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I sneezed and this came out. What is it?

 
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I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
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I've been having a weird headache at the very top of my nose. Like right up where my eyes are. Kinda like sinus pressure but more intense. I'd blow and blow and nothing changed. I kept taking sinus medication. Nothing. I tried netty pot. Nothing. Today I sneeze and what this thing is shot out like a bullet.
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07/19/2013 10:29 PM
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
look kinda like a dried up maggot....kinda
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07/19/2013 10:29 PM
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
you are mentally ill.
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07/19/2013 10:31 PM
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
Those go in urectum not ursinus.
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07/19/2013 10:32 PM
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
a dried maggot
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07/19/2013 10:32 PM
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
look kinda like a dried up maggot....kinda
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no. it was like a soft gelatin plastic. with something inside.
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07/19/2013 10:32 PM
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
It's your RFID implant!!!
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07/19/2013 10:32 PM

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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
It was part of your brain
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07/19/2013 10:37 PM
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
dissect it.
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07/19/2013 10:41 PM
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
RFID or implant. Looks like the ones used to track animals.
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07/19/2013 10:46 PM
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
Your penis.

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07/19/2013 10:51 PM
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
Nano-nuclear submarine obviously. There is a team of nano-bio-engineers on board and they plan on shrinking to the size of a DNA strand to alter your genetic disposition of balding hair and overweight physical condition.
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07/19/2013 10:55 PM
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07/19/2013 10:56 PM
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wtf some sort of implant?
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07/19/2013 10:56 PM
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
Don't want make you sick but that is a roach egg.

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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
It's your RFID implant!!!
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07/19/2013 10:57 PM
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
Don't want make you sick but that is a roach egg.

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lol hell no it wasn't no roach egg.
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
A grain of wild rice.
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07/19/2013 10:58 PM
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
Don't want make you sick but that is a roach egg.

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lol hell no it wasn't no roach egg.
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Hehe I hope not too.
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07/19/2013 11:02 PM

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It is an RFID Chip.
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
Aliens.
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Re: I sneezed and this came out. What is it?
Don't want make you sick but that is a roach egg.

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lol hell no it wasn't no roach egg.
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Im a big man, and there is not a lot of things that scare me, but I am terrified of roaches for some reason. The thought that a roach would crawl in my nose and lay eggs... makes me want to kill myself.
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