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THIS IS PINNED???
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Hey, a snake bite to the penis is big news to the male members.
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'to the male members' 1rof1
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Knew you would get it, lol.
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Now he will be able to pee through the side of his penis, like a leaky water hose.
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Once a lady that I know brought a plant pot inside from outside home and guess what was curled up inside it. She discovered this after she brought the pot in? Argh.

This toilet snake is WORSE! Argh.
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That's right. Have to have fill ins till real doom breaks loose.
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My snake would have scared toilet snake!
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Funniest comment of the thread!
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Does your snake spit?
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I don't have a snake. tounge
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Let's start a war against snakes.
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Ouch!
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He was doing something else with the snake and made up the story. He's lucky it didn't wait and bite his prostate.
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He was doing something else with the snake and made up the story.
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Something like this?


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Fuuuuuuuucckk.

:wtmf:
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What kinda snake?
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What a weird news day, first the snails and now this...


Snip; Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow.

It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it.

At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel.

The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.”


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Prolly a Zimmerman snake.. it was just self defense
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Why did i check GLP today? This is one of my nightmares. Haven't thought about it in a long time and now I'm afraid I won't be able to stop.
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In QLD you will get snakes wrapped around the toilet inside the house.

I had a brown "walk" up to me whilst on an outside dunny in NSW.

I just waved my arms and it left.
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Why did i check GLP today? This is one of my nightmares. Haven't thought about it in a long time and now I'm afraid I won't be able to stop.
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What a weird news day, first the snails and now this...


Snip; Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow.

It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it.

At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel.

The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.”


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Prolly a Zimmerman snake.. it was just self defense
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He should have smashed the snake on the concrete.
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What a weird news day, first the snails and now this...


Snip; Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow.

It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it.

At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel.

The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.”


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 Quoting: Chrit


Did they have to suck to poison out?
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ok, that did really make me laugh out roud
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Great,

I'm gonna keep looking down for a week now when I go to drop a deuce.
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I found a cotton mouth snake in our bathroom one morning. Had no idea how it got there. Will be very careful when opening the lid from now on.hiding
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What a weird news day, first the snails and now this...


Snip; Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow.

It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it.

At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel.

The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.”


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 Quoting: Chrit


we all know how he really got bit on the dick by a snake
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Only the bestest threads are pinned.
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That's right. Have to have fill ins till real doom breaks loose.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


real doom?

"Holy F$%&* A snake bit my dick!!! A snake bit my dick!"
ahhh
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THIS IS PINNED???
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But of course.
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Better than the snail one

Hey I didn’t put BREAKING in the title but it did just pop up about an hour ago.


Thx for the pin btw!

hf

Painful comic relief is always good.


BREAKING
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I don't think anything will pop up anytime soon for that guy...
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Ill never feel safe on the toilet again after this thread toilet
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Yikes !!! And I thought my experience was bad. This reminds me of something that happened to me 19yrs ago, but this was def worse ... I feel for the guy.
Many years ago I rented a really nice apartment on the ground floor.
The idea of an apartment with a pond just beyond my back patio, & a nature preserve, ( woods ), just beyond that ... only meant one thing when I signed the lease. PRIVACY!
Well, as it turns out, it also meant snakes, & lots of them.
It was bad enough to walk to the mailbox & return to a four foot snake laying across the threshold of my front door. A quick call to the super saw him returned to the water behind the apartment.
Not so bad really. It WAS outside, which is where you would expect a snake to be.
HOWEVER...
As a result of what happened another time there, I never go to the bathroom in the dark. At the time I didn't see any point in turning the light on. I knew where everything was, and the light would only wake me & make it more difficult to go back to sleep.
Did you know, if you step on a snake barefooted you will know exactly what it is !?!
Yup ... There was a snake in my bathroom & I stepped on him! :(
After I peeled myself off the ceiling & managed to turn the light on,
I watched as he slithered out of the bathroom, into the hall, & disappear into a hall closet my roommate had STUFFED with stuff.
I emptied the closed & went thru all the boxes the next day. Never did find that snake.

I moved out two months later when the lease was up ... to a second story !
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is the snake OK?
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Only the bestest threads are pinned.
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That's right. Have to have fill ins till real doom breaks loose.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


real doom?

"Holy F$%&* A snake bit my dick!!! A snake bit my dick!"
ahhh
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No one around to suck out the poison....hope he's flexible....
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someone have to suck off the venom out of this penis!
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What a weird news day, first the snails and now this...


Snip; Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow.

It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it.

At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel.

The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.”


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 Quoting: Chrit

BAM! There it is...
Did they have to suck to poison out?
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy
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ive had it with these mutha fuckin snakes! in this mutha fuckin toilet!
Guilty: is what our graves will read, no year no family. We did nothing, to stop the murder of people just like us..
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I make big brown snake in toilet!!!

Lol seriously though, talk about a shitty day.
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