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Comet Ison Brightning Fast !!!!!

 
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Did Phil Plait leave the thread?

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Get your Cameras and Binoculars ready, this is gonna be a beauty !!!!

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NewThor is not an astronomer, he's an attention whore.

Anyone that knows anything about astronomy knows those postings and videos are full of shit.

This crackpot alarmist doomer shit is no different than the church of global warming.
You fuck with the data enough and you can prove anything.

Fuck the trolls, stop feeding the idiots.
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Where can I watch your awesome astronomy videos, champ?

Obviously, if an idiot like me can make a video, you can too, and WAAAAYYYYYYY better, right?
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JESUS, YOU ARE ONE BORING SELF SATISFIED ANUS SPEWING OUT EXCREMENT
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my gwad

what is making you so passionate about this! ?

What isit youare afraid to tell us ! ! ! ?
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A sign for global acceptance of the New Jerusalem calendar?
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 Quoting: son of God New Jerusalem Russ


Mystery solved!
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A sign for global acceptance of the New Jerusalem calendar?
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Sun Jun 4/29/13
 Quoting: son of God New Jerusalem Russ

I guess - since ISON most likely will break up at or short after perihelion - it's more a sign of the New Jerusalem calendar sinking into insignificance.


Mon July 7/15/13

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 Quoting: Hydra


LOL. Oh gawd that was funny. Hey don't be the party pooper and ruin Russ' calendar party? K?
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The New Jerusalem calendar is still the top calendar :)

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Sun Jun 4/29/13
 Quoting: son of God New Jerusalem Russ


Yep, top calendar in the *we don't use calendars* group......
energy cannot be destroyed, it can only be transformed.
Nothing is so potent as the silent influence of a good example.
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"Before the comet comes, many nations, the good excepted, will be scourged by want and famine. The great nation in the ocean that is inhabited by people of different tribes and descent will be devastated by earthquake, storm, and tidal wave. It will be divided and, in great part, submerged. That nation will also have many misfortunes at sea and lose its colonies. After the great Comet, the great nation will be devastated by earthquakes, storms, and great waves of water, causing much want and plagues. The ocean will also flood many other countries, so that all coastal cities will live in fear, with many destroyed. All sea coast cities will be fearful, and many of them will be destroyed by tidal waves, and most living creatures will be killed, and even those who escape will die from a horrible disease. For in none of those cities does a person live according to the Laws of God. A powerful wind will rise in the North, carrying heavy fog and the densest dust, and it will fill their throats and eyes so that they will cease their butchery and be stricken with a great fear."

St. Hildegarde of Bingen (12th Century)
 Quoting: FreakObserver


how strange !

IS FATHER CULLING US

just a few days ago i posted the fact we, this entire continent, is as an island, and that wehave become too entirely inbred and getting increasingly so on a daily basis, and must be euthanized:

We ARE: "The great nation in the ocean"
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NewThor is not an astronomer, he's an attention whore.

Anyone that knows anything about astronomy knows those postings and videos are full of shit.

This crackpot alarmist doomer shit is no different than the church of global warming.
You fuck with the data enough and you can prove anything.

Fuck the trolls, stop feeding the idiots.
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Where can I watch your awesome astronomy videos, champ?

Obviously, if an idiot like me can make a video, you can too, and WAAAAYYYYYYY better, right?
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Well, not being the same kind of alarmist atention whore that you are and realizing that nothing bad is going to happen from yet another comet passing through, I haven't made any.

Yah don't yell fire when their ain't one cowboy.
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NewThor is not an astronomer, he's an attention whore.

Anyone that knows anything about astronomy knows those postings and videos are full of shit.

This crackpot alarmist doomer shit is no different than the church of global warming.
You fuck with the data enough and you can prove anything.

Fuck the trolls, stop feeding the idiots.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19818372


Where can I watch your awesome astronomy videos, champ?

Obviously, if an idiot like me can make a video, you can too, and WAAAAYYYYYYY better, right?
 Quoting: NewThor


Well, not being the same kind of alarmist atention whore that you are and realizing that nothing bad is going to happen from yet another comet passing through, I haven't made any.

Yah don't yell fire when their ain't one cowboy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19818372


i'm sorry, but there is a lot of uncertainty with this object

for starters, it is pumping out a fuckload of dust. dust that the earth WILL plough through for a few days, and it's thought there may be a 'surprise' in there too. That very phrase was used on a Spaceweather link i can't find now. maybe thor can help.

and the thing is ploughing through the sun's atmosphere, at a time when it is very active. what if it creates a CME, or huge magnetic disturbance, of epic proportions, headed straight for us?

