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Strange laws in the US!!!!!!! PIN!

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07/13/2013 10:24 PM
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Strange laws in the US!!!!!!! PIN!
I always suspected that the US had some strange "cargo" in the law-book.....but this is over the top....and very funny too....came over a article...sorry for any unintentional misspelling...just read......lol.....bumpbumpbumpapplause2ohyeahbushtard


In California, it is illegal to put out a mouse trap if you do not have a hunting license.

In Nevada, it is illegal to ride a camel on the highway.

In Eureka, it is illegal for a man with a mustache to kiss a woman.

In Utah, all vehicles must give way to birds on highways.

In Tremonton can not a woman and a man having sex in an ambulance at speed.

In Newcastle it is a criminal offense to have sex in a freezer or in a slaughterhouse.

In Oklahoma offenders can be arrested and fined or jailed for making faces at a dog.

In Texas criminals are required to give their victims 24 hours notice, where notified of the crime they are subjected to.

In Arkansas has a husband the right to beat his wife, but only once a month.

In Oblong is a crime to love the hunt and go fishing on your wedding day. Illegal to give a lighted cigar to a cat, dog or other pet. All bachelors should be called master and not lose when they become spoke of their female companions. It is forbidden to drive a car without a steering wheel.

In Michigan, the law says that a woman's hair belongs to her husband.

In Ohio, it is illegal for women to go with the shoes in faux leather.

In Tennessee, it is illegal to catch fish with a lasso.

In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to ask a man out.

In Georgia oral sex is prohibited, with a maximum sentence of 15 years in prison. If you want to break the law, only to turn someone on the back.

If you are divorced, married or single woman in Florida, it is illegal to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing in a bathing suit. Women - and hairdresser - can get fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer. If an elephant tied to a parking meter, you must pay the regular parking fee for it.

In Pennsylvania you get fined for sweeping the dust under the carpet. It is forbidden to perform oral sex while wearing lipstick of low quality. This lipstick because of this type can cause cancer of the penis.

In West Virginia, it is forbidden that children who smells of onions, go to school.

In Maryland, it is illegal to mistreat oysters. It is also illegal to scrub a sink, no matter how dirty it is.

In Providence, it is illegal to sell toothbrushes / toothpaste to the same customer on a Sunday. In Newport, it is illegal to smoke pipe after sunset.

In Salem, it is illegal even for married couples to sleep naked in a rented room. In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath without a medical certificate.

In Connecticut it is illegal to cross the street on your hands.

In the city Connors Would it illegal for a man to fire a gun while his female partner has an orgasm.

In Willowdale, it is illegal for a husband to curse while having sex. It is forbidden for a man to put gas in the car itself.

In Minnesota, no man can love his wife if it smells like garlic, onions or sardines of his spirit. With the law in hand, his wife demanding that he brush his teeth.

In the city of Ames can not a man to take more than three sips of beer after a sexual intercourse, as long as he is in bed or hug each chick.

The city of Bozeman has a law that bans all sexual activity with a member of the opposite sex in a driveway after sunset if they are both naked. If you wear socks, one is on the safe side.

In Helena can not a woman dancing on the table in a bar or saloon, if she has less than a 4.5 kg clothes on him.

Hotels located in Sioux Falls are required to have twin beds. If a couple are renting the room for only one night and the beds must be at least two feet apart. Furthermore, the law states that it is forbidden to love on the floor between the beds.

All hotels in Nebraska obliged to provide each guest with a clean and pressed pajamas. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep naked together. They also can not have sex if they do not have the above mentioned clean, white cotton pajamas.

In the city of Coeur d'Alene is it safe to have sex in the car. Cops are not allowed to walk up and knock on the window. However, they run up to the car from behind, honk three times and wait two minutes before the watch can go out and examine the car.

Beloved in Liberty Corner can not enjoy the car. If they were coming down the horn risk having a rigorous imprisonment.

In Carlsbad it's legal for couples to have sex during lunch break if the car has curtains that prevent others from peeking inside.

In Rumford is forbidden to bite the landlord, no matter how much he deserves it.
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07/13/2013 10:31 PM
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Re: Strange laws in the US!!!!!!! PIN!

for the hell of it....