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I just ate a whole bag of spinach and a whole tomato. Ask me a question.

 
eekers (OP)
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Here ya go Eek.

Turkey Bacon Potato Salad


1 pound (3 medium) potatoes
6 slices turkey bacon, diced
1 medium-size onion, diced
1/2 cup vinegar
1/2 cup stock or bouillon
1 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
1 tsp. sugar
1 egg yolk, beaten

Scrub potatoes; rinse. Boil in jackets; let cool. Peel and cut in 1/4-inch slices. Cook bacon in hot pan until crisp. Add onion; stir and cook until transparent. Add vinegar, stock or bouillon, and seasonings. Stir; let come to a boil. Stir in egg; remove from heat and pour over potatoes.
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ana
thanks!
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Damn we could start our own GLP Internet Cooking Show.
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that would be fun. we can make things like doom dressing and shill shrooms :)
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Here ya go Eek.

Turkey Bacon Potato Salad


1 pound (3 medium) potatoes
6 slices turkey bacon, diced
1 medium-size onion, diced
1/2 cup vinegar
1/2 cup stock or bouillon
1 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
1 tsp. sugar
1 egg yolk, beaten

Scrub potatoes; rinse. Boil in jackets; let cool. Peel and cut in 1/4-inch slices. Cook bacon in hot pan until crisp. Add onion; stir and cook until transparent. Add vinegar, stock or bouillon, and seasonings. Stir; let come to a boil. Stir in egg; remove from heat and pour over potatoes.
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ana
thanks!
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Damn we could start our own GLP Internet Cooking Show.
 Quoting: BioReaper


that would be fun. we can make things like doom dressing and shill shrooms :)
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Russes New Jerusalem Turkey and Dressing, and Ttowngirl's Soul Food Surprise...

Last Edited by BioReaper on 07/14/2013 04:22 PM
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i eat raw spinach and kale everyday!!
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i eat raw spinach and kale everyday!!
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I love kale. I make kale chips in the oven or steam it.
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ana
thanks!
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Damn we could start our own GLP Internet Cooking Show.
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that would be fun. we can make things like doom dressing and shill shrooms :)
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Russes New Jerusalem Turkey and Dressing, and Ttowngirl's Soul Food Surprise...
 Quoting: BioReaper


5a

awesome. I can't wait 'til thanksgiving! LOL
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Just kidding, not one of those threads. Just wanted to make the point that you can eat filling foods and still keep it low cal.
It wasn't raw spinach, btw, I sauteed some garlic in coconut oil then steamed it in the pan with a lid on.

What's your favorite quick, nutritious meal?
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oh wow......great topic! I had a (raw) spinach salad, with celery, scallion, feta chesse, roasted dry red peppers, cashews, and a dressing made of grapeseed oil, balsamic vinegar, a little sugar, salt and pepper.....at 3:00 (yesterday) and was satisfied for the rest of the day

hf

sorry, not scallion, although scallion would be good too, I actually used shallots.

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Damn we could start our own GLP Internet Cooking Show.
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that would be fun. we can make things like doom dressing and shill shrooms :)
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Russes New Jerusalem Turkey and Dressing, and Ttowngirl's Soul Food Surprise...
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5a

awesome. I can't wait 'til thanksgiving! LOL
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Here ya go. This is as ghetto as it gets. Reaper's Stove Top Slop.

Stovetop Slop (Ghetto Chili Cheeseburger Macaroni)

1 pound ground beef
2 Boxes of Kraft Mac N Cheese (2x 5oz boxes)
2 cans (10 3/4 ounces) condensed tomato Soup
2 cups water
1 pk of Taco seasoning
salt
pepper
Parmesan Cheese

Instructions:

Cook the beef in a 12 inch skillet over medium heat until well browned and then drain fat.

Stir the soup, water, mac n cheese and taco seasoning in the skillet and heat to a boil. Reduce the heat to medium. Cook for 12 minutes or until the noodles are tender, stirring often. Slop will thicken as it cools. Salt and pepper to taste. Before serving top with Parmesan cheese.
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OP's new thread is "I just made a green turd, what is wrong with me".
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I picked spinach from my garden yesterday and made creamed spinach. Now that's a yummy way to eat your spinach.
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awesome. I love creamed spinach.
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Me too, but not the way it comes out the day after...butt
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I bought a so called pre-washed bag of spinach. I still check it and wash it. As I was turning a leaf around, I saw a dried, crushed, maggot. I never ate spinach since.
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yeah there was a story a few years ago that said to wash the "pre-washed" bags bc studies showed they still had rat feces on them.
gross!
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It's just protein.

