You forgot Huey Long. He was going to be president. He had this wonderful idea about confiscating all rich people's assets over a certain amount. I love that idea. No one in this country should have more than $100,000,000. Anything above that needs taxed at 100%.

Anyway, a preacher begged him for 5 minutes of his time. He said "If Jesus himself was here I would not have 5 minutes for him." He turned around, took 2 steps and was assassinated. Guess he should have spent the 5 minutes.