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My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?

 
fireman2013

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My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks
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This is really sweet op
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Place a New Jerusalem Calendar on her pillow.
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DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!1
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
The weird thing is why is your wife on vacation without you?

I honestly don't understand that.....
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks
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OP,

You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE.

just my .02 cents

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How many .02 cents does it take to make 2 cents, Juggalo?
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
The weird thing is why is your wife on vacation without you?

I honestly don't understand that.....
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I concur. Nothing good can ever come of such activity.
Ban guns to "save the children" but killing them in the womb is totally cool......I see; it makes perfect sense now.
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622


OP,

You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE.

just my .02 cents

 Quoting: Juggalo


How many .02 cents does it take to make 2 cents, Juggalo?
 Quoting: DrSalt


Dumbie,

.02 = 2 cents
.20 = 20 cents
1.20 = 1 Dollar & 20 Cents

Dam, you got dumbies big time

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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622


OP,

You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE.

just my .02 cents

 Quoting: Juggalo



No she is honest about it and doesn't cheat on me. She calls me everyday on my phone and expects me to talk for several hours..I fucking hate talking over the cellphone .
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1rof1dubyablairgwdance

Dam, Your Wife has You on a "Short Leash" while she's fucking her old high school boyfriends

Last Edited by Juggalo on 07/25/2013 11:23 PM
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fireman2013

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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
If I was the op I'd be like...

wth are you going away like that for? There is no reason for this....

Then I'd be like well if you are on vacation I am too aren't I. So where are we going?

And then if she say no it's just for my girlfriends.....

I'd be like, hmmm what is happening to marriage....you are running away? I don't understand....

Last Edited by fireman2013 on 07/25/2013 11:24 PM
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
Get her a strap-on.
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
You're a fucking idiot.

Your wife is a whore.

Better get tested.


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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
I hate to break it to you op.

Women can be very good at hiding stuff!
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
just my .02 cents
 Quoting: Juggalo


How many .02 cents does it take to make 2 cents, Juggalo?
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A HUNNERT, duh!
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
run
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I hate to break it to you op.

Women can be very good at hiding stuff!
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Why depress the OP?
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07/25/2013 11:34 PM
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
You're so dumb

The only reason any woman does that is for some young black cock!

With other girlfriends???
Even worse!

Mandingo Orgies

Better demand she get tested before stepping back in!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37100605


^THIS^. Is good advice.
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EXACTLY
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
Light the fireplace (or candles).

A single red rose in a small vase.

A fine bottle of chardonney.

A good meal prepared and waiting (but it will have to wait).

FIRST is the wine served with red grapes, sliced apple, smoked gouda cheese, and crackers with candles (fire) being the only light. No music, just talk. When the bottle is almost gone, hand her a gift (silk teddy). She opens the box & you ask her to try it on.

Both finish the wine & grapes, take her into the bedroom and f%$# the living daylights out of her.

Smoke a ciggie, NOW you can both eat the dinner that is waiting.
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
P.S.

It's a class act to hand her another small gift after dinner...perhaps something like a small box of extrodinary chocolates (fanny farmer turtles or chocolate mints come to mind).
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07/25/2013 11:39 PM

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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622


OP,

You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE.

just my .02 cents

 Quoting: Juggalo


How many .02 cents does it take to make 2 cents, Juggalo?
 Quoting: DrSalt


Dumbie,

.02 = 2 cents
.20 = 20 cents
1.20 = 1 Dollar & 20 Cents

Dam, you got dumbies big time

 Quoting: Juggalo


.02 cents = 2/100 cents
$0.02 = 2 cents

Go back to school.

Last Edited by Metaniomenos on 07/25/2013 11:55 PM
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
You should also buy her flowers too. Flowers are awesome!
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Where can I send some to you at? I promise I won't show up and rape you. Honestly I promise. I hate black people, except you.
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
.02 cents = 2/10 cents
$0.02 = 2 cents

Go back to school.
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0.02 cents = 2/100 cents, MORAN!!!1

oops sorry i mean DR MORAN!!!1
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
I hate to break it to you op.

Women can be very good at hiding stuff!
 Quoting: fireman2013


Why depress the OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33317905


I'm a realist. This stuff needs to be sorted. You don't let your wife go on vacation by herself.

I hope to god that she hasn't done anything.

In addition to that, notice how incredibly eager he is to show her his love in order that she not run off again perhaps?

This is in some cases a sign of something unequal happening, her going away, and him trying to find a way to express his love....

That kind of thing is all too familiar to me.
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
You're so dumb

The only reason any woman does that is for some young black cock!

With other girlfriends???
Even worse!

Mandingo Orgies

Better demand she get tested before stepping back in!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37100605


^THIS^. Is good advice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25673293


EXACTLY
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42729294


You're so du
The only reason any woman does that is for some young black cock!

With other girlfriends???
Even worse!

Mandingo Orgies

Better demand she get tested before stepping back in!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37100605


^THIS^. Is good advice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25673293



EXACTLY



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42729294

You ough to have three or four whore there to beat her ass when she gets home. Get a hundered bucks and graba couple grams of ice and you can make it happen.

The dope hoes will still kick her ass weighing half of what she does. Plus they fuck like porn stars. Double wrap though. Put a magnum over whatever you used last time you used a condom
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
Push her down the stairs
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
1. TELL ALL THE HOOKERS TO GO HOME!!!

2. HIDE THE BLACK JACK TABLE!!!1

3. TAKE THE EMPTY BOOZE BOTTLES TO THE DUMP, DON'T LEAVE THEM IN THE HOUSEHOLD GARBAGE BIN!!!!11
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Lol
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Change the sheets on the bed.
No yesterday, no tomorrow.
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622


OP,

You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE.

just my .02 cents

 Quoting: Juggalo


2 cents is two cents, you can't have .02 of a cent
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
OP, tell your boyfriend to leave.
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lmao
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
Change the sheets on the bed.
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Hands down, this is the best answer so far.
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622


Place a New Jerusalem Calendar on her pillow.

twirl
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
.02 cents = 2/10 cents
$0.02 = 2 cents

Go back to school.
 Quoting: DrSalt


0.02 cents = 2/100 cents, MORAN!!!1

oops sorry i mean DR MORAN!!!1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43954859


Good catch. 0.02 cents = 2/100 cents.

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