If you had a time machine, where would you go? What would you do?

Go to Gods paradise and tell eve not to eat the fucken apple !

or tell the devil to make her eat the everlasting life tree fruit first ....

But the problem is God and the Devil are fucking egomaniacs .....(they are one & the same)

1849 Bendigo or ballarat with a metal detector and AK

alex... too much love of power me thinks

I'd pause time and travel the land- anything wrong I see being done I would right.

I wonder if CCTV records whilst time is paused?

I'd go back to age 5 to start over. I would do the things I really wanted to do in life, have kids, take life and people's feelings more seriously.

Pre history vagina

This might sound kind of silly, but to do something minor that wouldn't effect the present, I would like to travel to the 50's or 60's and see an old timey baseball game. probably to a stadium that no longer exists.

I'd go to the 24th century so I can meet vulcans and play on holodecks

i would move to bellvue washinton look up bill and paul and get a job at microsoft, opt for stock options vs a paycheck , retire in 15 yrs a millionaire.

I would go back to November 1972 I decided to drive home for the weekend in order to vote in the Elections that Tuesday. My girlfriend that I was living with was suppose to come with me but my mom had an alcoholic relapse. I didn't want her to meet my parents under those conditions so she stayed behind and decided to go out with her girl friends that Saturday night. On the way home she was hit by a drunk that ran a stop sign. She lived for 48 hrs but succumbed brain trauma. This was before cell phones and her parents didn't have my parents number. I came back to our home only to find a note on our door.

I would go back and track every single one of those who create great pain and suffering in these world and persuade them to change, if they don't I will cut their heat off with my sword. I will fi

I'd step outside the timestream.

I would go back to the time I was in fifth grade and smack myself in the the head, and say. Listen you dumb fuck, if you want to be an architect, better start hitting the books and pay attention in class instead of staring out the damn windows all day.

I would have stopped the birth of Constantine.

id go back to that night when i suddenly discovered that it felt really , really, really good to rub my dickhead vigorously on the covers..this way i would still have some residual feeling left in my wang...

Straight back to 50000 years ago. Fill the machine with some quality survival equipment, a shotgun with a 1000 shells, an AK47 with 2500 shells and a .45 with 1000...
Paradise!

Of course you are a cowardly AC . Its always you who are so crass and insulting to people .
And how is it selfish to wish a young boy had more years to live ?! You reflect the worst of GLP .

And here's me blaming the TARDIS thinking something's wrong with it.

Now THAT is a great movie plot.

ID go back to the garden of Eden and bitch slap Eve.

nuffsaid.

I'd go forward to 2036 to see if John Titor really exists.

I'd also go to the mid 70s in Australia and watch an ABBA concert.

I would go back to the 27th March 1992 and cut the phone line to the house.

yep
i'd liked to have been born around 1946

Id bitchslap satan in the garden then go hang with the Christ.
East some fish drink some wine... climb a mountain)

I would go buy a stack of Action Comics #1, some Apple stock, and then maybe go set up a telescopic lens Hd camera to film the events on 9/11.

the ending to hot tub time machine.

i won't spoil it

Oh, you wouldn't actually try to STOP the 9/11 events?

There is a plan, you go for him, I am taking out Augustine. With a hammer, Trotsky style.

At this point, I would travel just about anywhere in time to avoid the last two years.