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Fat Fuck I work with is Fat and Lazy and Fat!

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/21/2013 09:30 PM
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Re: Fat Fuck I work with is Fat and Lazy and Fat!
You don't get to pick family members, and you don't get to pick co-workers.

Knuckle down...Suck it up...Quit Complaining...

It's Gods way of teaching Morans like yourself to learn patience, and tolerance for your fellow human beings.

The dude would probably trade places with you in a heartbeat, but he can't. Don't you think he knows he is a fat-ass, lazy fuck?

If you're going to be a fat-ass lazy fuck, then you should be the most outrageous fat-assed lazy fuck you can!

Could you provide more detail regarding the fat-ass?
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07/21/2013 09:52 PM
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You don't get to pick family members, and you don't get to pick co-workers.

Knuckle down...Suck it up...Quit Complaining...

It's Gods way of teaching Morans like yourself to learn patience, and tolerance for your fellow human beings.

The dude would probably trade places with you in a heartbeat, but he can't. Don't you think he knows he is a fat-ass, lazy fuck?

If you're going to be a fat-ass lazy fuck, then you should be the most outrageous fat-assed lazy fuck you can!

Could you provide more detail regarding the fat-ass?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43812811


I'm knuckling down! I've sucked it up and have earned the right to bitch about this fat fuck!

On the god thing, not turning this into a bible humping thread it's about a fat fuck who is lazy!

The dude does not have to be a fat fuck. He would not have to trade places if he would stop fucking eating all day. Maybe do his job daily. He does not deserve to trade places with me because I'm not a fat fuck, I could be if I lived my life like him though.

I do agree though if you are gonna be a fat ass lazy fat fuck you should be the the best fat ass lazy fuck possible! You better be thread worthy!

The lazy fat fuck is about 5'10 500lbs. Can't fit up narrow steps. Love rice pudding. Never wear socks with his shoes. Changes his words to sound like he is black when he talks to black people. Gets very angry when he has to do physical labor which is paid to do. He is a fat fuck!
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07/21/2013 09:53 PM
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Sodomize him immediately!!!
Anonymous Coward
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07/21/2013 09:55 PM
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Re: Fat Fuck I work with is Fat and Lazy and Fat!
Not currently, but I have in the past...

The most memorable was a guy that pretty much fit the same description, but with the added creepy factor of being covered with sores he was constantly picking the scabs from... In addition to this, he was supposedly a CLOWN, and would occasionally come into work in his clown stuff because he had done a birthday party or some crap before work... Overall he was a creepy lazy fatass...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43772678


Maybe he's fat, but I wouldn't typically call someone working two jobs lazy.
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07/21/2013 10:00 PM
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Sodomize him immediately!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43737871


So you are saying sodomize the fat lazy fuck?
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07/21/2013 10:06 PM
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this has been the funniest post tonight
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07/21/2013 10:09 PM
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Re: Fat Fuck I work with is Fat and Lazy and Fat!
I bet he has a little dick because most things don't grow too well in the shade......
Dinkytuff

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07/21/2013 10:12 PM

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beat him with socks filled with bars of soap and tell him to stop being such a fat fuck
 Quoting: putangcommando


Brilliant idea! He smells really bad too!! Once my boss had to have a conversation with him about his BO and stinky feet.

He is a lazy smelly fat fuck!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43810751


So I take it you like the guy.
And by and by Christopher Robin came to an end of things, and he was silent, and he sat there, looking out over the world, just wishing it wouldn't stop.

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I have asked the plants and the plants do not remember, the plants have asked the rocks and the rocks do not recall...even the rocks do not recall. Jak and Daxter Precurser Legacy
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07/21/2013 10:16 PM
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im a fat fuck,but after midnight it all turns to cock!!!!
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07/21/2013 10:19 PM
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did you mention he's fat ??
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07/21/2013 10:19 PM
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Re: Fat Fuck I work with is Fat and Lazy and Fat!
Not currently, but I have in the past...

