Kate Middleton gives birth to healthy male reptillian. All hail the Reptillian overlords.

Soon the Queen mother will teach the newborn to eat the live brain of human infants and how to shapeshift into a more pleasing human form to better blend in with the food.

I for one welcome our new reptillian overlord.

I had thought there wasn't anything that rivaled the stupidity of the fandango rangers, I was clearly wrong.

David Dickie was riiiiiiiight


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The eggs are hatching. I repeat, the eggs are hatching.

She'll probably eat all but one.

Thread: OFFICIAL GLP POLL: Will Kate Middleton have a Boy or Girl?
POLL: will Kate Middleton have a boy or a girl?

NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!

Secret leaked video of the birth here ->

Wtf?

I had to look up Harlequin Ichthyosis...I thought it was some elaborate b.s.

Fucking hell...it's real...

Reptillions confirmed...

And that music they were playing in the background of that video is so not fitting...

lol damn lizards.

Worse than that, I'm afraid. The little reptilian will also be a Tribe member. Why? Because the mother is a Tribester.

"If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our REAL civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving good-bye."
[link to www.asms.net]


"I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it."
[link to www.babson.us]

Gotta move with the times eh?

The Merovingian bloodline

[link to www.bibliotecapleyades.net]

Genealogical sources, like the New England Historical Genealogical Society and Burkes Peerage, have shown that 33 of the 42 presidents to Clinton are related to Charlemagne and 19 are related to England's Edward III, both of whom are of this bloodline.
including-
Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Charles and Elizabeth's other offspring, Anne, Andrew and Edward
Princes William and Harry from Charles' "marriage" to Princess Diana
US Presidents, George Washington, John Adams, John Quincy Adams, Thomas Jefferson, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and George Bush are all named in the charts as strands of this bloodline

Hope these reptilian freaks don't eat my children..

There is a golden opportunity here. Open a new reptilian leather skin wallet and handbag company.

how would you americans like it if we all started calling your president and first lady lizards, show some fucking respect for a change

the obama's have been called lizards and a lot more by americans lol.

Have you noticed what we already call Obama and his wife? I think most Americans would agree with you if you had something unkind to share.

Hail King Lizard.

Respect?
Respect?

The so-called royals have raped, plundered and pillaged the whole planet and forced humans to live under their tyranny.

Yes, they are reptilians....