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My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.

 
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07/18/2013 11:58 AM
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My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
I'm sorry if I don't have a country flag next to my name. I have no idea why it hasn't got one. However I am from The United States of America. And currently live in CA.

Our baby was born perfectly Human, but began to show signs of intelligent's when he would turn the lights on and off. when it has just been him and my wife alone in the room.

We have also been seeing strange lights above our house a lot lately. (not aircraft's). I strongly believe that my wife was abducted and has been implanted.

For those who are going to troll this thread, and call me a liar I have attached a photo. Of my son.. who is the most amazing thing to ever come into my life ;').

I just know he is being watched and looked over,
from above..

Feel free to ask me anything.

[link to s11.postimg.org]

Sorry I don't know how to directly add a photo to this thread.
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07/18/2013 12:00 PM
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
go get a dna test to answer that question!
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jjc4
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
go get a dna test to answer that question!
 Quoting: JACKHAMMMER


Why do I need a dna test? the babies mine.
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07/18/2013 12:02 PM

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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
go get a dna test to answer that question!
 Quoting: JACKHAMMMER


Why do I need a dna test? the babies mine.
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then it's obviously not of alien origin, unless your wife is an alien.

stahp being a derp
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07/18/2013 12:04 PM
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
The wife's screwing Jesus, the gardener?
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
go get a dna test to answer that question!
 Quoting: JACKHAMMMER


Why do I need a dna test? the babies mine.
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then it's obviously not of alien origin, unless your wife is an alien.

stahp being a derp
 Quoting: John Everytard




shut up troll, you know nothing.
She had been taken by aliens many times.
they did experiments on her.... future replies by you will be ignored. as your just wasting your own time.
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
go get a dna test to answer that question!
 Quoting: JACKHAMMMER


Why do I need a dna test? the babies mine.
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If ur the baby's father the whole reason for this thread is pointless!!
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07/18/2013 12:06 PM
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
yup....that's an alien alright. most are nowadays, you just don't realize it until puberty when they develop a forked tongue. applauseGoofy Thum
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
:alien baby: he looks like a good boy op! count your blessings and 12 gauge the aliens!!
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07/18/2013 12:11 PM
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
My neighbor up the street gave birth to a pencil neck geek. Which is worse?
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07/18/2013 12:13 PM
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
Interesting times

Give him all the love and guidance

God bless
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Can you video tape him when he has an intelligent episode? You'll have more proof.
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
go get a dna test to answer that question!
 Quoting: JACKHAMMMER


Why do I need a dna test? the babies mine.
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I thought it was the aliens? Keep your story straight
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07/18/2013 12:17 PM
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
Can you video tape him when he has an intelligent episode? You'll have more proof.
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I'm afraid not, for the safety and protection.
as people higher up in the government are already after him.
We've moved house god knows how many times.
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07/18/2013 12:19 PM
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
go get a dna test to answer that question!
 Quoting: JACKHAMMMER


Why do I need a dna test? the babies mine.
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then it's obviously not of alien origin, unless your wife is an alien.

stahp being a derp
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shut up troll, you know nothing.
She had been taken by aliens many times.
they did experiments on her.... future replies by you will be ignored. as your just wasting your own time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43148850


How many times? Do you have any proof of any of this?
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Why do I need a dna test? the babies mine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43148850


then it's obviously not of alien origin, unless your wife is an alien.

stahp being a derp
 Quoting: John Everytard




shut up troll, you know nothing.
She had been taken by aliens many times.
they did experiments on her.... future replies by you will be ignored. as your just wasting your own time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43148850


How many times? Do you have any proof of any of this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27076440


Yes I have proof. but I'm unable to publish/release any of it. because if word get's out. We'll be hunted down.
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07/18/2013 12:25 PM
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
Amazing ! he looks very intelligent......very alert and aware.
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07/18/2013 12:28 PM
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
My son makes things happen sorta like that, but more subtle. Like making electronic things do weird things(again I shrug this off as things with circuits and cpus tend to malfunction from time to time), to making things fall(again I shrug it off as everything around us is constantly moving and when a certain temperature hits certain objects they tend to expand or move), and at the early years he was able to speak to my wife and I telepathically, but again theres a common explanation that parents have a certain sixth sense when it comes to their children. I can't say the supernorm exists nor can I disqualify it.

You are not going to show any proof nor are you going to show any evidence that your child indeed does do this sort of thing, but instead you type with jest of words on a computer screen across internets, therefore your truth is very questionable. You are going to continue to tell stories and try and also convince us your son is special, but until you grow some balls and understand security and encrytion exists and making your proof by simply recording such event, (YOUR SON LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER BABY) you are speaking through a blow horn and thats all. The 'agencies' or 'feds' will not recognize your baby from the millions of other babies in the united states, so making a video of just him is very easy and not risky at all. Thank you op.
H W S A X R E P O D L A
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07/18/2013 12:29 PM
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
your wife is having sex with someone else
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07/18/2013 12:30 PM
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
umm that's not your baby

[link to x-files.wikia.com]
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07/18/2013 12:31 PM
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
umm that's not your baby

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it is mine.
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07/18/2013 12:35 PM
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
I gave birth to one of these. He was born laughing. He made things move and appear/disappear as a baby. Started talking in full sentences by 12 months. His IQ was tested at UW at age 4 to be 161. He received his PHD in Astrophysics at age 24, and now is working on exo-planet and asteroid research.
He has very blonde hair and blue eyes- nobody in my family or his fathers is Nordic looking. He is O- blood type.
I am an abductee.
Don't vaccinate.
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07/18/2013 12:48 PM

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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
What a cutie pie!! What's his name?
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07/18/2013 12:50 PM
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:jjc4:
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lmao
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
nice lil kid! Grats.
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What a cutie pie!! What's his name?
 Quoting: CigarTigher


His name is William ;') and thanks he is.
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
umm that's not your baby

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it is mine.
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nope
M*walk
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Re: My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.
I'm sorry if I don't have a country flag next to my name. I have no idea why it hasn't got one. However I am from The United States of America. And currently live in CA.

Our baby was born perfectly Human, but began to show signs of intelligent's when he would turn the lights on and off. when it has just been him and my wife alone in the room.

We have also been seeing strange lights above our house a lot lately. (not aircraft's). I strongly believe that my wife was abducted and has been implanted.

For those who are going to troll this thread, and call me a liar I have attached a photo. Of my son.. who is the most amazing thing to ever come into my life ;').

I just know he is being watched and looked over,
from above..

Feel free to ask me anything.

[link to s11.postimg.org]

Sorry I don't know how to directly add a photo to this thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43148850


giorgio1
Eu não posso viver Eu não posso respirar, a menos que você faça isso comigo
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then it's obviously not of alien origin, unless your wife is an alien.

stahp being a derp
 Quoting: John Everytard




shut up troll, you know nothing.
She had been taken by aliens many times.
they did experiments on her.... future replies by you will be ignored. as your just wasting your own time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43148850


How many times? Do you have any proof of any of this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27076440


Yes I have proof. but I'm unable to publish/release any of it. because if word get's out. We'll be hunted down.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43148850


Ok, ok - I really want to believe this. BUT, every time I hear the "I'm unable to publish/release any of it. because if word get's out. We'll be hunted down." - especially AFTER you just posted a picture of said child on an open internet forum - uhhh... Sorry, but I gotta' raise it -


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Have you asked your uncle to corroborate the story?

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