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The only religion worth following!

 
El_Duderino
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07/22/2013 07:26 AM
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The only religion worth following!
Firstly, it's great because we know and accept that, like most other religions, it is based around a fictitious character... but it doesn't come equipped with all the other bullshit.

While Dudeism in its official form has been organized as a religion only recently, it has existed down through the ages in one form or another. Probably the earliest form of Dudeism was the original form of Chinese Taoism, before it went all weird with magic tricks and body fluids. The originator of Taoism, Lao Tzu, basically said “smoke ‘em if you got ‘em” and “mellow out, man” although he said this in ancient Chinese so something may have been lost in the translation.

Down through the ages, this “rebel shrug” has fortified many successful creeds – Buddhism, Christianity, Sufism, John Lennonism and Fo’-Shizzle-my-Nizzlism. The idea is this: Life is short and complicated and nobody knows what to do about it. So don’t do anything about it. Just take it easy, man. Stop worrying so much whether you’ll make it into the finals. Kick back with some friends and some oat soda and whether you roll strikes or gutters, do your best to be true to yourself and others – that is to say, abide.

Incidentally, the term “dude” is commonly agreed to refer to both genders. Most linguists contend that “Dudette” is not in keeping with the parlance of our times.


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Last Edited by El_Duderino on 07/22/2013 08:01 AM
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
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07/22/2013 07:35 AM

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Re: The only religion worth following!
duude.... dudeism.

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Re: The only religion worth following!
duude.... dudeism.

chuckle
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Fuckin' A!

Happydude
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
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07/22/2013 07:38 AM
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Re: The only religion worth following!
lol and they have a forum.

Thanks dude.
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07/22/2013 07:40 AM
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Re: The only religion worth following!
lol and they have a forum.

Thanks dude.
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The Dude abides, man!
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
:Dudeism:
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07/22/2013 07:44 AM
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Re: The only religion worth following!
Dude I have been a minister of TCOTLDD for over a year now!

Far out man!
Trying to get as much space as possible between me....and people
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07/22/2013 07:46 AM

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Re: The only religion worth following!
Sweet! Thanks hf
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07/22/2013 08:13 AM
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Re: The only religion worth following!
Sweet! Thanks hf
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No worries!
Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regiment to keep my mind limber.
:Dudeism:
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07/22/2013 11:41 AM

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Re: The only religion worth following!
Sweet! Thanks hf
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No worries!
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After having read through some of the link, I've apparently been an unofficial Dudeist most of my life!
Awesome stuff, thanks again!

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