My wife gave Birth to a Alien Baby.

go get a dna test to answer that question!

Why do I need a dna test? the babies mine.

then it's obviously not of alien origin, unless your wife is an alien.

stahp being a derp

The wife's screwing Jesus, the gardener?

shut up troll, you know nothing.
She had been taken by aliens many times.
they did experiments on her.... future replies by you will be ignored. as your just wasting your own time.

If ur the baby's father the whole reason for this thread is pointless!!

yup....that's an alien alright. most are nowadays, you just don't realize it until puberty when they develop a forked tongue.

:alien baby: he looks like a good boy op! count your blessings and 12 gauge the aliens!!

My neighbor up the street gave birth to a pencil neck geek. Which is worse?

Interesting times

Give him all the love and guidance

God bless

Can you video tape him when he has an intelligent episode? You'll have more proof.

I thought it was the aliens? Keep your story straight

I'm afraid not, for the safety and protection.
as people higher up in the government are already after him.
We've moved house god knows how many times.

How many times? Do you have any proof of any of this?

Yes I have proof. but I'm unable to publish/release any of it. because if word get's out. We'll be hunted down.

Amazing ! he looks very intelligent......very alert and aware.

My son makes things happen sorta like that, but more subtle. Like making electronic things do weird things(again I shrug this off as things with circuits and cpus tend to malfunction from time to time), to making things fall(again I shrug it off as everything around us is constantly moving and when a certain temperature hits certain objects they tend to expand or move), and at the early years he was able to speak to my wife and I telepathically, but again theres a common explanation that parents have a certain sixth sense when it comes to their children. I can't say the supernorm exists nor can I disqualify it.

You are not going to show any proof nor are you going to show any evidence that your child indeed does do this sort of thing, but instead you type with jest of words on a computer screen across internets, therefore your truth is very questionable. You are going to continue to tell stories and try and also convince us your son is special, but until you grow some balls and understand security and encrytion exists and making your proof by simply recording such event, (YOUR SON LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER BABY) you are speaking through a blow horn and thats all. The 'agencies' or 'feds' will not recognize your baby from the millions of other babies in the united states, so making a video of just him is very easy and not risky at all. Thank you op.

your wife is having sex with someone else

umm that's not your baby

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it is mine.

I gave birth to one of these. He was born laughing. He made things move and appear/disappear as a baby. Started talking in full sentences by 12 months. His IQ was tested at UW at age 4 to be 161. He received his PHD in Astrophysics at age 24, and now is working on exo-planet and asteroid research.
He has very blonde hair and blue eyes- nobody in my family or his fathers is Nordic looking. He is O- blood type.
I am an abductee.
Don't vaccinate.

What a cutie pie!! What's his name?

nice lil kid! Grats.

His name is William ;') and thanks he is.

nope

Ok, ok - I really want to believe this. BUT, every time I hear the "I'm unable to publish/release any of it. because if word get's out. We'll be hunted down." - especially AFTER you just posted a picture of said child on an open internet forum - uhhh... Sorry, but I gotta' raise it -





Have you asked your uncle to corroborate the story?