How was last night? It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Even a 747 is small by comparison when you fly it through the Grand Canyon.

why would you ever throw hotdogs? i dont get it

Dude have some manners! Didn't your mama teach you not to throw food away!

I once watched a drunk and hungry guy eat a frozen hotdog - yuck.

And guess how many genetically different cells are in your brain now

Referring to sex

It's actually OK to do that, they are actually pre cooked..

women do it to themselves when they use a vibrator
the size of a baseball bat every night.

nobody to blame but themselves.

kagel exercises do work, but most women are too lazy
to do them or they just don't give a sh!t

you throw hotdogs during sex?
weird fetish

Particular kind of sex, penis going into a really loose vag

I know they're precooked - but still YUCK! I mean frozen ice cream . . . I can't think of much else frozen food that would be appetizing - definitely not hotdogs!

oh it makes sense now. that is hella kinky

Prob BECUASE your from China lol

Not making fun if the situation in L.A. It just came to mind about figuring out the depth.

It's LA , Not L.A.

(Louisiana) (Los Angeles)

We actually have a bumper sticker here that says that.

RE: OP

More likely the size of your member is the issue. If a man came at me with one the size of a hot dog I would have to decline. I feel sorry for you. 7 inches is a nice average length but 3/4" around. Ooh. Yeah. Sorry.

It was you not her......

I actually am 7 inches hard, but only about 5 soft. Still, she was going to UW-Madison. That's what scared me lol.

Found out her parents were on Facebook and I was so pissed at her limp fish sex that I sent her father, owner of a car dealership here locally, a few sentences that her daughter must have hit up the black scene because she was loose as fck. :-) nothing wrong with a little revenge.

Geez you're awful. Didn't realize what you were really talking about on this thread and shouldn't have posted before.

Don't worry , people like OP die friendless & alone.

like banging a broomstick around in a trash can...

It's not a particular kind of sex you idiot. It is just sex.

Also, it's referring to a tiny penis going into an average sized vagina.

Guess you have a Chinese pecker, eh?

Was it like having sex with a cup of warm water?

It was like tearing up a cold grilled cheese sammich in the morning.

If u didnt like it the 1st time, why did u do it again in the morning?

Not sure but that might have been me

I went down a notch hitting it up with this one...hoped to get mine. Couldn't do it. She just kept blabbing about the news and other worthless sh1t.

Suffice to say she's not riding this pony again.

OP....so you have a little wee wee and you made a thread about it on a conspiracy site? I'm getting too old for this....