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I am in contact with an Alien group. Ask me a question

 
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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Are tey legally in this country?
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One place they won't be going to is the USA, even if it will be hit by natural or humanitarian disasters.
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Well the entire homosexual thing is probably comedic. How could a race be, generally speaking, gay. It would stand that they would not procreate unless forced.
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All species learn this lesson...or not lol.
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07/11/2013 07:08 AM
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im gonna fuck one up the ass and plant my seed!
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in those cases they will apply the worst human punishment for rape and apply it 100 %.
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i will make sure my load is big and juicy then to make it worthwile!
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they will respect you human rights trust me

Idol1
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Ok, i will be gentle when i do it then.
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in those cases they will apply the worst human punishment for rape and apply it 100 %.
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i will make sure my load is big and juicy then to make it worthwile!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31110211


they will respect you human rights trust me

Idol1
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Ok, i will be gentle when i do it then.
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they will apply human and only human law for crimes, so in your case castration and stoning (i think) and i my case chop of my hand if i manage to steal a spaceship
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i will make sure my load is big and juicy then to make it worthwile!
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they will respect you human rights trust me

Idol1
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


Ok, i will be gentle when i do it then.
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they will apply human and only human law for crimes, so in your case castration and stoning (i think) and i my case chop of my hand if i manage to steal a spaceship
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Fuck being gentle then lol when i'm done planting my seed i will fist them with a sand paper glove!
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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they will respect you human rights trust me

Idol1
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Ok, i will be gentle when i do it then.
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they will apply human and only human law for crimes, so in your case castration and stoning (i think) and i my case chop of my hand if i manage to steal a spaceship
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Fuck being gentle then lol when i'm done planting my seed i will fist them with a sand paper glove!
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in extreme cases though they use collective punishments and a simple retributive principle.
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07/11/2013 07:18 AM
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since you state you are the ambassador for gpl i wonder if perhaps you could assist me with some type of interaction with them. i would like to learn from them if i can. is this possible?

thanks for your time.
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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since you state you are the ambassador for gpl i wonder if perhaps you could assist me with some type of interaction with them. i would like to learn from them if i can. is this possible?

thanks for your time.
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i think they might show us some forgotten episodes of human history
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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I have asked them show some scenes out of North American prehistory, since they won't be visiting the USA at all it would be a fitting gesture.
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07/11/2013 07:36 AM
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why wont th ey visit the us is it dangerous for them? also is there anything we can do to help not blow ourselves up
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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why wont th ey visit the us is it dangerous for them? also is there anything we can do to help not blow ourselves up
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No they are making a simple point. Everyone believes they will interfere there so they will not, no matter what happens.
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Ok, i will be gentle when i do it then.
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they will apply human and only human law for crimes, so in your case castration and stoning (i think) and i my case chop of my hand if i manage to steal a spaceship
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148



Fuck being gentle then lol when i'm done planting my seed i will fist them with a sand paper glove!
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in extreme cases though they use collective punishments and a simple retributive principle.
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If they take me off this hell rock and let me assist them with whatever causes they have, i will always be loyal and respectful and cause them no harm
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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they will apply human and only human law for crimes, so in your case castration and stoning (i think) and i my case chop of my hand if i manage to steal a spaceship
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148



Fuck being gentle then lol when i'm done planting my seed i will fist them with a sand paper glove!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31110211


in extreme cases though they use collective punishments and a simple retributive principle.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


If they take me off this hell rock and let me assist them with whatever causes they have, i will always be loyal and respectful and cause them no harm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31110211


I found it strange that they still wanted to visit Australia despite it being populated by rapists of all kind.
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07/11/2013 07:43 AM
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Can you get one of them to flash their lights at me. I am ouysife and looking up. :-)
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they don't do that kind of stuff anymore, no one believes it anyway.
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You know why? Thats why:

:face_ufoblur:
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And forget the tripod also..
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Fuck being gentle then lol when i'm done planting my seed i will fist them with a sand paper glove!
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in extreme cases though they use collective punishments and a simple retributive principle.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


If they take me off this hell rock and let me assist them with whatever causes they have, i will always be loyal and respectful and cause them no harm
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I found it strange that they still wanted to visit Australia despite it being populated by rapists of all kind.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


it's because i am here, i am of importance
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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Can you get one of them to flash their lights at me. I am ouysife and looking up. :-)
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they don't do that kind of stuff anymore, no one believes it anyway.
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You know why? Thats why:

