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My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/26/2013 07:52 AM
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
put saran wrap over the top part of the door frame.
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07/26/2013 08:01 AM
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you are a mug. pack the rest of her gear and put her bags on the lawn while you still can.change the locks on the house and get the fuck out of there .if you dont do this now you will be so pissed with yourself for not taking this oppertunity,,mark my word
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622


OP,

You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE.

just my .02 cents

 Quoting: Juggalo


You're so dumb

The only reason any woman does that is for some young black cock!

With other girlfriends???
Even worse!

Mandingo Orgies

Better demand she get tested before stepping back in!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37100605

OP, pay attention and
don't be dumbfounded later.

bump

bump
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07/26/2013 08:08 AM
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
how about a good clubbing for you?

when she comes in hand her a club and say, I really need a clubbing because i am a whiney little bitch, that cleans your house for you while youre off at the orgies for two weeks.
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lmao
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07/26/2013 08:17 AM
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622


Been reading some posts on this and sounds Odd to me. She goes on 2 week vacation with out you. Yet you say your broke? WTF up with that? Also you say when you are genuine with her she always thinks you being fake? All the house cleaning in the world will not fix dysfunction. Sorry but to me something is off here?
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07/26/2013 08:18 AM
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Where Opie be at?
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07/26/2013 08:30 AM
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OP,

You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE.

just my .02 cents



This^^



2) Tell her you're tired of being Mr. Mom and get her ass in the kitchen to make you a sammich


This^^



You're so dumb

The only reason any woman does that is for some young black cock!

With other girlfriends??? Even worse!

Mandingo Orgies

Better demand she get tested before stepping back in!


This^^



Perhaps while doing all the housework, you could find your long-lost missing testicles?

I really think you need them back.

Just sayin'


This^^^^^^^^
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622


OP,

You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE.

just my .02 cents

 Quoting: Juggalo


1rof1
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622


Been reading some posts on this and sounds Odd to me. She goes on 2 week vacation with out you. Yet you say your broke? WTF up with that? Also you say when you are genuine with her she always thinks you being fake? All the house cleaning in the world will not fix dysfunction. Sorry but to me something is off here?
 Quoting: Krazy Effin Ivan 28065956

OP, that's pretty urgent.
She will never tell you first and only
then be searching for a new guy.
She'll be working on both sides until new
position is secured and only then leave.

Chances are you'll soon find out about her affairs.
Not to demotivate, usually our own perspective
is not as clear as the one from the side.

Hopefully it's not true, but nonetheless
remember you are a MAN and act accordingly :)
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07/26/2013 08:51 AM
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
Buy a bunch of roses and pull off the petals. Leave them in a trail that winds through the house, leading to a series of little hand written notes that say little things about how much you missed her.
The trail can lead to the bathroom (sparkling clean) where you have set out her favorite wine and candles and something to play nice music on.
Some of the notes can be coupons, redeemable for back rubs and foot rubs and mani/pedis.
Be creative. It doesn't have to be perfect, just thoughtful.

Have fun!
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
bump for op , so what happened?
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07/27/2013 07:55 PM
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
You should be like this :

verysad I miss my wifey
Wife walks though the door and you give her a hug.wakeup
Alright , let's get down to business .scheming
Your wife responds with a ohyeah
And then...eyebat

After that its spank that butt
And sideways bananasex

Then have a dasbier with your wife!!

Good luck OP!
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LOL Too funny! laugh
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07/27/2013 08:17 PM

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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
When she walks in the room be standing the naked.... Point at your dick and say...

It isn't gonna suck itself... Get to suckn bitch!
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07/27/2013 08:25 PM
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
Place a New Jerusalem Calendar on her pillow.

twirl
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Make sure you print out Russ's avatar, that is essential.
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07/27/2013 10:59 PM
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Re: My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do?
It's over dude. Prepare for divorce. Why do you think she went back to her girlie friends for advice.

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