I'll say it was a normal comet, next spring, when we're all still here in one piece.
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This is glp ffs, attention whoring & fear mongering are par for the course.....it's *the way what one does it* that counts & Thor does it good :)). (that was meant to be a nice comment btw!)
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A sign for global acceptance of the New Jerusalem calendar?
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Sun Jun 4/29/13
 Quoting: son of God New Jerusalem Russ


Fuck you and your spam Russ.
 Quoting: EverybodysNobody


Why are you people so against a global utopia?


Sun Jun 4/29/13
 Quoting: son of God New Jerusalem Russ


Utopian ideologies have a bad track record.

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"Before the comet comes, many nations, the good excepted, will be scourged by want and famine. The great nation in the ocean that is inhabited by people of different tribes and descent will be devastated by earthquake, storm, and tidal wave. It will be divided and, in great part, submerged. That nation will also have many misfortunes at sea and lose its colonies. After the great Comet, the great nation will be devastated by earthquakes, storms, and great waves of water, causing much want and plagues. The ocean will also flood many other countries, so that all coastal cities will live in fear, with many destroyed. All sea coast cities will be fearful, and many of them will be destroyed by tidal waves, and most living creatures will be killed, and even those who escape will die from a horrible disease. For in none of those cities does a person live according to the Laws of God. A powerful wind will rise in the North, carrying heavy fog and the densest dust, and it will fill their throats and eyes so that they will cease their butchery and be stricken with a great fear."

St. Hildegarde of Bingen (12th Century)
 Quoting: FreakObserver


Prophecy about AMERICA 'The great melting pot' (people of different tribes and descent) and the powerful deadly wind is the jet stream carrying radiation from Fukashima. Divided and submerged is the New Madrid earthqauke (The Navys future U.S. map). Also ignoring laws of God, refering to legalised gay marriage, late term abortion, porn industrie, ect. and our destoyed infrastructure by E.M.P. caused possibly by a comet/solar discharge. Wow, that prophecy hits close to home like the one that states that Babylon has fallen in one hour. May our lord the shepherd watch over his sheep.
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NEWTHOR IS THE CHAMP YALL!!!!....love ur vids pal keep em coming pc
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i think i first hear this ifiot like 3 years ago.....bullshit and nothing but



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Not another *insider*? lol, there must be a very few *outsiders* left...
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Bahaha! Good old "insider" of "astromoner" fame from whence came my "astromut" screen name in place of "astronut." Elenin is sooo 2011 though, you really need to change that to say ISON for this year's "big" comet lol.
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Soooo...between the bickering...from what little I can picture in my mind, ISON isn't visible at the moment being behind the sun and heading for a close approach to mars.

I'm wondering where ISON might be in proximity to the asteroid belt, when it might pass through there. I know ISON's visibility begins again in september as it heads toward the sun (closest approach about 11-28-13).
I looked up that the asteroid belt in reality is very spread out and that the mass is only 4% of our moon's mass.

The graph shown by Astromut shows a slightly waning brightness. I'd question whether this is an Ongoing waning or whether the phenomenon only has to do with what ISON is interacting with at it's current position..and not an Ultimate indicator that late-fall/winter show will necessarily be a fizzler.

I wish we still had a *cents* symbol on our keyboards :D
to make it my .02.

Just the same guys it is so distracting when these insults fly I wish there was some coolant for the heads.
Look how many questions remain and never get a reasoned unhyped response.

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Every time I read the words, " Comet ISON" I hear Thor's voice in my head. He's tuned that Comet Into a deseved, comet Thor. More vids please Thor!
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Every time I read the words, " Comet ISON" I hear Thor's voice in my head. He's tuned that Comet Into a deseved, comet Thor. More vids please Thor!
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You've got to the *I need help* phase of glp ;))
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Bahaha! Good old "insider" of "astromoner" fame from whence came my "astromut" screen name in place of "astronut." Elenin is sooo 2011 though, you really need to change that to say ISON for this year's "big" comet lol.
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Phil is back.
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Every time I read the words, " Comet ISON" I hear Thor's voice in my head. He's tuned that Comet Into a deseved, comet Thor. More vids please Thor!
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You've got to the *I need help* phase of glp ;))
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I thought that was reserved for the people who thought they were "the Nobody"
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Why did you think that? ;)
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Get your Cameras and Binoculars ready, this is gonna be a beauty !!!!