The most memorable was a guy that pretty much fit the same description, but with the added creepy factor of being covered with sores he was constantly picking the scabs from... In addition to this, he was supposedly a CLOWN, and would occasionally come into work in his clown stuff because he had done a birthday party or some crap before work... Overall he was a creepy lazy fatass...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43772678


Maybe he's fat, but I wouldn't typically call someone working two jobs lazy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15015575


Being a pedo creeper clown hardly qualifies as a 'job'...
Kalona

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07/21/2013 10:20 PM

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He sits in his chair like Jabba The Hut and whines and complains anytime there is word to do. Many nights he falls asleep in his chair and fucking snores. He is fat and eats 3 meals in and right hour shift. He keeps getting his heart broke byfat woman and the rest of us at work have to listen to him cry and complain about these whores at work. He is fat and lazy! A fat and lazy fuck.

Do you have one of these fat fucks that works with you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43810751


I sense the hate flowing through you...


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Last Edited by Kalona on 07/21/2013 10:20 PM
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07/21/2013 10:27 PM
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Haul off and punch him right in his chins........
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07/21/2013 10:28 PM
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07/21/2013 10:29 PM

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I used to work with a fat guy who stunk. But he did have a super power. He would bring one of those little six pack coolers to work. It had 12 cans of soda, 6 full size sandwiches, 3 large bags of chips, enough candy bars that he had one in his hand all day long, a bag of carrots ( in case his mom looked in it) a book for when he had to poop, his walkman and earphones, his car keys, moist towelettes, (yeah that's gross) his billfold so he'd have money for the snack machines and an ice pack, I swear this is true, we opened It once and got caught cause we couldn't get it all back in.
And by and by Christopher Robin came to an end of things, and he was silent, and he sat there, looking out over the world, just wishing it wouldn't stop.

FEMA Sector VII

I have asked the plants and the plants do not remember, the plants have asked the rocks and the rocks do not recall...even the rocks do not recall. Jak and Daxter Precurser Legacy
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07/21/2013 10:31 PM
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He sits in his chair like Jabba The Hut and whines and complains anytime there is word to do. Many nights he falls asleep in his chair and fucking snores. He is fat and eats 3 meals in and right hour shift. He keeps getting his heart broke byfat woman and the rest of us at work have to listen to him cry and complain about these whores at work. He is fat and lazy! A fat and lazy fuck.

Do you have one of these fat fucks that works with you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43810751


I sense the hate flowing through you...


pope2
 Quoting: Kalona


I'm gonna strike him down with my saber!
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Haul off and punch him right in his chins........
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43737871


Best advice all night although I think he has cankles!
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07/21/2013 10:32 PM
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 Quoting: Copperhead


Yup about that size, just not nearly as active!
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07/21/2013 10:35 PM
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Re: Fat Fuck I work with is Fat and Lazy and Fat!
I used to work with a fat guy who stunk. But he did have a super power. He would bring one of those little six pack coolers to work. It had 12 cans of soda, 6 full size sandwiches, 3 large bags of chips, enough candy bars that he had one in his hand all day long, a bag of carrots ( in case his mom looked in it) a book for when he had to poop, his walkman and earphones, his car keys, moist towelettes, (yeah that's gross) his billfold so he'd have money for the snack machines and an ice pack, I swear this is true, we opened It once and got caught cause we couldn't get it all back in.
 Quoting: Dinkytuff


Disgusting! How can people allow themselves to become fat fucks like this? I mean lets be honest if anyone fat is reading this, this is what people do think and say about you behind you're back!
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07/21/2013 10:58 PM
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Re: Fat Fuck I work with is Fat and Lazy and Fat!
Let him catch you jerking off into his food.If he still eats it you will then know that he's not only a fat pig but he is also gay and then you can hate him even more!!!!
Jekyl

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07/21/2013 10:59 PM
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Re: Fat Fuck I work with is Fat and Lazy and Fat!
At least he's not fat
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07/21/2013 11:09 PM
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Let him catch you jerking off into his food.If he still eats it you will then know that he's not only a fat pig but he is also gay and then you can hate him even more!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43737871


A fagfat?
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07/21/2013 11:10 PM
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Re: Fat Fuck I work with is Fat and Lazy and Fat!
At least he's not fat
 Quoting: Jekyl


OMG God he is! I can not stress to you enough what a fat lazy fat fuck he is!!!!!!