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Is Jesus an alien?

 
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Is Jesus an alien?
John 18:36 - Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence.

John 8:23 - And he said to them, You are from beneath; I am from above: you are of this world; I am not of this world.

John 3:31 The one who comes from above is above all; the one who is from the earth belongs to the earth, and speaks as one from the earth. The one who comes from heaven is above all.
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No.
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John 18:36 - Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence.

John 8:23 - And he said to them, You are from beneath; I am from above: you are of this world; I am not of this world.

John 3:31 The one who comes from above is above all; the one who is from the earth belongs to the earth, and speaks as one from the earth. The one who comes from heaven is above all.
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No. He is not an Alien. Aliens are the great delusion sent by God to make the wicked stumble. In reality they are demons.


The scripture you quote is about the kingdom of God.

Has nothing to do with Aliens.
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Sure am.
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he is more than likely part of the reptilian people that live under the earth.

he was able to walk on water just like a lizard
[link to news.nationalgeographic.com]

he will "rise again" from the underground camp of lizard people one day and cause the rapture
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Image search on google

"Mary UFO"
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Yup. Just like all of us. We are all just combinations of bits that matter, from all over this universe, and beyond.

The God particles, combined, within God.
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John 18:36 - Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence.

John 8:23 - And he said to them, You are from beneath; I am from above: you are of this world; I am not of this world.

John 3:31 The one who comes from above is above all; the one who is from the earth belongs to the earth, and speaks as one from the earth. The one who comes from heaven is above all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42855591


No. He is not an Alien. Aliens are the great delusion sent by God to make the wicked stumble. In reality they are demons.


The scripture you quote is about the kingdom of God.

Has nothing to do with Aliens.
 Quoting: fireman2013


I assume you cannot see the fallacy in your logic. You are blind to your own delusion.

Do you think the vast expanse of the cosmos was created to deceive you?

Do you not see that you are the one under "demonic" influence?

You subscribe to the delusion that the vast reality that exists around you was created just to trick you, not realizing that the delusion you subscribe to is the result of the deception.

Reality is a big place. It is OK to be scared by it, but to deny it, well, that is just plain stupid.

Grow a brain.
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Re: Is Jesus an alien?
Did you not see superman?

Church scene
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Re: Is Jesus an alien?
he is more than likely part of the reptilian people that live under the earth.

he was able to walk on water just like a lizard
[link to news.nationalgeographic.com]

he will "rise again" from the underground camp of lizard people one day and cause the rapture
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43459805


How did Jesus turn water into wine?

GRAPES, thats how. Grapes grown under the sun, then fermented under the sun.


How did Jesus walk on water?

Have you ever seen the sunrise or sunset over a lake or the ocean? Then, you too have seen "him" walk on water.

You even used the term "rise again."

Is it sinking in yet?
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Matthew 26:64- 64 “You have said so,” Jesus replied. “But I say to all of you: From now on you will see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of the Mighty One and coming on the clouds of heaven.”[a]
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Jesus was the incarnation of the Creator Son of "our"universe.

THE Creator Sons are the makers and rulers of the local universes of time and space. These universe creators and sovereigns are of dual origin, embodying the characteristics of God the Father and God the Son. But each Creator Son is different from every other; each is unique in nature as well as in personality; each is the “only-begotten Son” of the perfect deity ideal of his origin.

In the vast work of organizing, evolving, and perfecting a local universe, these high Sons always enjoy the sustaining approval of the Universal Father. The relationship of the Creator Sons with their Paradise Father is touching and superlative. No doubt the profound affection of the Deity parents for their divine progeny is the wellspring of that beautiful and well-nigh divine love which even mortal parents bear their children...
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He was a hybrid
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Yes
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Re: Is Jesus an alien?
he is more than likely part of the reptilian people that live under the earth.

he was able to walk on water just like a lizard
[link to news.nationalgeographic.com]

he will "rise again" from the underground camp of lizard people one day and cause the rapture
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43459805


How did Jesus turn water into wine?

GRAPES, thats how. Grapes grown under the sun, then fermented under the sun.


How did Jesus walk on water?

Have you ever seen the sunrise or sunset over a lake or the ocean? Then, you too have seen "him" walk on water.

You even used the term "rise again."

Is it sinking in yet?
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the blood line of jesus is from a special star.. lol
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Re: Is Jesus an alien?
he is more than likely part of the reptilian people that live under the earth.

he was able to walk on water just like a lizard
[link to news.nationalgeographic.com]

he will "rise again" from the underground camp of lizard people one day and cause the rapture
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43459805


How did Jesus turn water into wine?

GRAPES, thats how. Grapes grown under the sun, then fermented under the sun.


How did Jesus walk on water?

