Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 3,396 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 2,059,109
Pageviews Today: 2,741,975Threads Today: 457Posts Today: 9,507
05:31 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

A Steaming Pile of Poop

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 43797307
United States
07/21/2013 03:27 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
...


Where is it then?

All you posted was some crap about jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43778991


Don't argue with a crystal meth addict, just sticking with the program:
1 Find some lame shit on youtube
2 Post a link on GLP
3 Get a shitload of hf *5s and green karma from a bunch of zombies reinforcing your confidence that you're 100% right and you accomplished something today, failing to realize it's a circle jerk
4 Repeat step 1
5 ????
6 PROFIT!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43532266

The belief that OP is a crystal meth addict who's posting this for PROFIT, is also an unproven religious belief, same as OP believing Jesus has done all the work so that Christians can just believe Jesus to be saved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43797307


If it's not for some sort of profit (whether it's just dealing with self-esteem and uncertainty), when a member of the enclosed circle jerk posts some sickening why do all the rest applaud instead of thinking twice and criticizing it? You jack eachother because of your own insecurities.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43532266

If you are so sure many here jack each other because of insecurities, then that's unproven religious belief too. Instead of blindly believing in your own unproven religious belief, you could probably ask them one by one what's their motive to applaud.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 43797307
United States
07/21/2013 03:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
Figured this was a jebus thread seeing as it was posted by LL.
The title confirms that is in fact about jebus...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43799821

The belief that Jesus is not real, mocked as jebus, is also a religious belief.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43797307


Correct! I LOVE Jebus...he's my homie and my bumbuddy ;-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43799821

So you admit you worship a streaming pile of poop, your jebus?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 43784683
United States
07/21/2013 03:51 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
dont need to see the vid to know that one lisa

when you have someone tell you that they park their car and have the radio play their sermon to them through the car speakers while a preacher stands in the middle of a parking lot to preach

you know something aint right with this crowd

gluttony is their down fall...and ignor-ance is their bliss

300lbs of pure jebus fun

good thing about all this is the jebus stuff only lasts a day or so

then they run out of gass...and then they start being the devils they truly are
Lisa*Lisa (OP)

User ID: 21057428
United States
07/21/2013 03:53 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
finished1
Have You Accepted Jesus As Your Savior Yet? What Are You Waiting For?

____________________________


"Tell them, I love them" - Jesus Christ

"If love were a tree, compassion would be its fruit." - unknown
____________________________

A dear friend's website [link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

_____________________________

Do you have questions about God or need a friend to talk to? Email me at LisaLovesJesus7@gmail.com
___________________________

2 Corinthians 12:9 - "Each time he said, "My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness." So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me."

_________________________

One of the greatest things you can do for God is to show love to His other kids.
Lisa*Lisa (OP)

User ID: 21057428
United States
07/21/2013 03:54 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
Sorry that I haven't replied to the posts guys, I'm having a hard time sitting up due to my back.

God bless everyone, glad you enjoyed the video!

hf
Have You Accepted Jesus As Your Savior Yet? What Are You Waiting For?

____________________________


"Tell them, I love them" - Jesus Christ

"If love were a tree, compassion would be its fruit." - unknown
____________________________

A dear friend's website [link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

_____________________________

Do you have questions about God or need a friend to talk to? Email me at LisaLovesJesus7@gmail.com
___________________________

2 Corinthians 12:9 - "Each time he said, "My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness." So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me."

_________________________

One of the greatest things you can do for God is to show love to His other kids.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 43290921
United States
07/21/2013 04:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
wake up and smell the mind control
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43484651

Yes, you should. The Atheist mind control that is.
Can a religion be a form of mind control, most certainly.
Yet having Religion is not equal to having Faith or Belief in something.
That is where you have been mislead, and are under someone's mind control project.
We as adults believe many things, some correct, some not. If you are being lead around by someone else or are stuck to a certain set of required beliefs, that is mind control.
Most here would accuse Christianity of that, yet it is the denomination or sects of religion and not Christianity itself, that is to blame. True Christianity has certain Core belief, as and thing does that defines it. Biblical Christianity contained few rules, and fewer requirements. Most of them were regarding the Basics of the belief in God.

