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Tasty cigarettes make you less tasty to aliens

 
Anonymous Alien
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07/11/2013 10:15 AM
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Tasty cigarettes make you less tasty to aliens
Another good reason to smoke...

[link to www.sott.net]
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07/11/2013 10:16 AM

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Re: Tasty cigarettes make you less tasty to aliens
You can't be serious, everybody likes smoked meat.
Vishal Rawat is my little bitch and he loves it.
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07/11/2013 10:18 AM
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Re: Tasty cigarettes make you less tasty to aliens
Another good reason to smoke...

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LOL tru as well as parasites in belly, brain and lungs

fsc tobacco has to many chems..

fire safty code is what fsc stands for...
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07/11/2013 10:18 AM
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Re: Tasty cigarettes make you less tasty to aliens
They can't eat us anyway now that we've become radioactive waste.
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07/11/2013 10:28 AM

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They can't eat us anyway now that we've become radioactive waste.
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Maybe there are energy consuming ones for which we will be a special treat.

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07/11/2013 10:30 AM
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Re: Tasty cigarettes make you less tasty to aliens
Tobacco products keep your brainwaves in the beta range also. Perhaps keeping a person resistant to electronic brain entrainment, mind control.
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07/11/2013 10:31 AM

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Tobacco products keep your brainwaves in the beta range also. Perhaps keeping a person resistant to electronic brain entrainment, mind control.
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Really? I always feel loopy when I smoke, but then I don't do it often enough for it to become normal.
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07/11/2013 10:32 AM

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Re: Tasty cigarettes make you less tasty to aliens
If you think of tape worms as aliens, then yes.

Tobacco is a natural parasite killer.
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07/11/2013 10:55 AM
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Nicotine effects acetylcholine exactly the opposite of fluoride.
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07/11/2013 11:06 AM
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If I didn't live in town i'd grow my own. It only takes a 3 by 8 meter patch of land to grow 50 plants, enough tobacco for 5000 cigs.
Anonymous Alien (OP)
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07/11/2013 11:08 AM
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Re: Tasty cigarettes make you less tasty to aliens
Tobacco products keep your brainwaves in the beta range also. Perhaps keeping a person resistant to electronic brain entrainment, mind control.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43157020


If you think of tape worms as aliens, then yes.

Tobacco is a natural parasite killer.
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


Nicotine effects acetylcholine exactly the opposite of fluoride.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42608638


Some more good reasons, keep em coming :D

Around 90% of schizophrenics smoke cigarettes... helps keep you sane?
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07/11/2013 12:08 PM
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ASU professor Mor works on tobacco derivatives blocking nerve agents // Source: statepress.com

Protection against nerve gas attack is a significant component of the defense system of many countries around the world. Nerve gases are used by armies and terrorist organizations, and constitute a threat to both the military and civilian populations

a multidisciplinary team of scientists at the Weizmann Institute of Science in Israel, succeeded in developing an enzyme that breaks down nerve agents efficiently before damage to nerves and muscles is caused

[link to www.homelandsecuritynewswire.com]
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07/11/2013 12:11 PM

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07/11/2013 12:13 PM

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stupthrd
 Quoting: pepe3797


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07/11/2013 12:16 PM
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stupthrd
 Quoting: pepe3797


whateverdumbassbushfing

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07/11/2013 12:18 PM
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Re: Tasty cigarettes make you less tasty to aliens
heres a stupid thread
and i get banned for less. :(

another 10 dollars to be un-banned in day.

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