I'm White, and I have no guilt regarding my behavior toward anyone. Any privilege I have is what I earned, and I'll keep it, thank you.

I would like to apologize to the world on behalf of all the black people for their uncontrolled anger and who've damaged people and things; and who've destroyed our language beyond repair. I assure you that they all sincerely feel guilty and wish to make amends for their inexcusable behavior. I apologize on behalf of all black folks for the damage that Trevon Martin and his thug friends delivered to our country, and on behalf of the verbally thuggish Al Sharpton and criminal Jessie Jackson for their attacks on the American System and its freedoms.

And I also apologize on behalf the mulatto imposter who thinks that the thug Trevon Martin looks like his imaginary son. The poor chap's delusional.