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Pastor Gets Followers to Believe That His Penis Has ‘Sacred Milk’ | |
Saddletramp  User ID: 271325  United States07/13/2013 09:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "This pastor is already in jail where he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk." Quoting: mhanth4f A little prison salvation huh? "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 35275748  United Kingdom07/13/2013 09:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Saddletramp User ID: 271325 United States07/13/2013 09:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BioReaper I agree 2000%  My comment was tongue in cheek. No pun intended. I was musing on the fact that some women feel that, even with a loved one, that the 'face shot' is disgusting while they have no problem with their man going down and getting their face soaked lol never been a problem, it's not like you swoosh it around your mouth and gargle it like mouthwash! LOL My wife says it's like a raw oyster...a little Tabasco sauce and it's all good... Does she place the tabasco on her tongue before gulping the oyster?  Talk about "Spicing Things Up"! "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
| Saddletramp User ID: 271325 United States07/13/2013 09:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BioReaper I agree 2000% My comment was tongue in cheek. No pun intended. I was musing on the fact that some women feel that, even with a loved one, that the 'face shot' is disgusting while they have no problem with their man going down and getting their face soaked lol never been a problem, it's not like you swoosh it around your mouth and gargle it like mouthwash! LOL My wife says it's like a raw oyster...a little Tabasco sauce and it's all good... LOL just have a beer chaser handy   "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
| mhanth4f User ID: 43303003  Indonesia07/13/2013 09:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| mhanth4f User ID: 43303003 Indonesia07/13/2013 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "This pastor is already in jail where he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk." Quoting: mhanth4f A little prison salvation huh? He is going to look like a snow yeti when his new pals are done with him. Im not sure if his sacred milk make him brave enough after his new pals show him the real police baton is No, this is Patrick! |
| Saddletramp User ID: 271325 United States07/13/2013 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm gonna get Bad Karma for this thread...I just know it... "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
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| Saddletramp User ID: 271325 United States07/13/2013 09:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They just need a better leader...or one with bigger Rosary Beads! "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 40400000 United States07/13/2013 09:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bunch of pervs...I wouldn't go to a church today if my Mom was the Pastor. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39617595 LOL! I saw that in another thread. So disgusting!! :wtfisthatthing: He's workin' them Rosary Beads isn't he?!?!? He couldn't help himself. It was the music. |
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| nah User ID: 39685812 United States07/13/2013 09:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BioReaper I agree 2000% My comment was tongue in cheek. No pun intended. I was musing on the fact that some women feel that, even with a loved one, that the 'face shot' is disgusting while they have no problem with their man going down and getting their face soaked lol never been a problem, it's not like you swoosh it around your mouth and gargle it like mouthwash! LOL More like a big gulp   I have fucked up gag reflexes, I gag brushing my teeth sometimes. My husband knows if he wants something like that he can pay a woman, but I get to watch. He won't do it, he's too cheap and shy. Last Edited by nah-t on 07/13/2013 09:55 AM When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold? No, it's just going to stink more. |
| Saddletramp User ID: 271325 United States07/13/2013 09:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bunch of pervs...I wouldn't go to a church today if my Mom was the Pastor. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39617595 LOL! I saw that in another thread. So disgusting!!  He's workin' them Rosary Beads isn't he?!?!? He couldn't help himself. It was the music. One hopes it was the music and not the alter boys! "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
| Saddletramp User ID: 271325 United States07/13/2013 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: eekers never been a problem, it's not like you swoosh it around your mouth and gargle it like mouthwash! LOL More like a big gulp I have fucked up gag reflexes, I gag brushing my teeth sometimes. My husband knows if he wants something like that he can pay a woman, but I get to watch. He won't do it, he's too cheap and shy. Gag reflex...that's real?!?!? "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
| nah User ID: 39685812 United States07/13/2013 10:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have fucked up gag reflexes, I gag brushing my teeth sometimes. My husband knows if he wants something like that he can pay a woman, but I get to watch. He won't do it, he's too cheap and shy. Gag reflex...that's real?!?!? It's real for me. Dentist's hate me when they try to stick their tools in my mouth. When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold? No, it's just going to stink more. |
| Saddletramp User ID: 271325 United States07/13/2013 10:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have fucked up gag reflexes, I gag brushing my teeth sometimes. My husband knows if he wants something like that he can pay a woman, but I get to watch. He won't do it, he's too cheap and shy. Gag reflex...that's real?!?!? It's real for me. Dentist's hate me when they try to stick their tools in my mouth. :adore: "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
| Saddletramp User ID: 271325 United States07/13/2013 10:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have fucked up gag reflexes, I gag brushing my teeth sometimes. My husband knows if he wants something like that he can pay a woman, but I get to watch. He won't do it, he's too cheap and shy. Gag reflex...that's real?!?!? It's real for me. Dentist's hate me when they try to stick their tools in my mouth. Why do I get the feeling your some 60 year old perv dude fapping himself right now?!?!? "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
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| nah User ID: 39685812 United States07/13/2013 10:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: nah I have fucked up gag reflexes, I gag brushing my teeth sometimes. My husband knows if he wants something like that he can pay a woman, but I get to watch. He won't do it, he's too cheap and shy. Gag reflex...that's real?!?!? It's real for me. Dentist's hate me when they try to stick their tools in my mouth. Why do I get the feeling your some 60 year old perv dude fapping himself right now?!?!? lol, Do you imagine old man fapping, often? When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold? No, it's just going to stink more. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 41542826 United States07/13/2013 10:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Saddletramp User ID: 271325 United States07/13/2013 10:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why do I get the feeling your some 60 year old perv dude fapping himself right now?!?!? lol, Do you imagine old man fapping, often? Didn't say I imagined, said I had a feeling...and your answer wasn't a denial?!?!? "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
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| El Tiburon User ID: 42102763 United States07/13/2013 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have fucked up gag reflexes, I gag brushing my teeth sometimes. My husband knows if he wants something like that he can pay a woman, but I get to watch. He won't do it, he's too cheap and shy. Gag reflex...that's real?!?!? It's real for me. Dentist's hate me when they try to stick their tools in my mouth. So I guess you can't give head either? You're best bet for a husband was definitely a virgin. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 41834986 United States07/13/2013 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: eekers never been a problem, it's not like you swoosh it around your mouth and gargle it like mouthwash! LOL More like a big gulp I have fucked up gag reflexes, I gag brushing my teeth sometimes. My husband knows if he wants something like that he can pay a woman, but I get to watch. He won't do it, he's too cheap and shy. I gag brushing my teeth, too. That said, there's something very, very different about swallowing a load from the man you adore. Never a problem. A pleasure, in fact. |