Have you ever seen the sunrise or sunset over a lake or the ocean? Then, you too have seen "him" walk on water.

You even used the term "rise again."

Is it sinking in yet?
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he was an alchemist initiate

activate a certain nerve.
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Re: Is Jesus an alien?
John 18:36 - Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence.

John 8:23 - And he said to them, You are from beneath; I am from above: you are of this world; I am not of this world.

John 3:31 The one who comes from above is above all; the one who is from the earth belongs to the earth, and speaks as one from the earth. The one who comes from heaven is above all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42855591


No. He is not an Alien. Aliens are the great delusion sent by God to make the wicked stumble. In reality they are demons.


The scripture you quote is about the kingdom of God.

Has nothing to do with Aliens.
 Quoting: fireman2013


Did God tell you that?
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Re: Is Jesus an alien?
Jesus was a demon possessed jew. And probably a faggot at that.

the bible says that all Christian preachers are possessed by spirits when they preach, that so called 'angels' are speaking through them, or maybe devils are pulling the wool over your eyes.
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Re: Is Jesus an alien?
Almost certainly yes, Or he knew human better than 99.9%, most of the Bible is stories.
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Re: Is Jesus an alien?
he's local
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Re: Is Jesus an alien?
he is more than likely part of the reptilian people that live under the earth.

he was able to walk on water just like a lizard
[link to news.nationalgeographic.com]

he will "rise again" from the underground camp of lizard people one day and cause the rapture
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43459805


How did Jesus turn water into wine?

GRAPES, thats how. Grapes grown under the sun, then fermented under the sun.


How did Jesus walk on water?

Have you ever seen the sunrise or sunset over a lake or the ocean? Then, you too have seen "him" walk on water.

You even used the term "rise again."

Is it sinking in yet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41666419


he was an alchemist initiate

activate a certain nerve.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25434341


I think AC 41666419 was implying that Jesus is the literal sun in the sky, anthropomorphized into a storybook character.

I happen to agree.

Thus:
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he's local
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traveled all that way to look at poor people? chuckle
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Re: Is Jesus an alien?
Christ was a modified being just like Noah and both were put here by immaculate conception.
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Re: Is Jesus an alien?
John 18:36 - Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence.

John 8:23 - And he said to them, You are from beneath; I am from above: you are of this world; I am not of this world.

John 3:31 The one who comes from above is above all; the one who is from the earth belongs to the earth, and speaks as one from the earth. The one who comes from heaven is above all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42855591


No. He is not an Alien. Aliens are the great delusion sent by God to make the wicked stumble. In reality they are demons.


The scripture you quote is about the kingdom of God.

Has nothing to do with Aliens.
 Quoting: fireman2013


an alien is a being that is not from Earth,therefore Jesus is an alien if he is not from this world
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Aliens are simply HUMANS from other planets and in the universe there are billions of billions of inhabited planets.
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adam = alien
eve = reptilian
noah = human
moses = human
jesus = alien
mohammed = human
anti-christ = alien
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Jesus was the incarnation of the Creator Son of "our"universe.

THE Creator Sons are the makers and rulers of the local universes of time and space. These universe creators and sovereigns are of dual origin, embodying the characteristics of God the Father and God the Son. But each Creator Son is different from every other; each is unique in nature as well as in personality; each is the “only-begotten Son” of the perfect deity ideal of his origin.

In the vast work of organizing, evolving, and perfecting a local universe, these high Sons always enjoy the sustaining approval of the Universal Father. The relationship of the Creator Sons with their Paradise Father is touching and superlative. No doubt the profound affection of the Deity parents for their divine progeny is the wellspring of that beautiful and well-nigh divine love which even mortal parents bear their children...
 Quoting: Orange


You've got the best grip on the situation from the answers here.

Can't wait till he sorts out those 322 scum, they have a hard time ahead, very hard time.

You'd never want to be one of the earthly shills working against humanity now, you'll see why soon....

Gotta love Materialism, sucks em in, give em a few trinkets and they bend over and do anything, certainly sorts out the good souls from the others. You can't take it with you Mr Rockefeller and Mr Rothschild, was it worth it??

The fallen ones sucked in the Banksters big time!!
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John 18:36 - Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence.

John 8:23 - And he said to them, You are from beneath; I am from above: you are of this world; I am not of this world.

John 3:31 The one who comes from above is above all; the one who is from the earth belongs to the earth, and speaks as one from the earth. The one who comes from heaven is above all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42855591


No. He is not an Alien. Aliens are the great delusion sent by God to make the wicked stumble. In reality they are demons.


The scripture you quote is about the kingdom of God.

Has nothing to do with Aliens.
 Quoting: fireman2013

Dinosaurs are delusion too?tounge

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