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Women absorb and carry living DNA and cells from every male they have sexual intercouse with

 
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What about guys who are infertile or who have had radiotherapy thats left them firing blanks?? does their sperm still leave dna?
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The study counted out blood transfusions where the blood had been irradiated. Which is usually the case.
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Right so guys who have had cancer it doesn't apply? What about vasectomies?

I'd never sleep with a man who's fertile.
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If he is genuinely infertile then all you'd be drinking is the seminal fluid and not the sperms. But "infertile" guys can still have a swimmer or two. Or just dead sperm.
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Eww I wouldnt drink sperm if my life depended on it.
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07/21/2013 10:59 PM
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not if you use a condom.
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07/21/2013 10:59 PM
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Makes a whole new meaning for dead beat dads. I see $$$$ signs dancing in my DNA infected brain...
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Re: Women absorb and carry living DNA and cells from every male they have sexual intercouse with
Wonder what happens with gay men?
Or women who are into bestiality?
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That would explain Tori Spelling. She must of had sexual relations with a camel, because damn is she ugly.
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07/21/2013 11:01 PM
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The thing that is being hidden is that MEN absorb things from WOMEN!!! Also known as GIRL GERMS or COOTIES!!!1
damned
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Does that mean I caught the cooties? Son of a bitch, im doomed.
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yeah sorry little buddy, bad news, YOU'VE GOT COOTIES!!
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07/21/2013 11:02 PM
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i HAVE A PURE ANNUNAKI WIFE SO i have no worries!
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Don't contaminate her with your lowly human seed.
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07/21/2013 11:03 PM
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I remember a few years ago those two Russian scientists proved that the double helix is actually a chrystaline light receptor that can absorb and shoot out light waves communicating with other people's DNA from 12 feet away.

They were subsequently murdered.
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Freaky shit OP this is some freaky shit.
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07/21/2013 11:03 PM
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Well duh!?!?


1 Cor 6:16
…15Know you not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid. 16What? know you not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, said he, shall be one flesh. 17But he that is joined to the Lord is one spirit.

Genesis 2:24 That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.

Matthew 19:5 and said, 'For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh'?

Mark 10:8 and the two will become one flesh.' So they are no longer two, but one flesh.

Ephesians 5:31 "For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh.
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Honestly never knew the meanings were literal, seems like it now
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But if women end up carrying sperm DNA that must mean men must carry DNA from vaginal fluid too.

DNA cant be destroyed unless burnt so both men and women are cum dumpsters
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The study counted out blood transfusions where the blood had been irradiated. Which is usually the case.
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Right so guys who have had cancer it doesn't apply? What about vasectomies?

I'd never sleep with a man who's fertile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41769768


If he is genuinely infertile then all you'd be drinking is the seminal fluid and not the sperms. But "infertile" guys can still have a swimmer or two. Or just dead sperm.
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Eww I wouldnt drink sperm if my life depended on it.
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I wouldn't either, thought of it makes me want to yak
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07/21/2013 11:06 PM
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This is why women need to be treated as chattel (property) and why virgin daughters should be sold to their husbands for money.

Tainted women can live as general cumdumpsters in whore-houses for the pleasure of any passing male.
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Hey look, Japan has a muslim. jihad2
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Well duh!?!?


1 Cor 6:16
…15Know you not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid. 16What? know you not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, said he, shall be one flesh. 17But he that is joined to the Lord is one spirit.

Genesis 2:24 That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.

Matthew 19:5 and said, 'For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh'?

Mark 10:8 and the two will become one flesh.' So they are no longer two, but one flesh.

Ephesians 5:31 "For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18598424


Honestly never knew the meanings were literal, seems like it now
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The entire bible is literal.
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Actually that study was a small part of a much larger study that shows how sperm is the perfect antidote for many female ailments. It cures depression, slows aging, gives vital nutrients, etc...

But I don't think money shots from 40 different men can be healthy. Just from your hub.
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You dont think? Or you dont want to think?
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so chix that sleep with uncircumsized men have smegma particles in their brains. gross.
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Yes and their breath smells like feta.
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lol

I guess I have a hell of an 80s party going on inside...

rockon
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I bet. And everyone came.
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I managed and promoted numerous metal bands/concerts in Hollywood in the 80s/90s.. Then a drummer stole me away from it all. lol..

