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Invisible alien probes “could already be” in our solar system

 
Tess2012

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Invisible alien probes “could already be” in our solar system
Fleets of robotic space probes from alien civilisations could already have arrived in our solar system, a mathematical study has found. The study quotes scientists who warn that we may not be able to detect them with our technology - the probes may also be so hi-tech they can “conceal” themselves.

Earth’s own Voyager probe has only just reached the edge or our solar system - but older alien civilisations could have launched probes long ago, using knowledge far beyond ours, "slingshotting" round stars using their gravity, according to a paper in the International Journal of Astrobiology.

Duncan Forgan and Arwen Nicholson of the University of Edinburgh analysed how a “fleet” of probes could travel through space - and says that probes which “self-replicate”, building new versions of themselves from gas and dust in space, could have arrived here already. Interstellar probes can carry out slingshot manoeuvres around the stars they visit, gaining a boost in velocity by extracting energy from the star's motion around the Galactic Centre,” the researchers say. Our own Voyager probes used a similar “slingshot” technique using large planets in the solar system - but using the gravity of a star would offer a far bigger boost.

The discovery - using computing power that would not be available to earlier generations of scientists, ignites once again the most famous question in the search for extraterrestrial life - the "Fermi Paradox".


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07/16/2013 04:51 AM
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Re: Invisible alien probes “could already be” in our solar system
Couldn't you say this about anything? Invisible green elephants may be standing in your room right behind you and you wouldn't even know it! It's a stupid fake research study by some idiot who couldn't come up with a real idea to publish.
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07/16/2013 04:55 AM

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Re: Invisible alien probes “could already be” in our solar system
Couldn't you say this about anything? Invisible green elephants may be standing in your room right behind you and you wouldn't even know it! It's a stupid fake research study by some idiot who couldn't come up with a real idea to publish.
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Does not matter. Aliens. Ufotards believe anything, as long as it may contain aliens.

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07/16/2013 04:58 AM
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Re: Invisible alien probes “could already be” in our solar system
Lol... giant cloaked motherships could be watching me crap in the woods too..
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Re: Invisible alien probes “could already be” in our solar system
Lol... giant cloaked motherships could be watching me crap in the woods too..
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You say diverging temporary biological implants? hmm
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Re: Invisible alien probes “could already be” in our solar system
Couldn't you say this about anything? Invisible green elephants may be standing in your room right behind you and you wouldn't even know it! It's a stupid fake research study by some idiot who couldn't come up with a real idea to publish.
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Does not matter. Aliens. Ufotards believe anything, as long as it may contain aliens.

vuvk
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Almost as retarded as believing that in the entire universe, with all the billions of planets it contains, little ole Earth is the only one with intelligent life.
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hf
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Re: Invisible alien probes “could already be” in our solar system
Couldn't you say this about anything? Invisible green elephants may be standing in your room right behind you and you wouldn't even know it! It's a stupid fake research study by some idiot who couldn't come up with a real idea to publish.
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Does not matter. Aliens. Ufotards believe anything, as long as it may contain aliens.

vuvk
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Almost as retarded as believing that in the entire universe, with all the billions of planets it contains, little ole Earth is the only one with intelligent life.
 Quoting: Tess2012


Yes, this believe is pretty retarded, too.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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Re: Invisible alien probes “could already be” in our solar system
Couldn't you say this about anything? Invisible green elephants may be standing in your room right behind you and you wouldn't even know it! It's a stupid fake research study by some idiot who couldn't come up with a real idea to publish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43365307


Does not matter. Aliens. Ufotards believe anything, as long as it may contain aliens.

vuvk
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Almost as retarded as believing that in the entire universe, with all the billions of planets it contains, little ole Earth is the only one with intelligent life.
 Quoting: Tess2012


Yes, this believe is pretty retarded, too.
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how do you explain this?
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how do you explain this?
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Badly shopped :)
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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how do you explain this?
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Badly shopped :)
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true... but, that really is my head tounge
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07/16/2013 06:13 AM
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Re: Invisible alien probes “could already be” in our solar system
They had been for eon and eon.

The funny thing is NASA is as blind as a bat.

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