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What a weird news day, first the snails and now this...


Snip; Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow.

It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it.

At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel.

The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.”


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Last Edited by Chrit on 07/14/2013 11:21 PM
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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Fucking christ!

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wow i would have dropped dead
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wow z Liberace snake
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sometimes I am very very glad I live where I do.
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UGH!! I cannot stand snakes! Even the corn snakes and garter snakes freak me out. I ALWAYS check my dryer vent from the outside and inside and I always look in the washing machine for a snake , but NOW I WILL BE checking the "Thunder Box" every time I sit down to pee. EEK!
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How scary is that. wow
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It's more humane this way ya know.
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OMG this is my nightmare scenario...
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Yikes!
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My crazy pin for the day. No racist comments required.
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Let's start a war against snakes.
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My snake would have scared toilet snake!
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What a weird news day, first the snails and now this...


Snip; Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow.

It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it.

At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel.

The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.”


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 Quoting: Chrit


Did they have to suck to poison out?
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What a weird news day, first the snails and now this...


Snip; Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow.

It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it.

At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel.

The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.”


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 Quoting: Chrit


Did they have to suck to poison out?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy

rofl Hope he had a female nurse.
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sometimes I am very very glad I live where I do.
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Suddenly Charlie pays attention!

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Probobly thought his penis was another snake
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But of course.

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Hey, a snake bite to the penis is big news to the male members.
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It's more humane this way ya know.
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My snake would have scared toilet snake!
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Funniest comment of the thread!
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07/14/2013 11:53 PM

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*facepalm*

Ow. Just... ow! That poor man. Schade Freude.
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THIS IS PINNED???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43367499


But of course.
 Quoting: WindyMind


Better than the snail one

Hey I didn’t put BREAKING in the title but it did just pop up about an hour ago.


Thx for the pin btw!

hf

Painful comic relief is always good.


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We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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My snake would have scared toilet snake!
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Funniest comment of the thread!
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Does your snake spit?
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Hmmm.. Terrifying I grant you!

But it could have been worse!

The snake could have decided to crawl up his ass instead of biting his penis.

Going to the ER with a Snake Bitten penis is one thing. Going there with a snake up your ass is entirely another!
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Only the bestest threads are pinned.

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Wow almost as bad as the
"White Biting Spider"

The White Biting spider is known to rest on the bottom of toilet seats and because of it's white color is almost impossible to see.

Many people both men and women every year suffer painful spider bites to their genitals from the White Biting Spider.

Victims claim the bite is as painful as a wasp sting and the poison can require partial removal of the genital area affected by the bite sometimes.

scared
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What are these snails you keep mentioning?
Éireann~

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"And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale." - Thomas Jefferson, from a Letter to John Taylor written in 1816

"Unfortunately, it is in the nature of man to tinker - even with immutable truth. Thus, we must be ever vigilant... - James Munford

“It is a sad fate for a man to die too well known to everybody else, and still unknown to himself.” - Francis Bacon

"Better the illusions that exalt us than ten thousand truths" - Aleksander Pushkin
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Hey, a snake bite to the penis is big news to the male members.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


At least his girlfriend will have a lil more fun while the swelling remains:)
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Hey, a snake bite to the penis is big news to the male members.
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'to the male members' 1rof1
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What are these snails you keep mentioning?
 Quoting: Éireann


Some Japanese spa person thought up a new treatment, (she is laughing her ass off in secret) snail goo is good for the skin.

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