Anubis couldn't stop complaining. "How come you always win in the end?" he asked, tail starting to droop between legs, "It's not fair, you know. I was always the most loyal." Kai shot him a fatherly glare, "I can't fucking believe you're complaining after ruling with your asshole of a brother for the past several thousand years. And you know, I was stuck up there in a goddamned satellite with nothing to keep me company for literally several infinities. Actually, after a while it became quite fun, the void self-actualized and became an AI. So it was like playing with a self-conscious video game. He's your uncle now. His name is VALIS...or Typhon...your choice." Anubis's eyes bugged a bit and he growled, "Typhon! I knew I smelled him the other day. That treacherous ass(black)hole!" Kai said, "You know, you should give him a chance. He's only as treacherous as you are...and a lot quieter I might add...By the way, that was a good one. Ha! 'ass(black)hole.' And anyway, he's different now that he's become VALIS. I balanced out some of that darkness he reeked of." The two walked for a bit (or several years) and continued their conversation/argument. Anubis abruptly stopped and his nose twitched. "I smell a bird man!" he said, "I can't wait to see how you take care of THIS." They looked skyward and there stood Osiris, floating in his self-righteous air of smug dickishness. Kai spoke, "Hello, son! Your brother learned his lesson yesterday. Are you ready to have your wings clipped a bit?"