I eat them.
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ewwww, GROSS!!!!! that's just really, really gross!
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OP's new thread is "I just made a green turd, what is wrong with me".
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lmao

how did you know?
damned
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i did once then i shit green
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I bought a so called pre-washed bag of spinach. I still check it and wash it. As I was turning a leaf around, I saw a dried, crushed, maggot. I never ate spinach since.
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yeah there was a story a few years ago that said to wash the "pre-washed" bags bc studies showed they still had rat feces on them.
gross!
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It's just protein.

I eat them.
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ewwww, GROSS!!!!! that's just really, really gross!
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:wtffrog:
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OP's new thread is "I just made a green turd, what is wrong with me".
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lmao

how did you know?
damned
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yeah there was a story a few years ago that said to wash the "pre-washed" bags bc studies showed they still had rat feces on them.
gross!
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It's just protein.

I eat them.
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ewwww, GROSS!!!!! that's just really, really gross!
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:wtffrog:
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That's it!

I'm never eating anything green, ever, again!
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yeah there was a story a few years ago that said to wash the "pre-washed" bags bc studies showed they still had rat feces on them.
gross!
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It's just protein.

I eat them.
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ewwww, GROSS!!!!! that's just really, really gross!
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:wtffrog:
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You gonna FART! A lot!
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yeah there was a story a few years ago that said to wash the "pre-washed" bags bc studies showed they still had rat feces on them.
gross!
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It's just protein.

I eat them.
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ewwww, GROSS!!!!! that's just really, really gross!
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:wtffrog:
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That is really fresh! lol!

Oh, I can barely breathe, I just cut up the forth watermelon this week and I just can't get tired of eating it! I don't feel like preserving the rinds but am going to make juice out of them instead.
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They don't sell kale chips around here. You have to go to Harris Teeter to get the high end items. I just came back from Wally World and guess what? Twinkies are up on the displays with the cupcakes and yeah, they're back in business. I bought a bag of Nature's Harvest veggie crunchers. It's got sweet potatoes, squash, carrots, taro and green beans roasted in canola oil and sea salt. I wonder if they're any good.

Had to get some WD-40 and pack of paper for my printer.

Just tried crunchers and they're not bad. I wouldn't want to live on it, though.
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It's just protein.

I eat them.
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ewwww, GROSS!!!!! that's just really, really gross!
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:wtffrog:
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That is really fresh! lol!

Oh, I can barely breathe, I just cut up the forth watermelon this week and I just can't get tired of eating it! I don't feel like preserving the rinds but am going to make juice out of them instead.
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I love watermelon, bug free. Especially on hot summer days. Only problem is it makes me pee so much after. I'll have to get up two or three times in the middle of the night.
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You gonna FART! A lot!
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They don't sell kale chips around here. You have to go to Harris Teeter to get the high end items. I just came back from Wally World and guess what? Twinkies are up on the displays with the cupcakes and yeah, they're back in business. I bought a bag of Nature's Harvest veggie crunchers. It's got sweet potatoes, squash, carrots, taro and green beans roasted in canola oil and sea salt. I wonder if they're any good.

Had to get some WD-40 and pack of paper for my printer.

Just tried crunchers and they're not bad. I wouldn't want to live on it, though.
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make them! super easy, just drizzle some olive oil and spices and bake. either 30 min on low heat or 15 to 20 on 400-ish, just monitor them so they don't burn. Better than potato chips! (then again, I'm a freak LOL)
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Spinach, tomatoes, walnuts, and bananas are four of my favorite snack!

But . . .

they burn my mouth.

Does this ever happen to you, OP?
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Just got back from the store. Had to find some spinach. lol. Wanted organic so went to that store to get it. Wow. What an ordeal, but they finally found it for me. I was prepared to substitute chard for it, which is also good, but wanted to try eekers' idea.

Also, got stuff for the fire and ice salad as I grow weary of the same old types of salads. Plus, this salad contains some hot/spicy stuff for a pop.

I also printed out others' ideas here. Thanks so much. Like keep it simple stuff, please I don't like to be in the kitchen for too long as the oven jumps over and burns my hand/arm or the knife jumps up and cuts my fingers. Heh. How's that for blame? Seems to be the trend these days - he blame game.

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Spinach, tomatoes, walnuts, and bananas are four of my favorite snack!

But . . .

they burn my mouth.

Does this ever happen to you, OP?
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My niece ate a whole "bunch" of kale while she was here, raw and nothing on it.
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Eat spinach salad every day for lunch. Green drink for breakfast.
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LOL!!
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