:face_ufoblur:
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And forget the tripod also..
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They won't do that stuff, flying around while people scream lensflare or park a ship in orbit and blow up all satellites.
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in extreme cases though they use collective punishments and a simple retributive principle.
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If they take me off this hell rock and let me assist them with whatever causes they have, i will always be loyal and respectful and cause them no harm
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I found it strange that they still wanted to visit Australia despite it being populated by rapists of all kind.
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it's because i am here, i am of importance
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of course you are
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If they take me off this hell rock and let me assist them with whatever causes they have, i will always be loyal and respectful and cause them no harm
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I found it strange that they still wanted to visit Australia despite it being populated by rapists of all kind.
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it's because i am here, i am of importance
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of course you are
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hf I am looking forward to assisting them with their mission. I will do as they wish.
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I found it strange that they still wanted to visit Australia despite it being populated by rapists of all kind.
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it's because i am here, i am of importance
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of course you are
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hf I am looking forward to assisting them with their mission. I will do as they wish.
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on the other hand they aren't here to distract you
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Are they related to us? How far do they travel to get here? I'm curious to see your answer. Thanks
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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07/11/2013 07:51 AM
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Are they related to us? How far do they travel to get here? I'm curious to see your answer. Thanks
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i think there are enough clues in this thread for you to find out from where they came from

they descend from the same basic lifeforms of this planet...very basic.
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I am ready to join them now, anytime tell them i am ready, i will try and do my best in whatever capacity they decide for me to assist them in.
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I am ready to join them now, anytime tell them i am ready, i will try and do my best in whatever capacity they decide for me to assist them in.
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They aren't really here to change your daily life uh that much.
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07/11/2013 08:02 AM
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You said you talked to them millennia ago..are you one of them? What is there ultimate goal? Humanoid..more details..please. why not the US? To judge everybody from one place is not fair, have you told them that?what do they eat? Where do they lve? Do the gov. Where they are right now know they are there? What are they waiting for? How is their family structure? Do they have any? is compassion part of their values? Are they willing to help humanity at all? The planet?
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You said you talked to them millennia ago..are you one of them? What is there ultimate goal? Humanoid..more details..please. why not the US? To judge everybody from one place is not fair, have you told them that?what do they eat? Where do they lve? Do the gov. Where they are right now know they are there? What are they waiting for? How is their family structure? Do they have any? is compassion part of their values? Are they willing to help humanity at all? The planet?
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yes i met them a long time ago as an uh spiritual entity

no i am not one of them

humanoid, like us but completely different evolution

they want to send a message that they aren't meddling...so they don't meddle in the world's most powerful country

they introduced a staple food to this world, so i guess they like eating that

live like us, unless they are in space

like said the clues are overwhelming in this thread

monitoring the situation lol

bigger clans

yes yes yes but only if you help yourselves first lots of stupid still floating around might take while
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You said you talked to them millennia ago..are you one of them? What is there ultimate goal? Humanoid..more details..please. why not the US? To judge everybody from one place is not fair, have you told them that?what do they eat? Where do they lve? Do the gov. Where they are right now know they are there? What are they waiting for? How is their family structure? Do they have any? is compassion part of their values? Are they willing to help humanity at all? The planet?
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yes i met them a long time ago as an uh spiritual entity

no i am not one of them

humanoid, like us but completely different evolution

they want to send a message that they aren't meddling...so they don't meddle in the world's most powerful country

they introduced a staple food to this world, so i guess they like eating that

live like us, unless they are in space

like said the clues are overwhelming in this thread

monitoring the situation lol

bigger clans

yes yes yes but only if you help yourselves first lots of stupid still floating around might take while
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Cows?
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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07/11/2013 08:15 AM
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You said you talked to them millennia ago..are you one of them? What is there ultimate goal? Humanoid..more details..please. why not the US? To judge everybody from one place is not fair, have you told them that?what do they eat? Where do they lve? Do the gov. Where they are right now know they are there? What are they waiting for? How is their family structure? Do they have any? is compassion part of their values? Are they willing to help humanity at all? The planet?
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yes i met them a long time ago as an uh spiritual entity

no i am not one of them

humanoid, like us but completely different evolution

they want to send a message that they aren't meddling...so they don't meddle in the world's most powerful country

they introduced a staple food to this world, so i guess they like eating that

live like us, unless they are in space

like said the clues are overwhelming in this thread

monitoring the situation lol

bigger clans

yes yes yes but only if you help yourselves first lots of stupid still floating around might take while
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


Cows?
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glue, not plastic

Idol1
Col Tobias Purplechicken (OP)
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The last time they were here they were invited to take control of the most advanced and prosperous nation on the planet...should be obvious , so this time hm lol
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What would be the situation in which they will show themselves to us? do they have any kind of religion? Do they believe in a Creator of all? do you think they would help in a disaster maybe without telling us they did?You said if humans are not here anymore the place will be use to hunt...to hunt what? Thanks
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What would be the situation in which they will show themselves to us? do they have any kind of religion? Do they believe in a Creator of all? do you think they would help in a disaster maybe without telling us they did?You said if humans are not here anymore the place will be use to hunt...to hunt what? Thanks

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