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!!Breaking - Don't Eat Chia Seeds!!!!

 
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I eat chia seeds every day with oatmeal. No bowel problems at all. IMO they're great.
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This is happening everywhere, and if they X-ray you they
will find a Chia Pet in your intestinal tract which will have to
be removed in a painful surgical operation.
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Thanks for the heads up, I just learned about these yesterday but I'm not really a health food junky anyway.
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OP just take MMS orally and in an enema bag
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Toxin cleanser MMS warning issued in Canada

[link to www.cbc.ca]
 Quoting: TEOTWAIKI


No shit huh?

It's BLEACH like everyone has been telling you boneheads
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42392596


Hey, bonehead, might want to see what both the EPA and the CDC had to say in their in-house studies on the subject. Long story short, "chlorine dioxide is NOT BLEACH, it is an OXIDIZER". Says so right in one of the reports. Oh, and they also found it to be safe, so long as you are taking in adequate iodine in your diet.

Read and learn how they are lying to the public, because MMS can put the pharmaceutical industry out of business:

[link to www.atsdr.cdc.gov]

[link to www.epa.gov]


Not to mention the more than 100 products that are out on the shelves right now that you INGEST, including your drinking water, which already contain Chlorine dioxide, as approved by the FDA.

And, guys, those of you who do want to try this, please follow the NEW protocol (find online at Jim Humble's website), where you get an 8-ounce glass bottle with a screw-on cap. On the first day, add only ONE DROP of activated MMS to 8 ounces of filtered water. Take in 8 divided doses throughout the day. Each day, add one more drop to the 8 ounces of filtered water, until you reach a total of 24 drops (for average adult weight). Remember, one bottle of 8 ounces of solution is broken up into eight divided doses, with at least one hour between each dose. Don't eat with the doses, either. One last thing...No vitamin C while taking this. It completely negates the MMS.

And now I wait, for the onslaught of big pharma shills, because they have what seems to be a small army of paid naysayers and alarmists who can do nothing but scream, "It is bleach! It will kill you!". They search for any ongoing threads online about this subject and go full retard on the subject.

Just watch.
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I have some chia seeds in the pantry, but I've never eaten them. I'll make sure to soak them before I try them, and won't eat too much at once. Good thread.
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Remember that chia seeds are supposed to be taken with a restricted caloric intake. If you are eating chia seeds, which should only be 100% organic, then you should have cut your normal eating by half. If you are dumping them on your normal huge diet then you are a damn fool!

With that said, I've been eating organic chia seeds in my smoothies and salads for about six months now. I feel like a million dollars and I've dropped a ton of weight.

The primary benefit of chia seeds is to curb your hunger. They work because they expand. If you're eating them on top of regular meals then you need to research better and learn your lesson.
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this!
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all of these problems go away if you take sprouted/germinated chia seeds
basically, all seeds are potentially toxic unless they are sprouted
there is only one company that knows how to sprout chia seeds and they are awesome!
google it
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Like a previous poster said chia seeds need to be soaked. My husband was a borderline type2 diabetic, and I fixed chia gel,made a pudding of sorts and he ate that for breakfast. I found the recipe from a raw food site. Unsweetened coco the powdered type for baking light agave syrup, and he was very content with that. He had no adverse side effects at all, he just got tried of it after about two months, and requested a change for breakfast.
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All this negativity and people bashing over Chia seeds tells me they must be spectacular for us!! I'll keep eating mine thanks! And by the way, of course, no bowel problems here, so give it up shills.
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Love the one comment on there where the dude speculates that people feel bad because they are being detoxified, the funny part is the end, as he proclaims this his "Loose theory", really? When everyone is talking about diarrhea? loose theory?
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All those morans with negative experiences weren't soaking the chia seeds before consuming them. Then again, you can't really blame them, since morans in health food companies put unsoaked chia seeds in energy bars and other hard-to-digest crap. But traditionally, chia seeds were consumed after soaking them in water. You should use about 8 times the volume of water as the seeds, otherwise they will further expand in your digestive tract by pulling water out of your body and dehydrating you.
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There is a new drink that has chia in it.
I wouldn't drink it because they are weird - like tapioca
Look like frog eggs to me. Yuk! But friends imbibe fine.

I prefer hemp seeds. very soft and small sesame type seed. great to sprinkle in yoghurt. Super food. Imported from Canada to healthfood stores.
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All those morans with negative experiences weren't soaking the chia seeds before consuming them. Then again, you can't really blame them, since morans in health food companies put unsoaked chia seeds in energy bars and other hard-to-digest crap. But traditionally, chia seeds were consumed after soaking them in water. You should use about 8 times the volume of water as the seeds, otherwise they will further expand in your digestive tract by pulling water out of your body and dehydrating you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29151138

There is a new drink that has chia in it.
I wouldn't drink it because they are weird - like tapioca
Look like frog eggs to me
. Yuk! But friends imbibe fine.

I prefer hemp seeds. very soft and small sesame type seed. great to sprinkle in yoghurt. Super food. Imported from Canada to healthfood stores.
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that's because they've been properly soaked
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Been having them in kombucha for over a year. No problems.
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Chia seeds are not Paleo, so I don't know why paleo people are all discussing that.
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Why the fuck are people eating chia seeds?

Is this some new retarded diet fad I never heard about?
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Pfffttt... as if anyone was stupid enough to jump on the chia seed bandwagon anyway. These freakin' paleo "bro science" sites love stating the obvious.

