Fat Fuck I work with is Fat and Lazy and Fat!

Not currently, but I have in the past...

The most memorable was a guy that pretty much fit the same description, but with the added creepy factor of being covered with sores he was constantly picking the scabs from... In addition to this, he was supposedly a CLOWN, and would occasionally come into work in his clown stuff because he had done a birthday party or some crap before work... Overall he was a creepy lazy fatass...

I BET HE'S OVER WEIGHT TOO!

How about you learn how to spell, I bet the fat fuck can beat you in that.

Nah man it's iphone spell check f'n with me.

Did I mention he is a fat fuck

He is! He is over weight for a fat fuck even

Nasty dude I thought I had it bad

beat him with socks filled with bars of soap and tell him to stop being such a fat fuck

Brilliant idea! He smells really bad too!! Once my boss had to have a conversation with him about his BO and stinky feet.

He is a lazy smelly fat fuck!

It's still ok to openly hate fat people in America. In fact the first lady encourages you to do so.

douche him with body spray or get some of those sticky air freshners to stuck under his desk

Thank God Tray wasn't a fat lazy black man! At least we still have that!

The fat lazy smelly fuck I work with is a cracker ass like my self

I work with a stinky fat fuck also. Just this weekend we had a bunch of maintenance to do for a upper management visit. Everyone pitched in and helped accept that lazy fatass. He is so fat he has titties on his back.

sabotage his chair so when he sits in it it collapses and then maybe it will dawn on him he is such a fat fatty fuck

That sounds exactly like the fat lazy smelly fat fuck I work with! Where do you work? Is it possible? Lmfao

Sounds like a guy I worked with years ago contracting with the railroads. We called him Sleepy John. The job entailed a lot of waiting around until a train crew showed up, then we hopped in the van and picked them up in the trainyard, which covered a lot of real estate.

Sleepy John was always snoring in the chair. We would have to shake him awake when his turn came up to pick up a crew. We could have stolen his turn, but listening to his fat ass snoring was annoying.

The end for Sleepy John came when he failed to pick up a crew whose train had been re-assigned to a different track when it came in. Dispatch couldn't reach him. I went out to the original pick-up track and Sleepy John was snoring in the van with the doors locked. I could not wake him. Nothing worked. Not banging on the window, not shouting, not jumping on the bumper.

Dispatch called our supervisor, an ex-Army guy we called The Sarge. The Sarge showed up at the same time Sleepy John finally awakened and returned. The Sarge promptly fired Sleepy John.

Sat on a chair, put it right through the floor!

The fat fuck has already broke two office chairs!

He is a fat lazy smelly chair breaking fat fuck cracker ass!

We have ceartin privileges at work that will be taken away if we set him up and he gets fired.

why don't you buy him a Nordic track to keep in the office and install a water dispenser and bring him healthy lunch to work every day instead of making fun of him

or how about during lunch time have office aerobics time, put in an excercize video and everyone do exercise or zumba

or offer to walk with him up a hill every day to buy water and salad

hand him a discount card to a gym or free one week trial membership to a nearby gym

give gim a gift of a healthy fruit basket with a bow on it

Because it is easier and makes me feel better to come here and call him a fat fuck. It's not my responsibility to teach him how to eat healthy and not be a fat fuck. He has all the opportunity in the world to not be fat but he has chosen not to. He is a fat fuck!

I could see past it if he did his job and was not a whiney lazy cry baby but that's not the case.

I don't feel bad for him. It is his choice and he has made him self a fat fuck. He can stop anytime he likes.

most overweight people like severely overweight

have medical or psychological problems that keep them like that. maybe he is in some weight gaining medication or has some medical problem that causes him to not be able to lose weight

or maybe he is depressed or not psychologically well enough to understand that losing weight is important


he needs to talk to his doctor about whats happening

I don't mean a coupl extra pounds or kind of chubby I mean if this guy is big obese clearly breaking chairs then ya

Could be worse, he could be fat.

Wow excellent point!

No excuses. He is fat and the rest of us at work have to pick up his slack. I could understand if its a medical condition due to medication or etc. the mental excuse dosnt float with me, would just mean that he needs to stop being a pussy. All he does is eat and eat and eat. He is a fat fuck by choice!

Maybe everyone can keep commenting on him and later in the week when he gets up to go to the bathroom ill grab his phone and open it to this thread!

Leave the fat fuck a message!

feed him delicious snacks laced with sleeping pills then he will get fired brilliant

That would take a fucking truck load of sleeping pills he is one fat fuck! I would need like an elephant tranquilizer or something. He really is a fat fuck!

Just remember, OP, for every fat bastard you see, one that's employed, there's 20 you don't see that are unemployed, leeching the system. As bad as that fat bastard you work with is, the rest are even worse. Far people are a plague.

I hate people that don't proof read

You don't get to pick family members, and you don't get to pick co-workers.

Knuckle down...Suck it up...Quit Complaining...

It's Gods way of teaching Morans like yourself to learn patience, and tolerance for your fellow human beings.

The dude would probably trade places with you in a heartbeat, but he can't. Don't you think he knows he is a fat-ass, lazy fuck?

If you're going to be a fat-ass lazy fuck, then you should be the most outrageous fat-assed lazy fuck you can!

Could you provide more detail regarding the fat-ass?