Pelosi (D) to get the ball rolling. She said that she would be honored to introduce legislation that would fast track these wonderful ideas into law. H.R.2745 would be known as the TRAYVON-NO RAPPER LEFT BEHIND BILL.
Also included in the bill would be a section that would say it was not a crime to toss tennis shoes over power lines if the shoes had Trayvon's name written on them. This she said would separate freedom of speech from vandalism.

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