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I sneezed so hard I jizzed my pants at work today and now I think I am going to get fired. This happen to anyone else? Anything I can do?

 
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07/19/2013 10:34 PM
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I sneezed so hard I jizzed my pants at work today and now I think I am going to get fired. This happen to anyone else? Anything I can do?
Sneezed while i was tucking my boner up in my belt at work today. I jizzed all over the bottom of my shirt. when i sneezed the shirt got jizz wet and you could kind of see it.

the woman I was takling to touched it. the jizz seep through and was ab it sticky. she put it in her mouth and knew it was jizz right away.

she went to hr I think i am going to get fired. What should I do?
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07/19/2013 10:36 PM
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Re: I sneezed so hard I jizzed my pants at work today and now I think I am going to get fired. This happen to anyone else? Anything I can do?
Does this chloroform taste like jizz to you?
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07/19/2013 10:38 PM
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Re: I sneezed so hard I jizzed my pants at work today and now I think I am going to get fired. This happen to anyone else? Anything I can do?
well try to s3x her.
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07/19/2013 10:42 PM
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Re: I sneezed so hard I jizzed my pants at work today and now I think I am going to get fired. This happen to anyone else? Anything I can do?
Nice story. Tell it to Reader's Digest.
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07/19/2013 10:47 PM
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Re: I sneezed so hard I jizzed my pants at work today and now I think I am going to get fired. This happen to anyone else? Anything I can do?
firing at work will get ya fired
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Re: I sneezed so hard I jizzed my pants at work today and now I think I am going to get fired. This happen to anyone else? Anything I can do?
get a sex change and become one of dem transtesticles unclejanetsjunk

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