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I am in contact with an Alien group. Ask me a question

 
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Why dont they just connect to the internet and answer questions themselves?
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Why so evasive? When, where, why, how....
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Why dont they just connect to the internet and answer questions themselves?
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"Hello I am an Alien ambassador on GLP. Ask me a question"
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Why so evasive? When, where, why, how....
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use your head nitwit
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Wear?
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"Silver" uniforms
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What is the population of the earth (quantitative)?
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This is a trick question because you would necessarily receive a very racist answer

Idol1
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hundreds of them? Thousands? or millions?
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"Silver" uniforms
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What is the population of the earth (quantitative)?
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This is a trick question because you would necessarily receive a very racist answer

Idol1
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hundreds of them? Thousands? or millions?
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they use a very different classification system for biomass and sentient beings that is all i am allowed to say.
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What is the population of the earth (quantitative)?
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This is a trick question because you would necessarily receive a very racist answer

Idol1
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148

hundreds of them? Thousands? or millions?
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they use a very different classification system for biomass and sentient beings that is all i am allowed to say.
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can I say? there are about 20 000 representatives?
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This is a trick question because you would necessarily receive a very racist answer

Idol1
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148

hundreds of them? Thousands? or millions?
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they use a very different classification system for biomass and sentient beings that is all i am allowed to say.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148

can I say? there are about 20 000 representatives?
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you my Russian friends have been always more interested in the statistics than the classification system

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Re: I am in contact with an Alien group. Ask me a question
I think you said earlier that the "aliens" evolved on this planet. How long ago did this happen? What happened 8,000 to 13,000 years ago that caused their technological knowledge to vanish? If they've always been here, and are from here, why hide?

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hundreds of them? Thousands? or millions?
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they use a very different classification system for biomass and sentient beings that is all i am allowed to say.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148

can I say? there are about 20 000 representatives?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43194882


you my Russian friends have been always more interested in the statistics than the classification system

abduct
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ok;)). what their social order?
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Tell them I said, "What's up"
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I think you said earlier that the "aliens" evolved on this planet. How long ago did this happen? What happened 8,000 to 13,000 years ago that cause their technological knowledge to vanish? If they've always been here, and are from here, why hide?
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no they are a "branch"or "fork" of lifeforms from several hundred million years ago.

knowledge vanishes pretty quickly, doesn't matter what level in one generation or even within one.

they came back recently. they aren't hidden. tptb knows who and where they are.
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they use a very different classification system for biomass and sentient beings that is all i am allowed to say.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148

can I say? there are about 20 000 representatives?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43194882


you my Russian friends have been always more interested in the statistics than the classification system

abduct
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ok;)). what their social order?
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hereditary monarchy the last time i met them
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Tell them I said, "What's up"
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Britney Spears says hello to the Ladybug
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I am not saying it's aliens...but it is aliens.

abduct
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I'm not saying it's their dads vagina, but it's their moms penis.

I don't care about genetic anal probing as all they do is show you the earth blowing up, and then hybrid babies.

Tell them to go back from where they came from.
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can I say? there are about 20 000 representatives?
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you my Russian friends have been always more interested in the statistics than the classification system

abduct
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


ok;)). what their social order?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43194882

hereditary monarchy the last time i met them
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before you get to the point. but that our contactees speak other.
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I am not saying it's aliens...but it is aliens.

abduct
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I'm not saying it's their dads vagina, but it's their moms penis.

I don't care about genetic anal probing as all they do is show you the earth blowing up, and then hybrid babies.

Tell them to go back from where they came from.
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Rumor has it your are being ruled by Aliens already.

The more the merrier.
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you my Russian friends have been always more interested in the statistics than the classification system

abduct
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ok;)). what their social order?
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hereditary monarchy the last time i met them
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148

before you get to the point. but that our contactees speak other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43194882


communism

5a
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I am not saying it's aliens...but it is aliens.

abduct
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I'm not saying it's their dads vagina, but it's their moms penis.

I don't care about genetic anal probing as all they do is show you the earth blowing up, and then hybrid babies.

Tell them to go back from where they came from.
 Quoting: fireman2013


Rumor has it your are being ruled by Aliens already.

The more the merrier.
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The actual rumor was that I'm ruling them.
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Tell them I said, "What's up"
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Britney Spears says hello to the Ladybug
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blink

scratching
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I am not saying it's aliens...but it is aliens.

abduct
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I'm not saying it's their dads vagina, but it's their moms penis.

I don't care about genetic anal probing as all they do is show you the earth blowing up, and then hybrid babies.

Tell them to go back from where they came from.
 Quoting: fireman2013


Rumor has it your are being ruled by Aliens already.

The more the merrier.
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


The actual rumor was that I'm ruling them.
 Quoting: fireman2013


Ratman and Spiderwoman are accounted for...who are you
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ok;)). what their social order?
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hereditary monarchy the last time i met them
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before you get to the point. but that our contactees speak other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43194882


communism

5a
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148

something between anarchy and communism ))
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Tell them I said, "What's up"
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Britney Spears says hello to the Ladybug
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blink

scratching
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Sarah Kerrigan lol
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hereditary monarchy the last time i met them
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before you get to the point. but that our contactees speak other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43194882


communism

5a
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148

something between anarchy and communism ))
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These are not the aliens you are looking for, they seemed downright puritan and victorian to me lol
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Tell them I said, "What's up"
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Britney Spears says hello to the Ladybug
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148


blink

scratching
 Quoting: Septenary Spiral


Sarah Kerrigan lol
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oh, lmao. I thought the alien Britney called me a Ladybug.
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Do they shave their assholes?
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no
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Did they shave your asshole? ?
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Britney Spears says hello to the Ladybug
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blink

scratching
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Sarah Kerrigan lol
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oh, lmao. I thought the alien Britney called me a Ladybug.
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unlike the reptilian girls Ladybug certainly does not have the figure to usurp anyones place...
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Do they shave their assholes?
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no
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Did they shave your asshole? ?
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They only wish they had kicked my ass
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before you get to the point. but that our contactees speak other.
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communism

5a
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148

something between anarchy and communism ))
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43194882


These are not the aliens you are looking for, they seemed downright puritan and victorian to me lol
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148

ok. whether they did for you "guided tours"?
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communism

5a
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148

something between anarchy and communism ))
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43194882


These are not the aliens you are looking for, they seemed downright puritan and victorian to me lol
 Quoting: Col Tobias Purplechicken 43191148

ok. whether they did for you "guided tours"?
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no i am a dangerous person to them they do not show me some things for very good reason

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