My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.

umm that's not your baby

[link to x-files.wikia.com]

go get a dna test to answer that question!

BUSTED!

umm that's not your baby

[link to x-files.wikia.com]

Actually for those saying my baby is from The X-Files.
you are wrong. while he might look exactly like him. I can confirm with you now that he is not him.....

Actually for those saying my baby is from The X-Files.
you are wrong. while he might look exactly like him. I can confirm with you now that he is not him.....

Actually for those saying my baby is from The X-Files.
you are wrong. while he might look exactly like him. I can confirm with you now that he is not him.....

Actually for those saying my baby is from The X-Files.
you are wrong. while he might look exactly like him. I can confirm with you now that he is not him.....

I gave birth to one of these. He was born laughing. He made things move and appear/disappear as a baby. Started talking in full sentences by 12 months. His IQ was tested at UW at age 4 to be 161. He received his PHD in Astrophysics at age 24, and now is working on exo-planet and asteroid research.
He has very blonde hair and blue eyes- nobody in my family or his fathers is Nordic looking. He is O- blood type.
I am an abductee.
Don't vaccinate.

BUSTED!

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Oh yeah, thats safe. If there is any truth to ops claim, then him and his wife would probably suffer from a 'mysterious disappearance' or a murder/suicide and the baby would be gone.

OP, I would heed Loveless. Yes, parents of gifted children disappear all the time and the child ends up in some government program.

Perhaps you could start installing survival insticts in the child so when you do disappear and your child is captured he responds with hostility to his captors. Try teaching your child religious law or at least basic law with responses to violations of the law.

You should read the posts and responses before feeding the troll.