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Snake slithers out of toilet and bites man on the....yep you guessed it.

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/15/2013 02:29 AM
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Haha! Toliet doom! fight

Love it!

Yes I can readily believe this as I walked into my bathroom one day to find a huge ole blacksnake stretched out on my floor. He had to of come in through the toliet.

One another occassion, years ago and different place, I made a midnight trip to the potty only to discover someone had failed to flush the turd. Reaching out to flush the turd, the turd suddenly turned and swam back down the toliet!!!scream

Said turd was a big ole sewer rat that I almost sat upon! ahhh
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07/15/2013 02:32 AM
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the bite must have caused a horrible swelling, hopefully not permanent.
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07/15/2013 02:34 AM
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Sounds like some shit that would happen to me.
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07/15/2013 03:00 AM
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Me thinks he was probably playing sexy games with a snake and to avoid the embarrassment of telling the truth when he got bit, he said it hid in the toilet.
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07/15/2013 03:03 AM

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Me thinks he was probably playing sexy games with a snake and to avoid the embarrassment of telling the truth when he got bit, he said it hid in the toilet.
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Last Edited by Chrit on 07/15/2013 03:03 AM
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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07/15/2013 03:09 AM
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What a weird news day, first the snails and now this...


Snip; Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow.

It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it.

At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel.

The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.”


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Ban all snakes and The Blaze and the Toolbag, Glenn Beck!


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07/15/2013 04:10 AM

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Was the snake bigger than "his" snake?



That's what he gets for dropping matzo balls on it.

Last Edited by Astral Goat on 07/15/2013 04:11 AM
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07/15/2013 04:10 AM

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ER Nurse: Is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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07/15/2013 04:53 AM
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Wow that's a nasty penis enlargement!
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Well i hope his GF sucks out the venom. 35 years old losing your penis, I dont want to live then.
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ER Nurse: Is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


Nurse: Did you try to give yourself a prince albert, or did the snake do that?
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07/15/2013 05:21 AM
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Sex serpent.
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07/15/2013 05:28 AM
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Only the bestest threads are pinned.
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That's right. Have to have fill ins till real doom breaks loose.
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Realist doom I've seen on site yet.

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