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My wife is returning from vacation, what should I do? | |
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Juggalo  User ID: 1072087 United States07/25/2013 09:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622 OP, You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE. just my .02 cents One Tequila! Two Tequila! Three Tequila, ...... Floor! |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37356622 United States07/25/2013 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622 OP, You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE. just my .02 cents No she is honest about it and doesn't cheat on me. She calls me everyday on my phone and expects me to talk for several hours..I fucking hate talking over the cellphone . |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 37356622 United States07/25/2013 10:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If I do that, she says I'm acting, but not real. I need to do something that will blow her mind. So you are telling me you need to lie to her to impress her bc if you are real for her, she think you are lying. Yes, no matter how much I try to show her true love, she always says I fake it. |
| Psi Guy User ID: 26915826 United States07/25/2013 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HIDE THE BODIES!!! "If you keep running into brick walls you might be going in the wrong direction...duh!" Psi Guy "Don't chase the dream, just live it instead." Psi Guy "If one note is off, eventually it will destroy the whole symphony." Walter-Prometheus" The road to freedom lies not through mysteries or occult performances, but through the intelligent use of natural forces and laws. 'If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.' Nikola Tesla "The Upholder of the Cycles which supports the whole of Life, is water. In every drop of water dwells the Godhead, whom we all serve; there also dwells Life, the Soul of the "First" substance - Water - whose boundaries and banks are the capillaries that guide it and in which it circulates" -- Viktor Schauberger |
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| Useless Cookie Eater User ID: 29696048 United States07/25/2013 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622 You banged the neighbor's daughter didn't you?  Over compensate much? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 26795689 United States07/25/2013 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622 Place a New Jerusalem Calendar on her pillow.  |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 718510 United States07/25/2013 11:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622 Perhaps while doing all the housework, you could find your long-lost missing testicles? I really think you need them back. Just sayin' |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 38131439 United States07/25/2013 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622 I know just the thing. Stick yer finger up her butthole. |
I miss my wifey 
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with your wife!!
