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Someone, anyone PLEASE HELP!

 
madsurfdaddy
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05/02/2006 02:09 PM
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I'm getting all burnt out on the whole comet end of the world DOOM, bird flu DOOM , false flag nuke DOOM.

I needs some fresh new DOOM.

come on, anyone, just enough DOOM to get me thru.

i'll detox and get clean after one last rush of some of that sweet sweet DOOM. I promise.
JC
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05/02/2006 02:12 PM
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Ok,I had this dream last night,woke up in a cold sweat,scared the crap out of me,it was about the end of the world......
Jeffro

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05/02/2006 02:12 PM
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Due to the increase of cosmic wave frequency, all of the THC moelcules on earth have now been evaporated.

Yes that pile of ashes in your pinch tray is all that is left!

Thats some scary shit!
Zode
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05/02/2006 02:13 PM
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Hey, honey... we are all gonna die one day. It's set in DNA. Why not work on something productive, like our connection to Spirit? Things can change... do your part rose
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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05/02/2006 02:20 PM
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J man, that is scary!

Zode, good advice. I'll try it.
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2006 02:26 PM
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DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY
Babe in a Bunker

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05/02/2006 02:29 PM
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Well, if I were you, I would be in a cold panic about the alien ass-worms that are set to invade anytime between now and July 18. Your butt is in jeopardy.


scream
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


Twatter: [link to twitter.com]
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2006 02:31 PM
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Mmmmm, Alien Butt Seeds. banana2
JC
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05/02/2006 02:40 PM
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Would those be the giant boring worms that are at pollys house?
Halcyon Dayz

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05/02/2006 05:13 PM
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More doom?

How about...

The comet fragment impacts at Yellowstone,
sets of a super-volcano eruption, killing most
living things in the Mid-West.
The eruption triggers major earthquakes worldwide,
one of which cause the Cumbre Vieja volcano on
the Canary Islands to collapse.
This causes a super-tsunami which floods the
Eastern seaboard.

Doomy enough?
book
Reaching for the sky makes you taller.

Hi! My name is Halcyon Dayz and I'm addicted to morans.
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2006 05:14 PM
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OoooooooooooOOOOOooooooH!!!!

HD, I'm swooning! :faint:
bohica

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05/02/2006 05:18 PM
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Try this:
Gas at $14.50 a gallon, Sept 06.

See many social problems with that?
Leave me alone and I'll return the favor.
Guns and gardening, peaceful prosperity
bill shitter

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05/02/2006 05:39 PM
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how about gold at $10000 soon
we are all doomed to a burning hell
bill shitter

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05/02/2006 05:39 PM
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we are all doomed to a burning hell
mafia

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05/02/2006 05:44 PM
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Here ya go son - just for you !
theres some world class doom to start with
followed by the doom I reserve for special cases like yours
you seem much tooo happy so here goes

[link to www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net]

this is good doom

[link to www.sacredelectron.org]
Johnny Danger (nli)
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05/02/2006 05:46 PM
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I dreamt this afternoon of the Barrista I use to love. It was a sweet dream. Then came the Doom, like it always does.

I predict: 2 Tractor Trailers will crash off an Interstate, down a Hill into a Housing Development. Many people will be hurt and killed.

Luke
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05/02/2006 06:28 PM
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A guy had a prophecy a while back that it won't be long before Americans are KILLING each other over a cup of gasoline.

What if Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Venezuela ALL turn off the oil tap at the same time ?
Johnny Danger (nli)
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05/02/2006 06:31 PM
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I wish I lived in Kuwait, where gas is .18 cents a gallon.
OCKER1

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05/02/2006 06:37 PM
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madsurfdaddy-----
real doom, is when ya finaly get to the beach, and find a calm FLAT SEA!! that is the pits man
measure twice cut once
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2006 06:39 PM
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Hrmm Let's see.. flamming hail-stones, Mad Cows, Sick Chickens, War, Riots & Unrest, Plagues, Famine, Earthquakes, Corupt politicians, Tidal waves and Huricanes of Biblical proportions.

Sorry op we've pretty much covered it all.. There is no new do0m for you today. peace
Zode
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05/02/2006 06:48 PM
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Ohhhh goody, all the ghostbusters hi

Stop this, unless you really want it to happen. But of course, I'm Mary Poppins and y'all are the Penguin.

but then, your ice is melting, rather quickly penguin

muaha
Johnny Danger (nli)
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05/02/2006 06:56 PM
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One day the Sun will scorch you, and you'll curse God...
THE DOOM
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05/02/2006 06:56 PM
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You rang?

OK heres some more DOOM!!

Every breath you take you are breathing in DOOOM!! Heaps of DU floating around thank to our shitstain of a president.

Every bite you take you are Eating DOOM!! thanks to all the preservatives and GMF's we scoff daily.

Every time you drive your car you are pumping MORE DOOM into the air..carbon monoxide DOOM!!

Every bullet thats fired..every chemical thats produced...every disease manufactured...even every time you have sex with the risk of getting or spreading AIDS...ITS ALL SO MUCH DOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

DO YOU REASLISE JUST HOW DOOMED YOU REALLY ARE??

ALL of us are TOO DOOMED to really comprehend JUST HOW DOOMED WE ARE!!

SO doomed..TOTALLY DOOOMED!!

Everywhere we turn is MORE AND MORE DOOOOOOM!!

Every action...even waking up in the morening...is just another day to PUMP OUT MORE DOOOOOOOM!!

Our govt spends BILLIONS of dollars on DOOOOOM every year all dedicated to the eradication of out species...


Ans now we have SPACE DOOOOOOM!!!

LONG LIVE THE DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!


nuke charlie
mafia

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05/02/2006 07:02 PM
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I've gone all happy - you people just dont know what doom is these days
I'm going to get in my limo with my violin case and go over to Clydes house and get some fresh doom fer ya'all - now y'all stay here bumpin this post till I get back
mafia

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05/02/2006 07:06 PM
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[link to www.onlinejournal.com]

Now look you happy freaks - click the friggin link and start being gloomy again
we dont want anyone here turnin into a jesus freak
madsurfdaddy  (OP)

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05/02/2006 07:07 PM
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Flat surf is DOOM!

try driving 3hours only to find it flat or blown out!
Johnny Danger (nli)
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05/02/2006 07:07 PM
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There are three things I cannot stand:

A smiling Republican
Any Story about Ghosts or Demons
And someone's Clairvoyant Violin Case!

scream
OCKER1

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05/02/2006 07:09 PM
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mafia is a music buff, hes bringing back a bunch of sopranos
measure twice cut once
mafia

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05/02/2006 07:09 PM
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I'm only trying to make you gloomy but heres why aliens hate the phone

[link to www.abc.net.au]
mafia

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05/02/2006 07:11 PM
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Thats more like it keep the hate going at me! sure I'm your buddy you can hate me if u like but you'll thank me later when ur nice and gloomy again
Anonymous Coward
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05/02/2006 07:11 PM
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You young'uns have no clue about real DOOM - milchtoasty little bastards!





GLP