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If you had a time machine, where would you go? What would you do?

 
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If I had a time machine, I would go back to 1960, London, The Cavern, meet The Beatles before they were famous, and warn John not to get involved with Asian women.

If you had a time machine, such as a TARDIS and could go anywhere, anytime, what would be your first stop? I'm curious.
 Quoting: Flight 815


Go to Gods paradise and tell eve not to eat the fucken apple !

or tell the devil to make her eat the everlasting life tree fruit first ....

But the problem is God and the Devil are fucking egomaniacs .....(they are one & the same)
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1849 Bendigo or ballarat with a metal detector and AK
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07/13/2013 07:57 AM
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Go back to 1750 and impregnate the Top 13 bloodlines with my seed with a family plan to take over the world
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And if you came back to now then you could be proud that your DNA was in those that subjugate you.
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They shall revere the founder of the dynasty
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes

alex... too much love of power me thinks
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07/13/2013 08:44 AM
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I'd pause time and travel the land- anything wrong I see being done I would right.

I wonder if CCTV records whilst time is paused?
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07/13/2013 10:46 AM
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I'd go back to age 5 to start over. I would do the things I really wanted to do in life, have kids, take life and people's feelings more seriously.
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07/13/2013 11:04 AM

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This might sound kind of silly, but to do something minor that wouldn't effect the present, I would like to travel to the 50's or 60's and see an old timey baseball game. probably to a stadium that no longer exists.
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07/13/2013 11:13 AM
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I'd go to the 24th century so I can meet vulcans and play on holodecks
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07/13/2013 11:15 AM
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i would move to bellvue washinton look up bill and paul and get a job at microsoft, opt for stock options vs a paycheck , retire in 15 yrs a millionaire.
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07/13/2013 11:25 AM
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I would go back to November 1972 I decided to drive home for the weekend in order to vote in the Elections that Tuesday. My girlfriend that I was living with was suppose to come with me but my mom had an alcoholic relapse. I didn't want her to meet my parents under those conditions so she stayed behind and decided to go out with her girl friends that Saturday night. On the way home she was hit by a drunk that ran a stop sign. She lived for 48 hrs but succumbed brain trauma. This was before cell phones and her parents didn't have my parents number. I came back to our home only to find a note on our door.
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I would go back and track every single one of those who create great pain and suffering in these world and persuade them to change, if they don't I will cut their heat off with my sword. I will fi
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07/13/2013 12:14 PM
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I'd step outside the timestream.
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07/13/2013 12:51 PM
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I would go back to the time I was in fifth grade and smack myself in the the head, and say. Listen you dumb fuck, if you want to be an architect, better start hitting the books and pay attention in class instead of staring out the damn windows all day.
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07/13/2013 01:04 PM
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I would have stopped the birth of Constantine.
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07/13/2013 01:33 PM
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id go back to that night when i suddenly discovered that it felt really , really, really good to rub my dickhead vigorously on the covers..this way i would still have some residual feeling left in my wang...
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07/13/2013 01:36 PM
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Straight back to 50000 years ago. Fill the machine with some quality survival equipment, a shotgun with a 1000 shells, an AK47 with 2500 shells and a .45 with 1000...
Paradise!
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07/13/2013 04:50 PM
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I would go back to the day someone I love beyond measure was killed in a car accident . I would make sure the timing and circumstances involved were changed .
 Quoting: gatherhope


Fuck your incredibly selfish bullshit!!! I would go back to the 1930's and give National Socialist Germany A-bombs!
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Of course you are a cowardly AC . Its always you who are so crass and insulting to people .
And how is it selfish to wish a young boy had more years to live ?! You reflect the worst of GLP .
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07/13/2013 08:50 PM
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If I had a time machine, I would go back to 1960, London, The Cavern, meet The Beatles before they were famous, and warn John not to get involved with Asian women.

If you had a time machine, such as a TARDIS and could go anywhere, anytime, what would be your first stop? I'm curious.
 Quoting: Flight 815


The Cavern was in Liverpool dumbass!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30763441


And here's me blaming the TARDIS thinking something's wrong with it.
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...Then I would plan a rescue mission to get Jesus christ before he is crucified and bring him back to today's date, just in time to prevent world war 3 and save humanity and earth before we go to far andabduct destroy ourselfs. Haven't we learnt anything? Same old tricks humans have not changed much only we have more technology and can kill easier.
 Quoting: backtozero 42976533


Now THAT is a great movie plot.bdance
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07/13/2013 08:52 PM
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ID go back to the garden of Eden and bitch slap Eve.

nuffsaid.
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07/14/2013 09:29 PM
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I'd go forward to 2036 to see if John Titor really exists.
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07/14/2013 09:33 PM
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I'd also go to the mid 70s in Australia and watch an ABBA concert.
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07/14/2013 09:35 PM
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I would go back to the 27th March 1992 and cut the phone line to the house.
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If I had a time machine, I would go back to 1960, London, The Cavern, meet The Beatles before they were famous, and warn John not to get involved with Asian women.

If you had a time machine, such as a TARDIS and could go anywhere, anytime, what would be your first stop? I'm curious.
 Quoting: Flight 815


yep
i'd liked to have been born around 1946
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ID go back to the garden of Eden and bitch slap Eve.

nuffsaid.
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Id bitchslap satan in the garden then go hang with the Christ.
East some fish drink some wine... climb a mountain)
wmMmw
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07/14/2013 10:19 PM
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I would go buy a stack of Action Comics #1, some Apple stock, and then maybe go set up a telescopic lens Hd camera to film the events on 9/11.
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07/14/2013 10:21 PM
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the ending to hot tub time machine.

i won't spoil it
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07/15/2013 02:54 AM
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I would go buy a stack of Action Comics #1, some Apple stock, and then maybe go set up a telescopic lens Hd camera to film the events on 9/11.
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Oh, you wouldn't actually try to STOP the 9/11 events?
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I would have stopped the birth of Constantine.
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There is a plan, you go for him, I am taking out Augustine. With a hammer, Trotsky style.

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