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wtf-mosquito bit the hell out of me while I was sleeping in bed

 
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wtf-mosquito bit the hell out of me while I was sleeping in bed
I woke up with both arms itching like crazy. Thinking I had an allergic reaction or something. I turn on the light and I see this friggen mosquito sitting on my pillow.

How the hell did it get there?
I tried to kill it but it got away, now I'm afraid to go back to sleep.

I got over 9 bites from one mosquito. I've never had one in the house like that before, especially not in the bedroom. no idea how it got in.
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Its a demon.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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07/22/2013 08:00 AM
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Bite it back and AVENGE yourself!!
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07/22/2013 08:01 AM
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why the fuck would you post that here - why do you even think people care?
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Re: wtf-mosquito bit the hell out of me while I was sleeping in bed
why the fuck would you post that here - why do you even think people care?
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great question, so far I got 3 replies, including yours. Must mean u care :)

To be honest, my first thought was maybe it was an artificial mosquito sent to deliver a virus to me; but then I realized I was half a sleep and that wasn't too likely :)

just perplexing as hell as to how ONE friggen mosquito could bite me so many damn times.
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why the fuck would you post that here - why do you even think people care?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34141374


great question, so far I got 3 replies, including yours. Must mean u care :)

To be honest, my first thought was maybe it was an artificial mosquito sent to deliver a virus to me; but then I realized I was half a sleep and that wasn't too likely :)

just perplexing as hell as to how ONE friggen mosquito could bite me so many damn times.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15129444


Its an alien drone, trying to find the implant. Think about it.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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07/22/2013 08:21 AM
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Its a female , fuck her ass with a miniature electrified dildo & get even !

tounge
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07/22/2013 08:24 AM
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Its a female , fuck her ass with a miniature electrified dildo & get even !

tounge
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lol
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07/22/2013 08:42 AM
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I HATE fucking Mosquitos!!!
Absolutely NO purpose for them, except to freaking annoy people, and to kill people with diseases. Well....I guess that's their purpose.....fuckers!

Did you know that Mosquitos are the number one cause of death in the world?
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07/22/2013 08:52 AM
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NSA.
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Re: wtf-mosquito bit the hell out of me while I was sleeping in bed
I woke up with both arms itching like crazy. Thinking I had an allergic reaction or something. I turn on the light and I see this friggen mosquito sitting on my pillow.

How the hell did it get there?
I tried to kill it but it got away, now I'm afraid to go back to sleep.

I got over 9 bites from one mosquito. I've never had one in the house like that before, especially not in the bedroom. no idea how it got in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15129444


Did he bite you with his teeth?

Be thankful, I have not had a single bug bite since Desert Storm. My system got slammed with D.U. (Depleted Uranium) and then again in Brcko, Bosnia during IFOR/SFOR U.N. & NATO op's.
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07/22/2013 08:55 AM
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Its a demon.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


lol the demon mosquito.
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Its a female , fuck her ass with a miniature electrified dildo & get even !

tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 725267


lmao
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Re: wtf-mosquito bit the hell out of me while I was sleeping in bed
I HATE fucking Mosquitos!!!
Absolutely NO purpose for them, except to freaking annoy people, and to kill people with diseases. Well....I guess that's their purpose.....fuckers!

Did you know that Mosquitos are the number one cause of death in the world?
 Quoting: GreenEyedOwlet


Ban mosquito's.
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07/22/2013 09:00 AM
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Mosquitoes will sometimes sit quietly in awe, on a pillow and watch while a gang of bedbugs rip into you while you're sleeping..
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07/22/2013 09:02 AM
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The Thai mosquitoes are like that. One sneaky little bastard will bite you 6 times.

I hate them.
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07/22/2013 09:03 AM
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Mosquito's are really aliens.
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07/22/2013 09:12 AM
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Get some mortein. Failing that, you could use an ancient remedy:

1) find a dog. preferably a short haired one
2) feed the dog a good amount of molasses and twigs. hold it's nose if you have to
3) put the dog in a large boiler and simmer for 2-3 hours, or until the dog gets fed up with being boiled
4) next, take some of the hair from the back of the dogs neck and braid it into twine
5) by this time it should be morning and the mosquitoes will have fucked off. thanks for playing.
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07/22/2013 09:16 AM
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It was collecting dna. That's what they do.
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Re: wtf-mosquito bit the hell out of me while I was sleeping in bed
I woke up with both arms itching like crazy. Thinking I had an allergic reaction or something. I turn on the light and I see this friggen mosquito sitting on my pillow.

How the hell did it get there?
I tried to kill it but it got away, now I'm afraid to go back to sleep.

I got over 9 bites from one mosquito. I've never had one in the house like that before, especially not in the bedroom. no idea how it got in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15129444


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07/22/2013 10:53 AM
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Make sure it was a mosquito. Could have bedbugs. The bites feel the same, but bedbug bites actually itch more. Check your bed really well. Trust me, you don't want to put it off if it's bedbugs.
PJ
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07/22/2013 10:56 AM
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Re: wtf-mosquito bit the hell out of me while I was sleeping in bed
it was the mew improved monsanto mosquito TM
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07/22/2013 10:57 AM
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it was the New improved monsanto mosquito TM
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I HATE fucking Mosquitos!!!
Absolutely NO purpose for them, except to freaking annoy people, and to kill people with diseases. Well....I guess that's their purpose.....fuckers!

Did you know that Mosquitos are the number one cause of death in the world?
 Quoting: GreenEyedOwlet


yea,that one allways amazes me too,insects are far more scary to me than a wolf pack.a med student we knew went on trip to work in Africa,some fly,i think,laid eggs in his brain,he's "doo lally now",as the nurse telling me put it.
church of euthanasia.
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I have always gotten bitten since I was a child. Everyone laughs, that they want me around because they won't ever get bit with me there- the mosquitoes all come to me. Well NO MORE! I met a guy that does oil pipeline work in the jungles here in America. He told me the guy all take 1 teaspoon morning and night of vitamin b complex, and never get bit by mossies in the jungle. Sure enough, after 2 weeks of taking this stuff religiously, I am not getting bit now AT ALL. My wife even got a few bites- me? Nothing, nada! I will take t daily for the rest of my life!
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