If a wee bit of DNA is all that is left from those crazy days.. I can live with that.

fyeah



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chuckle
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07/21/2013 11:08 PM
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FFS now I'm fucked. How the hell do you find a hot, trustable, virgin girl that isn't a stupid sheep or religious these days?
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Are you seriously posting from New Zealand asking "how to find a girl that isn't a sheep"?
cruise1rof1laugh
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scaredOh god... you know there was a survey done here years ago which indicated about 25% of rural males had had sex with a sheep or other farm animal.
That explains SO much!
I think I'm going to go away and be violently sick...
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07/21/2013 11:11 PM
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Actually that study was a small part of a much larger study that shows how sperm is the perfect antidote for many female ailments. It cures depression, slows aging, gives vital nutrients, etc...

But I don't think money shots from 40 different men can be healthy. Just from your hub.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40402156


You dont think? Or you dont want to think?
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Both.
ara
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07/21/2013 11:11 PM
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wow, now we know why muslims are promised 13 virgins...
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07/21/2013 11:12 PM
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I wonder what the brain of a Thai prostitute looks like.
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What about EVERY fetus a woman carries. Is every fetus born with male dna?
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07/21/2013 11:12 PM
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I always thought washing after each meal was the only thing required to do.
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07/21/2013 11:13 PM
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lol

I guess I have a hell of an 80s party going on inside...

rockon
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I bet. And everyone came.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40402156


I managed and promoted numerous metal bands/concerts in Hollywood in the 80s/90s.. Then a drummer stole me away from it all. lol..

If a wee bit of DNA is all that is left from those crazy days.. I can live with that.

:fyeah:



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chuckle
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I bet your eyes glow under a black light.
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I always thought washing after each meal was the only thing required to do.
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damned
Kalona

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07/21/2013 11:14 PM
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The thing that is being hidden is that MEN absorb things from WOMEN!!! Also known as GIRL GERMS or COOTIES!!!1
damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43760671


Does that mean I caught the cooties? Son of a bitch, im doomed.
 Quoting: Kalona


yeah sorry little buddy, bad news, YOU'VE GOT COOTIES!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43760671


AT LEAST ITS NOT THE CRABS!
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This is why women need to be treated as chattel (property) and why virgin daughters should be sold to their husbands for money.

Tainted women can live as general cumdumpsters in whore-houses for the pleasure of any passing male.
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Hey look, Japan has a muslim. jihad2
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Hate to admit it but the filthy Muzzies have this one right. It's the rest of us who have forgotten what used to be common sense.
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So will this news discourage women? I think not. Sounds rather attractive...
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07/21/2013 11:15 PM
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I wonder what the brain of a Thai prostitute looks like.
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What about EVERY fetus a woman carries. Is every fetus born with male dna?
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Similar to when an RH Negative mother carries a fetus that is RH positive, it is possible for the placenta to be breeched by her own blood or vice versa. But it doesn't have to happen.
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07/21/2013 11:17 PM
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So will this news discourage women? I think not. Sounds rather attractive...
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I suppose it would depend on her intelligence. That means American women will flick their hair and say "like what?" Then go shopping.
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That would explain why in ancient times, only virgins could be oracles - once they had sex, they lost their 'powers'.
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This is why women need to be treated as chattel (property) and why virgin daughters should be sold to their husbands for money.

Tainted women can live as general cumdumpsters in whore-houses for the pleasure of any passing male.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43817561


Hey look, Japan has a muslim. jihad2
 Quoting: Phillip J. Fry


Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Hate to admit it but the filthy Muzzies have this one right. It's the rest of us who have forgotten what used to be common sense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43817561


The bible also talks about women keeping their virginity for marriage. Not only may this thread be true, but its pretty evident that when two people wait to be with eachother, then they consummate, the attraction is much stronger. When a women has slept with the entire neighborhood, shes going to much less attached to #29144 than if he had of been #1.

I don't know if selling your daughters is the right answer, but definitely having them wait till they find THE HUSBAND they want is.
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lol

I guess I have a hell of an 80s party going on inside...

rockon
 Quoting: Tangy


I bet. And everyone came.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40402156


I managed and promoted numerous metal bands/concerts in Hollywood in the 80s/90s.. Then a drummer stole me away from it all. lol..

If a wee bit of DNA is all that is left from those crazy days.. I can live with that.

fyeah



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chuckle
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I bet your eyes glow under a black light.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40402156


tgdlol

So be it..

I had a blast, wouldn't change a thing.


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