It's today's denominations and sects that create all the rules and control systems, as this is what all mankind does in everything that they have control of, be it Religion, Politics or Social Issues.

So if you are so wanting to escape from "mind control", leave the internet(Social mind control), To a place where there are no people or laws(more Social mind Control), where there is no Government(Political mind Control), and find God without religion(Religious mind Control), and DO NOT let any one else live there or you will be guilty of using "mind control" on them!.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22896601
United Kingdom
07/21/2013 04:10 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
I dont get why this thread is still open?

Most other people's threads get deleted when they falsify the title to the actual content.

Lisa has simply tried to trick people into watching this nonsense by giving it a 'risque' heading.

Shallow tricks Lisa, very shallow.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 20517650
United States
07/21/2013 04:34 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
Lisa, I have always thought that your threads were a steaming pile of poop.

I'm glad that you finally agree.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 39249078
United States
07/21/2013 04:52 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
Lisa has simply tried to trick people into watching this nonsense by giving it a 'risque' heading.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22896601


What were you expecting, AC? A picture of poop?


Shallow tricks Lisa, very shallow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22896601


Not at all. The title of the video has 'poop' in it.

I think, AC, that you scrapping for ANYTHING to say against OP.


Lisa*Lisa, another fine thread. I always separate religion from faith, because they're not the same thing.

Faith is following God, the God of Israel, the Lord of Hosts, the One True Living God. He gave us Lord Yeshua, the Risen Christ, so that we may have the Hope of Salvation. The Grace of God indeed.

Religion is mankind's interpretation of faith. And since man is quite fallible, then religion is not the way to go.

True Christianity is not religion; it's true faith.

Thanks again, Lisa*Lisa! hf
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 3123453
United States
07/21/2013 05:06 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
This post might get deleted because some don't like its content or it is not PC

I usually do get deleted off of these threads

but oh well...


Jesus Christ is the son of God.

His message has been defiled , confused over the years
and often those

trying to put forth his message are not true Christians themselves

so , this is a set up meant to fail.

A world that is hostile to the fact that Jesus Christ is the son of God

is a world that is soon to see some pretty horrific things

and the start of the Great Tribulation.

The Bible ; the Book of Revelation of John states in it

that

Many who were against God and his son in the past

who have to live in the hellish world of the Great Tribulation will

come to know the Lord Jesus Christ

The Tribulation will see one of the greatest waves of acceptance of Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 24816964
United States
07/21/2013 05:07 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
yes, it is a steaming pile of poop. thanks to what you christians have done with your christ's teachings. you are hypocritical, lying, ignorant, you are nothing at all like your own christ nor do you keep his commandments. you don't even try. you christians are ridiculous.

and you gloat when your hordes of intellectually rotten corpses seems to overrun, overpower, bully and shout down the naysayers, but when you are in the minority you grovel and beg for them to accept your damned ridiculous propositions, whine that their hearts are simply too hard, and cry that they won't believe your fairy tales, which are in reality laden with hooks and barbs meant to snag the gullible, the weak-minded and the hungry.

you're fucking pathetic. everything about you says that you come from Satan himself. your religion is shit. you made it that way.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16074559
United States
07/21/2013 05:10 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
NOT that I'm a "thumper" but there "may be" some food for thought here..."May be" - As in NOT guaranteed and Certainly NOT "for sure" in the "holy" books ! All of Which should have warning labels on them !

"CAUTION: This "book" contains personal opinions, conjecture and interpretations ! For Entertainment Purposes ONLY !"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 15129444
United States
07/21/2013 05:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
g-d did not deliver the people from Egypt, take them to Siani, give them the tablets of the laws, divinely instruct moses to write down the entire torah with all of the laws only so that we did not have to follow any of them.

It's true that we do so out of Joy, but that is not purely a Christian idea.

Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 3123453
United States
07/21/2013 05:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
yes, it is a steaming pile of poop. thanks to what you christians have done with your christ's teachings. you are hypocritical, lying, ignorant, you are nothing at all like your own christ nor do you keep his commandments. you don't even try. you christians are ridiculous.

and you gloat when your hordes of intellectually rotten corpses seems to overrun, overpower, bully and shout down the naysayers, but when you are in the minority you grovel and beg for them to accept your damned ridiculous propositions, whine that their hearts are simply too hard, and cry that they won't believe your fairy tales, which are in reality laden with hooks and barbs meant to snag the gullible, the weak-minded and the hungry.

you're fucking pathetic. everything about you says that you come from Satan himself. your religion is shit. you made it that way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24816964


Get away from me ...oh satan
Mary
User ID: 43242448
United States
07/21/2013 05:28 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
I dont get why this thread is still open?

Most other people's threads get deleted when they falsify the title to the actual content.

Lisa has simply tried to trick people into watching this nonsense by giving it a 'risque' heading.

Shallow tricks Lisa, very shallow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22896601


It is a pretty awful thread title and to relate it to Our Lord, oh my. Lisa has a good heart, she so wants everyone to turn to Jesus. I applaud her for that...

There is a prophecy given July 16, 2013 to a Protestant seer named Julie describing God's "awakening." The very same as Catholics have heard for years in their prophetic. This is the Great Warning as Catholics know it.

[link to www.IAmCallingYouNow.blogspot.com]


Shared on the Net today, a message to a Catholic seer from Sydney named Valentina. Her message confirms Our Lord's words to St. Faustina back in the 1930s. The world, everyone is going to see a Cross in the sky at the time of this "awakening." Catholics AND Protestant visionaries/seers are hearing the same now, no more gentle general speaking to prepare Protestants, Our Lord is stating things specifically to our brothers and sisters in Christ. Certainly means events prophesied are closer. There is one end time, believe, God is revealing to the world in prophecy what is coming.

+ + +

message to Valentina

16th June 2013

A Luminous Cross

Our Lord appeared with a Luminous Cross. He said, "Peace be with you My child, don't stumble and worry for all you see and hear in the world today. It is bad, very bad corrupted and sinful. Some people worry for these happenings in the world others don't seem to care so much, they just go through life ignoring things around them. The one world leaders try to make it possible to unite all things in one. It will happen, even one world religion.

Muslims think and try very hard to convince people to convert to Islam and they will succeed to a point. When this will come, I will say enough is enough when the right time comes. My children, do you think that I will permit all this to happen? Oh No!" He said, shaking His head.

"I shall manifest with all My power to protect My elect people and put My enemy the ancient serpent at the foot of My Holy Cross. He will have no more power to deceive My children in the world. I will give My visible sign between Heaven and earth. A Luminous Cross will appear in the sky and every one shall see it. It will be visible to all mankind that will tell them that I am the One that paid the price of Redemption. The victorious One. I Lord Jesus Christ, The King of Kings. Love Me and praise Me for all I have done to save you all."

Our Lord smiling said, "As for you My child proclaim My Word, fear not. Trust Me. I am always with you and follow you where ever you go. We are ONE." hf

Yahoo Groups - Seers 2
New Heart
The Lion of Justice

User ID: 38848264
United States
07/21/2013 05:34 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
11:11 means the resurrection-marriage consummation.



For by this nuptial union with Christ the Lord, nothing less may be expected but the fullness of the Godhead to
bring forth its Own increase, incorporating with the pure virgin-humanity (which is Christ in us) from whence all
fruitful gifts and powers of the Holy Ghost must unavoidably be brought forth.

This will show another day of
Pentecost, more durable, lasting, great and wonderful. And as the Apostles had power to transfer the Holy
Ghost by laying on of hands, so it will be renewed from those that are of this first resurrection-union of life
with Christ, who shall produce births of the Holy Ghost, by way of spiritual impregnation, in those who are in a
good degree made meet and qualified here for through purification by faith.

