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I am in contact with an Alien group. Ask me a question

 
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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I hope so. :-)


peace


P.S. Purple is my favourite colour. :-)
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Theirs are red, white and silver.
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Re: I am in contact with an Alien group. Ask me a question
are they friendly aliens?
 Quoting: Prowilson123


The last time they were here they were acting as cease fire monitors between three great powers. They can be considered neutral until someone decides to attack them, variations of this have happened.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


They can be considered neutral?????

They either are or they are not. Their neutrality could end if they are attacked would be a better a way to explain their beliefs and possible actions.

So why are they back?
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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07/11/2013 06:28 AM
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I only want to chat. Happy to put the kettle on and dig out some bickies. :-)

hf
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maybe they will contact you directly
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


I would also like to chat with them if possible
 Quoting: Prowilson123


like i said you can be contacted directly but for now i am official GLP ambassador.
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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are they friendly aliens?
 Quoting: Prowilson123


The last time they were here they were acting as cease fire monitors between three great powers. They can be considered neutral until someone decides to attack them, variations of this have happened.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


They can be considered neutral?????

They either are or they are not. Their neutrality could end if they are attacked would be a better a way to explain their beliefs and possible actions.

So why are they back?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34760435


Let's just say they have returned to a country, if you meddle with them they meddle with you.
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07/11/2013 06:36 AM
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Re: I am in contact with an Alien group. Ask me a question
are they friendly aliens?
 Quoting: Prowilson123


The last time they were here they were acting as cease fire monitors between three great powers. They can be considered neutral until someone decides to attack them, variations of this have happened.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


They can be considered neutral?????

They either are or they are not. Their neutrality could end if they are attacked would be a better a way to explain their beliefs and possible actions.

So why are they back?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34760435


Let's just say they have returned to a country, if you meddle with them they meddle with you.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


Is the country Italy?

I just thought the way you described their behavior was strange. To say that they can be considered neutral until someone messes with them makes it sound as though this is typical and maybe they are not so neutral but that is semantics.
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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The last time they were here they were acting as cease fire monitors between three great powers. They can be considered neutral until someone decides to attack them, variations of this have happened.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


They can be considered neutral?????

They either are or they are not. Their neutrality could end if they are attacked would be a better a way to explain their beliefs and possible actions.

So why are they back?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34760435


Let's just say they have returned to a country, if you meddle with them they meddle with you.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


Is the country Italy?

I just thought the way you described their behavior was strange. To say that they can be considered neutral until someone messes with them makes it sound as though this is typical and maybe they are not so neutral but that is semantics.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34760435


They happen to want to have a peaceful buffer zone, you see there is the danger that the whole planet may be blown up, so at least a region or two are not damaged massively. So yes a paranoiac would consider that an alien beachhead of sorts.
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07/11/2013 06:40 AM
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do they participate in gay sex?
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They can be considered neutral?????

They either are or they are not. Their neutrality could end if they are attacked would be a better a way to explain their beliefs and possible actions.

So why are they back?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34760435


Let's just say they have returned to a country, if you meddle with them they meddle with you.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


Is the country Italy?

I just thought the way you described their behavior was strange. To say that they can be considered neutral until someone messes with them makes it sound as though this is typical and maybe they are not so neutral but that is semantics.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34760435


They happen to want to have a peaceful buffer zone, you see there is the danger that the whole planet may be blown up, so at least a region or two are not damaged massively. So yes a paranoiac would consider that an alien beachhead of sorts.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


Oh.... ok.

They want to help us not blow up one another? That is a good thing I guess.
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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do they participate in gay sex?
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no not all the last time they were here no one had interest in them because many people were still marrying their sisters
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Let's just say they have returned to a country, if you meddle with them they meddle with you.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


Is the country Italy?

I just thought the way you described their behavior was strange. To say that they can be considered neutral until someone messes with them makes it sound as though this is typical and maybe they are not so neutral but that is semantics.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34760435


They happen to want to have a peaceful buffer zone, you see there is the danger that the whole planet may be blown up, so at least a region or two are not damaged massively. So yes a paranoiac would consider that an alien beachhead of sorts.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


Oh.... ok.

