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A Subway "sandwich artist" admitted today to putting his penis on the store's sandwich bread and posting the photo on Instagram.

The bombshell comes after HuffPost Weird News received several photos posted by two men in Columbus, Ohio, who work for the restaurant chain. Their Twitter and Instagram pages are festooned with photos of their exploits (see below). In several photos, Subway's signature bread is shaped into penises.

One of the men, Cameron Boggs, admitted on Instagram that "today at work I froze my pee" in a water bottle.

Boggs posted -- and later deleted -- the most incriminating photo, which depicts a man rubbing his genitalia on foot-long bread. It was posted on Instagram by username "weedpriest" with a caption that reads, "My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today."

In an exclusive interview with HuffPost Weird News, Ian Jett copped to defiling the footlong, but denied doing the dirty deed at work.
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I read this comment ...

Never send your food back guys, seriously.

I got a friend that works at a restaurant, a fairly nice one, and she says that when people send food back the cooks get mad because they get written up and it goes on their eval that they did not "cook to order". So when the kitchen sup is not looking, they spit on the food, or rub it on the counter top, or even drop it on the floor and pick it back up.

Unless the food is just not ateable, never send it back. And like I said, this is a pretty nice restaurant, not some McDonalds or Burger King we are talking about here.

Smiley
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Okay, so forget that it's too gross for words. The stupidity is staggering. One can only hope that this moronic display follows them the rest of their lives, leaving them no career options other than panhandler, or selling their own bodily fluids...
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Okay, so forget that it's too gross for words. The stupidity is staggering. One can only hope that this moronic display follows them the rest of their lives, leaving them no career options other than panhandler, or selling their own bodily fluids...
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we live in a sick world, many facts are not disclosed. It 'sucks! Smiley
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Wow..On this one site I don't know if I am allowed to post it? Anyways awhile back they made a thread that said I'm a subway artist ask me anything and someone asked if they would put their penis on the sandwich bread haha
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Didn't they already get in trouble for not having foot longs ?

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what balls huffy
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cruise

Them too
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 Quoting: smilesun


I read this comment ...

Never send your food back guys, seriously.

I got a friend that works at a restaurant, a fairly nice one, and she says that when people send food back the cooks get mad because they get written up and it goes on their eval that they did not "cook to order". So when the kitchen sup is not looking, they spit on the food, or rub it on the counter top, or even drop it on the floor and pick it back up.

Unless the food is just not ateable, never send it back. And like I said, this is a pretty nice restaurant, not some McDonalds or Burger King we are talking about here.

Smiley


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Talk about a yeast infection.
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I gots yo burga, man....
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Somebody needs their ass kicked, and I don't mean maybe!!!!
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freezing pee?

penis on a bread?


these men deserve to loose a job and replaced with a homeless man/woman who can actually have common sense when dealing with people and food respectfully doing a job, correctly.

only in ohio
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Guess the sex :)
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Time to lay off the cold cuts....talking about chub samiches.
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Did he get to keep the salami?
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A Subway "sandwich artist" admitted today to putting his penis on the store's sandwich bread and posting the photo on Instagram.

The bombshell comes after HuffPost Weird News received several photos posted by two men in Columbus, Ohio, who work for the restaurant chain. Their Twitter and Instagram pages are festooned with photos of their exploits (see below). In several photos, Subway's signature bread is shaped into penises.

One of the men, Cameron Boggs, admitted on Instagram that "today at work I froze my pee" in a water bottle.

Boggs posted -- and later deleted -- the most incriminating photo, which depicts a man rubbing his genitalia on foot-long bread. It was posted on Instagram by username "weedpriest" with a caption that reads, "My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today."

In an exclusive interview with HuffPost Weird News, Ian Jett copped to defiling the footlong, but denied doing the dirty deed at work.
Read more [link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
 Quoting: smilesun


Gives a whole new meaning to the "foot long" sub.
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freezing pee?

penis on a bread?


these men deserve to loose a job and replaced with a homeless man/woman who can actually have common sense when dealing with people and food respectfully doing a job, correctly.

only in ohio
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I'm sure it happens in other places.
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Did he get to keep the salami?
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Keep it? He spanks it! Yuck-o
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A Subway "sandwich artist" admitted today to putting his penis on the store's sandwich bread and posting the photo on Instagram.

The bombshell comes after HuffPost Weird News received several photos posted by two men in Columbus, Ohio, who work for the restaurant chain. Their Twitter and Instagram pages are festooned with photos of their exploits (see below). In several photos, Subway's signature bread is shaped into penises.

One of the men, Cameron Boggs, admitted on Instagram that "today at work I froze my pee" in a water bottle.

Boggs posted -- and later deleted -- the most incriminating photo, which depicts a man rubbing his genitalia on foot-long bread. It was posted on Instagram by username "weedpriest" with a caption that reads, "My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today."

In an exclusive interview with HuffPost Weird News, Ian Jett copped to defiling the footlong, but denied doing the dirty deed at work.
Read more [link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
 Quoting: smilesun


Throw them in jail for 6-12 months and start making examples of them.

jail
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Let's play hide the salami
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Somebody needs their ass kicked, and I don't mean maybe!!!!
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At least no pics of his penis penetrating the bread like a cherry pie.
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fast food outlets are staffed by minimal wage, mostly unhappy and disgruntled workers.in the short months ive worked at them, ive seen it all. wiping butts on cold meat cuts in the staff restroom is popular. maybe suprising for me was seeing female staff seem to add extras more than men, and target male customers with a big smile as they hand over the contaminated food.

squeezing zits, wiping boogers, adding dandruff, dripping sweat, wiping with used feminine hygeine products, spitting loogies, cleaning earwax with bread all occurs regularly in full view of the customer, who very rarely notice. adding urine, sperm, cigarette ash and feces often requires teamwork, but skilled employees still manage.

it's the favourite thing they do all day at work, mostly to break the monotony , but when certain customers that annoy staff enter, special attention is given to their order.

if you think that bodily fluids and other added nasties aren't a regular extra at places like subway worldwide, you are seriously deluded.

on the upside, the pathogen uptake from these extras may actually boost your immune system. the comic value of watching the people suspiciously eyeing their orders as they consume them lifts the spirits of passers by.
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ha, I find this humorous as I've done something similar.

except it wasn't a sub, it was a sandwich.

in the back of a van.

my friend was pissed I ruined his sandwich.
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This is why I learned to cook well, plan lunches, be organized and only RARELY eat food cooked by others I don't know.

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Did he get to keep the salami?
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Don't look like a salami eater it looks like one of them circumcised Middle Easterners in the picture, small penis, olive skin and black hair on the arms.

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Somebody needs their ass kicked, and I don't mean maybe!!!!
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lol

No, but seriously I agree with you!
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 Quoting: smilesun


I read this comment ...

Never send your food back guys, seriously.

I got a friend that works at a restaurant, a fairly nice one, and she says that when people send food back the cooks get mad because they get written up and it goes on their eval that they did not "cook to order". So when the kitchen sup is not looking, they spit on the food, or rub it on the counter top, or even drop it on the floor and pick it back up.

Unless the food is just not ateable, never send it back. And like I said, this is a pretty nice restaurant, not some McDonalds or Burger King we are talking about here.

Smiley


That's fucked. If the cooks cooked a shitty meal, then why are they mad? That is ignorant. They should not have the job if that's the way they treat the customer, and the business in general. They are supposed to be professionals who enjoy their trade and strive for perfection. That attitude is like a 5 year old in a candy store not getting their way. Despicable.

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