And thus shall the offspring of
Christ, in conjunction with the true Bride, spread forth upon the earth and multiply into a spiritual generation
that shall stand up in this latter day as distinguished from all others that have been only in a formal profession.

Jane Leade
Faithful and Truth
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 43808121
07/21/2013 05:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
Faith is following God, the God of Israel, the Lord of Hosts, the One True Living God. He gave us Lord Yeshua, the Risen Christ, so that we may have the Hope of Salvation. The Grace of God indeed.

Religion is mankind's interpretation of faith. And since man is quite fallible, then religion is not the way to go.

True Christianity is not religion; it's true faith.

Thanks again, Lisa*Lisa! hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39249078


And what is the devoid conceptual 'faith' other than a cop out? Could a person accused of high treason say in his defense "I'm devoted to my country but I consider the government, the judicial system, the constitution and the legislation to be invalid." By the way, unlike the protestant denominations which are indeed the result of individual interpretations, the Orthodox and the Catholic churches have the apostolic succession and remain legitimate in any circumstances.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1350830
Germany
07/21/2013 06:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
worst thread ever 1*
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 39249078
United States
07/21/2013 06:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
Faith is following God, the God of Israel, the Lord of Hosts, the One True Living God. He gave us Lord Yeshua, the Risen Christ, so that we may have the Hope of Salvation. The Grace of God indeed.

Religion is mankind's interpretation of faith. And since man is quite fallible, then religion is not the way to go.

True Christianity is not religion; it's true faith.

Thanks again, Lisa*Lisa! hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39249078


And what is the devoid conceptual 'faith' other than a cop out? Could a person accused of high treason say in his defense "I'm devoted to my country but I consider the government, the judicial system, the constitution and the legislation to be invalid." By the way, unlike the protestant denominations which are indeed the result of individual interpretations, the Orthodox and the Catholic churches have the apostolic succession and remain legitimate in any circumstances.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43808121


So you're catholic? Are you defending dogma? Watch this please.

[link to www.youtube.com]
Mary
User ID: 43242448
United States
07/21/2013 06:13 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
g-d did not deliver the people from Egypt, take them to Siani, give them the tablets of the laws, divinely instruct moses to write down the entire torah with all of the laws only so that we did not have to follow any of them.

It's true that we do so out of Joy, but that is not purely a Christian idea.

Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15129444


Why do you speak as if it is still the Old Covenant? This is the New Covenant!

Where is the "tabernacle" in the New Covenant? In every
Catholic Church, Jesus is there. Believe.

The anti-Christ's plan, He wishes to abolish Our Lord's presence in the most Holy Eucharist, the "abomination of desolation."

God is going to warn humanity of the anti-Christ's plan during the Great Warning. It is way past some Christian's (because they do not believe), their general "Jesus is coming soon." Our Lord has revealed more, for years. Remember, remember, accept Jesus' presence in the most Holy Eucharist. Ask Our Lord, believe now. Don't wait...

+ + +

[link to www.mensajesdelbuenpastorenoc.org]

Message to Pastor Enoch

~ a translation ~

March 25, 2013 8:35 A.M.

SACRAMENT JESUS' CALL TO CATHOLIC WORLD

My peace be with you!

Pray so that the vicar of my church can guide my flock in these times of so much confusion and apostasy! The enemies of my church, infiltrated in the Peter's See, want to manipulate my vicar so that he reforms my church, according with them, the church today should be modernized for stay abreast with the mankind changes. Pray for this does not happen and my vicar can remain firm in the Peter's See.

A false ecumenism would exchange the doctrine of my church and my gospel would not be more spiritual food for my flock; the arrival of false ecumenism, would set the groundwork of polytheistic church where my Holy Spirit will not dwell; my houses will stop being my dwellings for converts it in pagans' gods dwelling.