They want to help us not blow up one another? That is a good thing I guess.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34760435


well uh, in the worst case they sit there and watch us blow each other up nonetheless.
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Re: I am in contact with an Alien group. Ask me a question
do they participate in gay sex?
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Roger the Alien seems gay. That may not seem important but I do think there have been hybrids and sometimes they seem homosexual.
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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do they participate in gay sex?
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Roger the Alien seems gay. That may not seem important but I do think there have been hybrids and sometimes they seem homosexual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34760435


wrong aliens don't you have enough people of your species to buttfuck already.
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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07/11/2013 06:47 AM
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Re: I am in contact with an Alien group. Ask me a question
From their viewpoint it is interesting that the most vital questions humans have these days is if aliens are gay. Shows how far humanity has progressed.
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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07/11/2013 06:48 AM
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Re: I am in contact with an Alien group. Ask me a question
posters were skeptic that their interaction cannot be neutral, but since they don't like homos their interactions with us really can be limited. quod erat demonstrandum.
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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07/11/2013 06:49 AM
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like i suggested to them several thousand years ago...don't mind the rest of world...wait and take it as a hunting preserve once the intelligence is gone again.
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07/11/2013 06:51 AM
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Re: I am in contact with an Alien group. Ask me a question
so homophobia originated from the aliens?
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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07/11/2013 06:51 AM
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i also suggested that they should lure world leaders into a trap, but this was not acted on lol
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so homophobia originated from the aliens?
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and homosexuality originated with mankind
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so homophobia originated from the aliens?
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and homosexuality originated with mankind
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due to the constant anal probing
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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so homophobia originated from the aliens?
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and homosexuality originated with mankind
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due to the constant anal probing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31110211


last time it was incest, today homosexuality, they aren't here to civilize you anyway.
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07/11/2013 06:58 AM
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Re: I am in contact with an Alien group. Ask me a question
I am not saying it's aliens...but it is aliens.

abduct
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


No you're not. And...I don't ask questions to people who definitely don't have any answers.

C-ya
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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Re: I am in contact with an Alien group. Ask me a question
Like stated these are Aliens, not demons who would gladly join the party in Sodom or angels who would superfry Gomorrha.
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so homophobia originated from the aliens?
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and homosexuality originated with mankind
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


due to the constant anal probing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31110211


last time it was incest, today homosexuality, they aren't here to civilize you anyway.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


im gonna fuck one up the ass and plant my seed!
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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I am not saying it's aliens...but it is aliens.

abduct
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


No you're not. And...I don't ask questions to people who definitely don't have any answers.

C-ya
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Best to carry on with whatever you are doing then.
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and homosexuality originated with mankind
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due to the constant anal probing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31110211


last time it was incest, today homosexuality, they aren't here to civilize you anyway.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


im gonna fuck one up the ass and plant my seed!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31110211


in those cases they will apply the worst human punishment for rape and apply it 100 %.
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07/11/2013 07:00 AM
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I only want to chat. Happy to put the kettle on and dig out some bickies. :-)

hf
 Quoting: teraustralis


What the heck is a bickie? blink


Hilarious av, btw chuckle
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due to the constant anal probing
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last time it was incest, today homosexuality, they aren't here to civilize you anyway.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


im gonna fuck one up the ass and plant my seed!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31110211


in those cases they will apply the worst human punishment for rape and apply it 100 %.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


i will make sure my load is big and juicy then to make it worthwile!
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07/11/2013 07:03 AM
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Re: I am in contact with an Alien group. Ask me a question
Are tey legally in this country?
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Well the entire homosexual thing is probably comedic. How could a race be, generally speaking, gay. It would stand that they would not procreate unless forced.
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last time it was incest, today homosexuality, they aren't here to civilize you anyway.
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im gonna fuck one up the ass and plant my seed!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31110211


in those cases they will apply the worst human punishment for rape and apply it 100 %.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


i will make sure my load is big and juicy then to make it worthwile!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31110211


they will respect you human rights trust me

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