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BREAKING: Kate Middleton is in Labor, JULY 22nd Birth!

 
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It's only early labor. That could last for days or many, many hours. They often send moms home in early labor. Her suite is probably nicer than most hotels, though, and she could tough it out there for several hours/ days until the baby is born.
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Said Rabbi Shimon ben Gamliel: There were no greater festivals for Israel than the 15th of Av and Yom Kippur. (Talmud, Taanit 26b)

The Talmud goes on to list several joyous events which occurred on the 15th day of the month of Av:

The dying of the generation of the Exodus ceased. Several months after the people of Israel were freed from Egyptian slavery, the incident of the spies demonstrated their unpreparedness for the task of conquering the land of Canaan and developing it as the Holy Land. G‑d decreed that that entire generation would die out in the desert, and that their children would enter the land in their stead (as recounted in Numbers 13 and 14). After 40 years of wandering through the wilderness, the dying finally ended, and a new generation of Jews stood ready to enter the Holy Land. It was the 15th of Av of the year 2487 from creation (1274 BCE).

As long as members of this doomed generation were still alive, G‑d didn’t communicate with Moses. As soon as the last of these men died, once again G‑d lovingly communicated with Moses.
The tribes of Israel were permitted to intermarry. In order to ensure the orderly division of the Holy Land between the twelve tribes of Israel, restrictions had been placed on marriages between members of two different tribes. A woman who had inherited tribal lands from her father was forbidden to marry out of her tribe, lest her children—members of their father’s tribe—cause the transfer of land from one tribe to another by inheriting her estate (as recounted in Numbers 36). This ordinance was binding on the generation that conquered and settled the Holy Land; when the restriction was lifted, on the 15th of Av, the event was considered a cause for celebration and festivity.
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ok.... that is strange.
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I wonder if the midwife can see the silver spoon yet.
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I wonder if the midwife can see the silver spoon yet.
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I wonder if the midwife can see the silver spoon yet.
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This is the biggest day of her career

Giving birth to the first heir
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Oh damn...lol


I thought he married her for her great personality
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Think it's a boy or a girl? Im putting my bet that it's a boy.
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Think it's a boy or a girl? Im putting my bet that it's a boy.
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boy
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We need a GLP poll...
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Welfare baby.
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You are telling me she is going to have her baby again? She just had it early last week, a girl! I must be in the twilight zone!
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This will surly distract from this Trayvon BS....
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Not if she names the kid "Zimmerman"....

ahhh
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There's a fair possibility it'll be name George...
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Or Martin.
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I wonder if the midwife can see the silver spoon yet.
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This is the biggest day of her career

Giving birth to the first heir
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Oh damn...lol

I thought he married her for her great personality
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And he "married" her because there was something special in her DNA
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RH- blood?
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TThTHIS IS ALL U NEED TO KNOW

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This is going to be crazy news coverage oh my god...i'm going home and getting drunk...
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yeah..... let's... ummmm.. have a ummmm..... beer......
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This is going to be crazy news coverage oh my god...i'm going home and getting drunk...
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didn't even know you drank???....blink
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This is going to be crazy news coverage oh my god...i'm going home and getting drunk...
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didn't even know you drank???....blink
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I am fading.....I shall return with great news
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Said Rabbi Shimon ben Gamliel: There were no greater festivals for Israel than the 15th of Av and Yom Kippur. (Talmud, Taanit 26b)

The Talmud goes on to list several joyous events which occurred on the 15th day of the month of Av:

The dying of the generation of the Exodus ceased. Several months after the people of Israel were freed from Egyptian slavery, the incident of the spies demonstrated their unpreparedness for the task of conquering the land of Canaan and developing it as the Holy Land. G‑d decreed that that entire generation would die out in the desert, and that their children would enter the land in their stead (as recounted in Numbers 13 and 14). After 40 years of wandering through the wilderness, the dying finally ended, and a new generation of Jews stood ready to enter the Holy Land. It was the 15th of Av of the year 2487 from creation (1274 BCE).

As long as members of this doomed generation were still alive, G‑d didn’t communicate with Moses. As soon as the last of these men died, once again G‑d lovingly communicated with Moses.
The tribes of Israel were permitted to intermarry. In order to ensure the orderly division of the Holy Land between the twelve tribes of Israel, restrictions had been placed on marriages between members of two different tribes. A woman who had inherited tribal lands from her father was forbidden to marry out of her tribe, lest her children—members of their father’s tribe—cause the transfer of land from one tribe to another by inheriting her estate (as recounted in Numbers 36). This ordinance was binding on the generation that conquered and settled the Holy Land; when the restriction was lifted, on the 15th of Av, the event was considered a cause for celebration and festivity.
[link to www.chabad.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43820814


ok.... that is strange.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34760435


And today is 15 Av
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This will surly distract from this Trayvon BS....
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Not if she names the kid "Zimmerman"....

ahhh
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There's a fair possibility it'll be name George...
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


Or Martin.
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speaking of Zimmerman wasn't a new king(Philippe) announced in Belgium...?
here's the article...interesting pics as well
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I couldn't give a fuck about the so called royal family...fucking parasites!
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Guys, get this:

The full moon is going to reach its peak at 18:16 UTC.

That's 6:16.

...

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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The New Moon today is called the "The Thunder Moon"
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And it's on 7/22 or 22/7 as they say there. 22/7=3.14...not sure why but I feel like that has some significance...where's bettedaviseyes when you need her lol
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Breaking on cnn.com
Edited to add article:

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Another parasite is born to milk the British taxpayers.
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They're going to name it Muhammed.
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Today is MONDAY 22th. This is the feast of St MARY-MAGDALENA, the BRIDE of CHRIST WHO MUST BE RAPTURED...IN HER NEW LIFE TO MEET CHRIST IN MID-AIR. BE PREPARED.
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It will come today, it's a girl, these beasts are pure occultist. It's all arranged.
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July 22, 2013
Between 8:37 and 8:38 AM GMT
Girl

So, the baby just came out.

That's my prediction.
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They're going to name it Muhammed.
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Please - don't even joke...

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