My children, when you begin to heart that my church will open it to other religious doctrines, my flock will know, that abomination time has began and I will not be neither dwell in my own houses, I would be taken out from my own house, my temples would be looted and the silence of my Tabernacles profaned; my Body and my Divinity would roll along the ground. When this began to happen and my Holy Sacrifice be suspended, I ask you, my children that do not go to my houses, because I will not be there. Impious will seize them and will make my sacred precincts a den of thieves.

How painful is this outrage to my divinity that I will receive from some of my own relatives! As Judas they will hand over my church, which is Me, to my adversary's hands. The new church that want to implement, would belong to my adversary; contraries religious and doctrines and pagans' gods would occupy my houses where I dwelt and I was giving myself as a food for my people.

My name would be defiled by the new owners of my sacred precincts; relativism, pantheism, polytheism, new age with its full doctrine and the rest of doctrines of darkness, would be fundamentals of the new church. My people sing plaintive song and wear mourning cloths; make prayer, fasting and penance for my loved church will be crucified, and with her, your Eternal Shepherd! I tell again pray and pray for my vicar for he would not allow such an abomination and would be stopped the course of these events. My peace I give you, my peace I leave you. Repent and convert for the kingdom of God is at hand. Your Sacrament Jesus. The Beloved which is not loved.

Make my messages known to all mankind.
Orange

User ID: 27786612
Canada
07/21/2013 06:15 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
Please watch this short 4 minute message of truth.






Jesus & Love = TRUTH & Everlasting Life




gloryinsky88
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


I call this the religion of the spirit.-If some one is in Christ he is a new creature..

Just remember Jesus teachings on The Vine and the branches,
That is the good religion. Abiding in him it's only what we have to do. imo.

Faith son of God.
Those who seek God seek everything, those who find God find everything.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 43811567
Romania
07/21/2013 06:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
Please watch this short 4 minute message of truth.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Did you spend at least four minutes checking the background of that cult? If so, what's your opinion?

[link to marshillrefuge.blogspot.com]
Lisa*Lisa (OP)

User ID: 21057428
United States
07/21/2013 06:41 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
Lisa has simply tried to trick people into watching this nonsense by giving it a 'risque' heading.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22896601


What were you expecting, AC? A picture of poop?


Shallow tricks Lisa, very shallow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22896601


Not at all. The title of the video has 'poop' in it.

I think, AC, that you scrapping for ANYTHING to say against OP.


Lisa*Lisa, another fine thread. I always separate religion from faith, because they're not the same thing.

Faith is following God, the God of Israel, the Lord of Hosts, the One True Living God. He gave us Lord Yeshua, the Risen Christ, so that we may have the Hope of Salvation. The Grace of God indeed.

Religion is mankind's interpretation of faith. And since man is quite fallible, then religion is not the way to go.

True Christianity is not religion; it's true faith.

Thanks again, Lisa*Lisa! hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39249078


Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!

hf
Have You Accepted Jesus As Your Savior Yet? What Are You Waiting For?

____________________________


"Tell them, I love them" - Jesus Christ

"If love were a tree, compassion would be its fruit." - unknown
____________________________

A dear friend's website [link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

_____________________________

Do you have questions about God or need a friend to talk to? Email me at LisaLovesJesus7@gmail.com
___________________________

2 Corinthians 12:9 - "Each time he said, "My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness." So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me."

_________________________

One of the greatest things you can do for God is to show love to His other kids.
Lisa*Lisa (OP)

User ID: 21057428
United States
07/21/2013 06:42 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
I call this the religion of the spirit.-If some one is in Christ he is a new creature..

Just remember Jesus teachings on The Vine and the branches,
That is the good religion. Abiding in him it's only what we have to do. imo.

Faith son of God.
 Quoting: Orange


Great post, thank you!

hf
Have You Accepted Jesus As Your Savior Yet? What Are You Waiting For?

____________________________


"Tell them, I love them" - Jesus Christ

"If love were a tree, compassion would be its fruit." - unknown
____________________________

A dear friend's website [link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

_____________________________

Do you have questions about God or need a friend to talk to? Email me at LisaLovesJesus7@gmail.com
___________________________

2 Corinthians 12:9 - "Each time he said, "My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness." So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me."