Old news. Someone tell them to get with the program.
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I have never had issues with chia seeds even when "raw", though by raw I mean either sprinkled on yogurt or baked into a cracker, not eating them dry by the spoonful lol.
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I've been adding chia seed to my cereal for one week and have experienced a very severe reaction in the way of an itchy rash/hives all over my body but most especially my back. I'm in the process of drinking lots of water and having enemas to try to correct whatever the the little blighters have caused. By the way psyllium husks did exactly the same thing a few weeks ago....they both expand in water so perhaps this is the property that is to blame once it enters the gut. Looking forward to sleeping again soon:(
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Why the fuck are people eating chia seeds?

Is this some new retarded diet fad I never heard about?
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The inventor of the Chia Pet needed a new product line?
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And another. This SHIT is not being reported elsewhere. WTF:




I had a horrible experience with chia seeds. I bought them at Costco a little over a month ago and started with putting a tablespoon into my spinach smoothies in the morning. I tolerated them fine for about a month, then suddenly had a horrible reaction. I had eaten a dry tablespoon of chia, followed by my dinner (grilled chicken and potatoes). After dinner, my stomach started burning, I started sweating, and I vomited. I then suffered diarrhea about (sometimes every 30 minutes) for the next two days. I stopped taking chia for a few days and tried it again with my morning smoothie. I suffered again with horrible diarrhea for the rest of the day. I took another couple days off chia and decided to try it in a pudding, soaked in almond milk and honey. I had horrible diarrhea again. That night when I was in bed, my stomach was burning so bad that it was hardly bearable. That was exactly a week ago and I will never touch chia again. My stomach still does not feel quite right but is slowly getting better.
There is not a lot of information out there about the potential for negative effects of chia, and I have been a little worried about the possibility of an underlying condition causing the reactions. It is nice to see that I am not the only one who cannot tolerate chia seeds!

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Chia seeds don't agree with me either, major bloating the first time I tried them and I haven't been game to try them again. Slippery elm powder(capsules) for several days will help to soothe your poor intestinal tract. I swear by the stuff for helping soothe my insides after a dose of food poisoning.
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OP just take MMS orally and in an enema bag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42392596



Toxin cleanser MMS warning issued in Canada

[link to www.cbc.ca]
 Quoting: TEOTWAIKI


No shit huh?

It's BLEACH like everyone has been telling you boneheads
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42392596


Hey, bonehead, might want to see what both the EPA and the CDC had to say in their in-house studies on the subject. Long story short, "chlorine dioxide is NOT BLEACH, it is an OXIDIZER". Says so right in one of the reports. Oh, and they also found it to be safe, so long as you are taking in adequate iodine in your diet.

Read and learn how they are lying to the public, because MMS can put the pharmaceutical industry out of business:

[link to www.atsdr.cdc.gov]

[link to www.epa.gov]


Not to mention the more than 100 products that are out on the shelves right now that you INGEST, including your drinking water, which already contain Chlorine dioxide, as approved by the FDA.

And, guys, those of you who do want to try this, please follow the NEW protocol (find online at Jim Humble's website), where you get an 8-ounce glass bottle with a screw-on cap. On the first day, add only ONE DROP of activated MMS to 8 ounces of filtered water. Take in 8 divided doses throughout the day. Each day, add one more drop to the 8 ounces of filtered water, until you reach a total of 24 drops (for average adult weight). Remember, one bottle of 8 ounces of solution is broken up into eight divided doses, with at least one hour between each dose. Don't eat with the doses, either. One last thing...No vitamin C while taking this. It completely negates the MMS.

And now I wait, for the onslaught of big pharma shills, because they have what seems to be a small army of paid naysayers and alarmists who can do nothing but scream, "It is bleach! It will kill you!". They search for any ongoing threads online about this subject and go full retard on the subject.

Just watch.
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I did the MMS detox for 4 weeks. I'm going to go on it again pretty soon.
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Indians ate Chia seeds on long journeys and I'm sure they didn't soak them first....but they weren't eating much else either.
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I had a turd I turned into a chia put....it was covered with chia hair...
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GMO Chia seeds

Just like allergies to peanuts.
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RADIOACTIVE Fukushima GMO Chia seeds = instant death.
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have eaten a spoonful or two as an ingredient in soups
and stir frys for a few years now with no negative
effects, and seemingly quite a few positive ones.
unless you're getting a lot of omega 3's from fish
(possibly fukishima or mercury tainted) or flaxseed
(serious rancidity issues), there are not really any good
alternatives.

just don't go wild consuming too much chia, and if you
don't soak it first, make sure you're drinking plenty of
liquids to keep things inside you flowing nicely.
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I tried Chia seeds today. My stomach started hurting so bad I couldn't move. Tried to goto the bathroom very little relief. All of a sudden I started throwing up like crazy. I will throw these away. Never again. Wish you all well with yours.
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I love eating healthy! I had chia seed pop corn for a healthier snack yesterday and today i am paying severely with stomach bloat and nausia. Could not muster any energy for my workout which I love and dont want to get in my swim suit to waterski because the bloating is that bad! I will NEVER eat chia anything again!
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I love eating healthy! I had chia seed pop corn for a healthier snack yesterday and today i am paying severely with stomach bloat and nausia. Could not muster any energy for my workout which I love and dont want to get in my swim suit to waterski because the bloating is that bad! I will NEVER eat chia anything again!
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I put Chia Seeds in my yogurt every morning for breakfast. I have never had any problems. I also don't soak mine.
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The fuck is a chia seed?





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