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Obama Given Native American Name--Walking Eagle--Funny

 
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What a dumb ass prez. Walking eagle means its either crippled, handicapped, or lame in the culture and he thinks its an honorable name.

Thats like giving a title floating fish
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Native Americans need to get a job and pay like everyone else
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anyone born here is a Native American.

the redskins came over from Asia long after whites had settled along the East Coast, according to new archeological findings that show European flint tools in America, flint tools predating any migration of people from Asia.

And even if those finds had not been made,

anyone born here is a Native American.
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Yup. Those people need to get over it. That was a long time ago. Not my fault that I was born in Texas.
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Having personally gone through a Pequot Naming Ceremony, and having seen personally Navajo, Iroquois, Zuni, Apache, Aztec, and Acoma naming ceremonies, I can tell you that a lot of the symbology behind the words is quite similar between the radically different groups.

Birds, in general, are symbols of peace, experience, and natural freedom. However, placing a bird, ANY BIRD, as "walking", indicates the opposite.

One could translate "Walking Eagle", to "One who breeds war and confinement".

By contrast, my name is "Soaring Hawk", translated as "One whose observations bring freedom".

I'm an inquisitive little bastard, and it has helped me shape my world view drastically.
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I would have named him Standing Rat.
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Native Americans need to get a job and pay like everyone else
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13536379


anyone born here is a Native American.

the redskins came over from Asia long after whites had settled along the East Coast, according to new archeological findings that show European flint tools in America, flint tools predating any migration of people from Asia.

And even if those finds had not been made,

anyone born here is a Native American.
 Quoting: beeches


Yup. Those people need to get over it. That was a long time ago. Not my fault that I was born in Texas.
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


putin thwak
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Native Americans need to get a job and pay like everyone else
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13536379


anyone born here is a Native American.

the redskins came over from Asia long after whites had settled along the East Coast, according to new archeological findings that show European flint tools in America, flint tools predating any migration of people from Asia.

And even if those finds had not been made,

anyone born here is a Native American.
 Quoting: beeches


Yup. Those people need to get over it. That was a long time ago. Not my fault that I was born in Texas.
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner



I've got to address the issue of how it is the Native Americans arrive here.

They did not ALL cross the Bering Straight. Yes, there were a few, but to understand the Native American people (and you can't really classify them into a single group as their creation stories differ widely, and many of the groups don't share ANY genetic markers with the other tribes.

For instance,

Navajo's claim to have emerged from a subterranean city underneath what is no Shiprock, NM. Oddly enough, "Navajo" in Greek translates to "Shipwreck".

The Osage's traveled from the islands of the South Pacific, walked across the entirety of North America, before turning around and settling in what is now Oklahoma, where they determined (accurately) was the geographic center of the continent.

The Zuni's were engineered by an extraterrestrial race that they still communicate with every year in a ceremony they call Shalako. If you travel to their Mesa during Shalako, you can see lights emerge in the sky, travel to their Mesa, hover, land, and take off back into the sky. I have seen this personally.

The Chippewa traveled from Northern Europe, up the St. Lawrence River in main and capsized over Niagara falls, eventually washing them into the Great Lakes where the survivors made it to land and began the tribe.
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sweet! the walking eagle urban myth legend story thing
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I wonder if 0bama realizes he is now the most hated President in history?
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This is from a FIVE year old chain letter email and completely false, folks.

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Hahahahaa a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly. I love this.
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lmao
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Was that the real meaning of the name? Or was it a joke?
Either way.
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Uh, oh. I found another article where it was given to Bush.
Word for word. Not cool.
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Uh, oh. I found another article where it was given to Bush.
Word for word. Not cool.
[link to urbanlegends.about.com]
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Lighten-up cupcake. The name could apply to 99% of the politicians and is apparently an old joke.
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He and his wife take so many vacations, I am naming him....Flying Turd. And his wife....Mrs. Flying Turd. Watch out for the blue ice!
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walking eagle that's funny as hell, i thought it would be walking coon,,,lol
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Walking predator drone
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What kina bird don't fly?!?!?!
A fucking JAILBIRD! Walking Eagle. And that numbnuts fuckstang didn't even get it. What a fuckwad dickstain.
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I like Rev Manning's name for him better - "Long Legged Mack Daddy"
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What a dumb ass prez. Walking eagle means its either crippled, handicapped, or lame in the culture and he thinks its an honorable name.

Thats like giving a title floating fish
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1216425


Greetings from the Rosebud Sioux Indian reservation!hf


I am Native American (Rosebud Sioux); I have mixed feelings about this. In Lakota it would be pronounced, Wambli Mani, “Walking Eagle”.

President Obama has done some good things for us (mostly shovel read projects), it created lots of jobs on the rez, I personally don’t think he has done anything to earn a Indian name, also he would have to go to a honoring ceremony to have the name bestowed upon him, it was not given in the correct way.

I have in-laws with the last name Walking Eagle; it is there family last name, just like you have a last name.

It doesn’t mean a injured bird, it is just a name.


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hey, hi, if you're still around. my husband is from Pine Ridge, specifically Evergreen/Porcupine, and has relatives in Rosebud. so hello! how did you find this place? crazy, huh.
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ego that walks on two legs.

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that bitch stole my dress!!! and the homos in Chicago, Rahm...the jewish princess...I will send they gay mafia to rip or their wigs!!
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I would think "Rotting Buzzard" is more representative of Obama.
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President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York.

He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor
of the Senate.

Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "Red sisters and brothers".

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle".

...
The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.



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 Quoting: Hard Eight


rofl
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Hahahahaa a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly. I love this.
 Quoting: Dr. Neuk





akin to "when pigs fly"
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Obama's Indian Name with all of the surveillance on its citizens should be "Snooping Sea Gull"
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tounge
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1rof1

great belly laughs on this thread!!!!!!

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I thought it'd be Yellow Bear, for acting all tough and being nothing but a sniveling corporate kiss ass.
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How about "stumbling turkey"?

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my indian name is... 3 hairs standing
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I think someone got it wrong and insulted the Eagle.

I'm sure the intended name was "Sucking Asshole".

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