_________________________

One of the greatest things you can do for God is to show love to His other kids.
Lisa*Lisa (OP)

User ID: 21057428
United States
07/21/2013 06:42 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
Lisa has a good heart, she so wants everyone to turn to Jesus. I applaud her for that...


 Quoting: Mary 43242448


Thank you Mary.

hf
Have You Accepted Jesus As Your Savior Yet? What Are You Waiting For?

____________________________


"Tell them, I love them" - Jesus Christ

"If love were a tree, compassion would be its fruit." - unknown
____________________________

A dear friend's website [link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

_____________________________

Do you have questions about God or need a friend to talk to? Email me at LisaLovesJesus7@gmail.com
___________________________

2 Corinthians 12:9 - "Each time he said, "My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness." So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me."

_________________________

One of the greatest things you can do for God is to show love to His other kids.
Lisa*Lisa (OP)

User ID: 21057428
United States
07/21/2013 06:47 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
I dont get why this thread is still open?

Most other people's threads get deleted when they falsify the title to the actual content.

Lisa has simply tried to trick people into watching this nonsense by giving it a 'risque' heading.

Shallow tricks Lisa, very shallow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22896601


LMAO!!!! This is hilarious! I needed a good laugh today AC, thank you! The best part is that you were serious!

1rof1

afro
Have You Accepted Jesus As Your Savior Yet? What Are You Waiting For?

____________________________


"Tell them, I love them" - Jesus Christ

"If love were a tree, compassion would be its fruit." - unknown
____________________________

A dear friend's website [link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

_____________________________

Do you have questions about God or need a friend to talk to? Email me at LisaLovesJesus7@gmail.com
___________________________

2 Corinthians 12:9 - "Each time he said, "My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness." So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me."

_________________________

One of the greatest things you can do for God is to show love to His other kids.
Orange

User ID: 27786612
Canada
07/21/2013 07:05 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
finished1
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Said Jesus in the farewell discourse:

“The time has now come for the Son of Man to be glorified, and the Father shall be glorified in me. My friends, I am to be with you only a little longer. Soon you will seek for me, but you will not find me, for I am going to a place to which you cannot, at this time, come. But when you have finished your work on earth as I have now finished mine, you shall then come to me even as I now prepare to go to my Father. In just a short time I am going to leave you, you will see me no more on earth, but you shall all see me in the age to come when you ascend to the kingdom which my Father has given to me.”

UB.
Those who seek God seek everything, those who find God find everything.
Nine's

User ID: 43203706
United States
07/21/2013 07:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
I missed what happened to your back, Lisa, but hope it will soon be well and you'll be pain free. Take care of yourself.
hugs
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 43797307
United States
07/22/2013 03:29 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
Faith is following God, the God of Israel, the Lord of Hosts, the One True Living God. He gave us Lord Yeshua, the Risen Christ, so that we may have the Hope of Salvation. The Grace of God indeed.

Religion is mankind's interpretation of faith. And since man is quite fallible, then religion is not the way to go.

True Christianity is not religion; it's true faith.

Thanks again, Lisa*Lisa! hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39249078


And what is the devoid conceptual 'faith' other than a cop out? Could a person accused of high treason say in his defense "I'm devoted to my country but I consider the government, the judicial system, the constitution and the legislation to be invalid." By the way, unlike the protestant denominations which are indeed the result of individual interpretations, the Orthodox and the Catholic churches have the apostolic succession and remain legitimate in any circumstances.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43808121

In other word, you're saying your Orthodox's and Catholic's pile of poop are 'holier than thou' compared to Protestant denominations' pile of poop.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 43797307
United States
07/22/2013 03:31 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: A Steaming Pile of Poop
worst thread ever 1*
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1350830

A subjective belief that a thread is worst while many others believe differently, is coming from a subjective streaming pile of poop belief system.

News