[link to www.catholic.org]
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on a catholic site... hmm
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Why not? Ever hear of L.U.C.I.F.U.R the largest telescope in the world? Guess who owns it? Yep you guessed it, you just mentioned them. Don't believe me? Look it up, can't make this hit up...
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Bahaha! Good old "insider" of "astromoner" fame from whence came my "astromut" screen name in place of "astronut." Elenin is sooo 2011 though, you really need to change that to say ISON for this year's "big" comet lol.
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Phil is back.
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Oh dear AA, avoiding your failures by staying anonymouse? Or should that be anonymice....after all your sock puppetry...?
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NewThor is not an astronomer, he's an attention whore.

Anyone that knows anything about astronomy knows those postings and videos are full of shit.

This crackpot alarmist doomer shit is no different than the church of global warming.
You fuck with the data enough and you can prove anything.

Fuck the trolls, stop feeding the idiots.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19818372


Where can I watch your awesome astronomy videos, champ?

Obviously, if an idiot like me can make a video, you can too, and WAAAAYYYYYYY better, right?
 Quoting: NewThor


clappa
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A sign for global acceptance of the New Jerusalem calendar?
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Sun Jun 4/29/13
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Fuck you fuckstain
Gone bezerkin...
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Get your Cameras and Binoculars ready, this is gonna be a beauty !!!!

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on a catholic site... hmm
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Star of David!!! Bethlehem Star...Wise Men's Star???

Where will this comet be on 12/25/13 and where will its most intense light be seen on this earth???

I bet, whoever has the money to be there, will be at the point this comet's light shines the strongest!!! Any taker's???



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Fuck you fuckstain
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I take it that you're not a fan then ;))
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lmao

"Astromoners" @ 0:23

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I'm wondering where ISON might be in proximity to the asteroid belt, when it might pass through there.
 Quoting: DawaSatso

ISON is currently passing through the "main belt" region of the asteroid belt which lies between 2.06 AU and 3.27 AU from the sun. Its current heliocentric distance is about 2.9 AU. The asteroid belt reaches its maximum density with asteroids having less than about 4 degrees of inclination, however, while ISON has about 40 degrees of inclination and is currently about 6.1 degrees above the ecliptic in heliocentric ecliptic coordinates. The odds of a major impact happening between ISON and an asteroid are quite low, but the results could be quite spectacular if it did. About the time it starts to become visible again in September is when it will be leaving the main belt region.
I know ISON's visibility begins again in september as it heads toward the sun (closest approach about 11-28-13).
I looked up that the asteroid belt in reality is very spread out and that the mass is only 4% of our moon's mass.
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Indeed.
The graph shown by Astromut shows a slightly waning brightness. I'd question whether this is an Ongoing waning or whether the phenomenon only has to do with what ISON is interacting with at it's current position..and not an Ultimate indicator that late-fall/winter show will necessarily be a fizzler.
 Quoting: dawasatso

It's a warning sign, it may even be a warning that the comet will not survive perihelion, but it is not set in stone. Different volatile ices within the comet will begin to sublimate at different distances from the sun as it gets closer and those ices begin heating up. At larger distances the sublimation is usually predominantly CO (which only needs a temperature of about 24 kelvin to sublimate), but when you get within about 3 AU you can expect it to become dominated by water ice sublimation which requires a temperature of about 152 kelvin. Thus early measures of cometary brightness driven by CO sublimation may indicate expected brightness once the comet is closer and water ice sublimation is dominant, but only if you assume that the volatiles are present in the expected proportions to each other (about 80% water ice, 15% carbon monoxide ices, 5% various other volatiles).

That is of course not necessarily always the case, and if a fresh comet comes with a deceptively high amount of carbon monoxide ices near its surface but not as many volatiles in reserves deeper under the surface, it will initially appear promising but it may then fizzle out. I fear this may be the case with ISON, but only time will tell. We'll have a much better idea when it reappears. It will be within about 2 AUs of the sun in September, and it should be substantially brightening by then thanks to water ice sublimation... if it's "got the goods," so to speak.

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NEWTHOR IS THE CHAMP YALL!!!!....love ur vids pal keep em coming pc
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Thank you!

I think my haters should spend less time insulting me and more time learning a skill that will make then happy and boost their low self esteem.
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lmao

No need to hate on the "haters" bro. Just kidding, keep up the good work. Very entertaining, at the very least.
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