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Anonymous Coward User ID: 42196696 United States 07/25/2013 11:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm a realist. This stuff needs to be sorted. You don't let your wife go on vacation by herself. I hope to god that she hasn't done anything. In addition to that, notice how incredibly eager he is to show her his love in order that she not run off again perhaps? This is in some cases a sign of something unequal happening, her going away, and him trying to find a way to express his love.... That kind of thing is all too familiar to me. Seriously, who in their right mind allows an American woman to do that while married? Where did they go? Lemme guess? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37157663 Singapore 07/25/2013 11:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622 OP, You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE. just my .02 cents How many .02 cents does it take to make 2 cents, Juggalo? Dumbie, .02 = 2 cents .20 = 20 cents 1.20 = 1 Dollar & 20 Cents Dam, you got dumbies big time .02 cents sounds like .02 of a cent... .02 dollars would be two cents though |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 38427070 United States 07/26/2013 12:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622 OP, You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE. just my .02 cents TOTALLY THIS^^^^^^^^^ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44061977 United States 07/26/2013 12:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Juggalo OP, You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE. just my .02 cents How many .02 cents does it take to make 2 cents, Juggalo? Dumbie, .02 = 2 cents .20 = 20 cents 1.20 = 1 Dollar & 20 Cents Dam, you got dumbies big time .02 cents sounds like .02 of a cent... .02 dollars would be two cents though You're on the ball, Chinaman. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43996352 United States 07/26/2013 12:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622 THE WAY YOU SOUND LIKE A NICE BOY, I AM SURE YOUR WIFE WILL FIND A LOVER ON THE SIDE. YOU SHOULD RUB YOUR DICK WITH OLIVE OIL, AND BUY A BOTTLE OF WINE. WHEN SHE COMES HOME, AND PEES AND REFRESH HERSELF, BRING OUT THE BOTTLE OF WINE AND TWO GLASSES, THEN WHEN SHE HAS THE BUZZ TELL HER HOW MUCH YOU MISS HER, AND PROCEED TO FUCK THE DAY LIGHTS OUT OF YOUR WIFE. YOU DON'T DO IT, SOME ONE ELSE LIKE ME WILL DO IT. |
TidesofTruth User ID: 40082295 United States 07/26/2013 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get some bubble bath sweet smelling stuff. Get oil or body lotion. Get Candles Draw her a bath 2 cups Epson salts. The Epsom is most important but they like the smell of the other stuff so use that too. Light the candles. Take her and bathe her. Slip out and place a towel in the oven at 180 degrees. for 5 minutes. When she is done have the towel ready. Dry her off. Take her to bed. Lotion her up and give her a massage not sexual at first. Work everywhere. Concentrate on her shoulders, middle back, feet, butt and then you can get sexual but take an hour. See how that goes. |
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Sirpipsalot User ID: 40318346 United States 07/26/2013 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you for real? Your wife goes away for 2 weeks to hang with her girls she grew up with?? Shes honest with you???? she wants to talk for hours???? If we can tell that you're a pussy and are missing 1 1/2 balls , what the fuck do you think she sees, a nice guy? Ahhh , Hellooooo every guy over the age of 14 knows that nice guys get second hand pum pum . To save your marriage you have to plant a spent condom under the bed and a thong that's used (you can get those online) make sure its a woman's one because I am sure she would think you were fucking a guy unless she has proof, otherwise and then she would expect that from you and not give a shit. After that investigate hormone replacement with your doctor because you need some male hormones because you seem to be overloaded with estrogen. Mess up the house and demand that she clean it the day after (in a nice way of course) Have sex with her with no consideration of her pleasure ( she wont be thinking of you anyway) , and enjoy the fact that while you were being Mr. PUSSYGOODBOOTS she was probably getting dped and enjoying it. Good day to you Oh gullible one. :dubya: |
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fireman2013 User ID: 34384926 Australia 07/26/2013 12:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622 THE WAY YOU SOUND LIKE A NICE BOY, I AM SURE YOUR WIFE WILL FIND A LOVER ON THE SIDE. YOU SHOULD RUB YOUR DICK WITH OLIVE OIL, AND BUY A BOTTLE OF WINE. WHEN SHE COMES HOME, AND PEES AND REFRESH HERSELF, BRING OUT THE BOTTLE OF WINE AND TWO GLASSES, THEN WHEN SHE HAS THE BUZZ TELL HER HOW MUCH YOU MISS HER, AND PROCEED TO FUCK THE DAY LIGHTS OUT OF YOUR WIFE. YOU DON'T DO IT, SOME ONE ELSE LIKE ME WILL DO IT. Don't threaten him with fornication with his wife Alive In Jesus Christ |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 8158394 United States 07/26/2013 12:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you for real? Quoting: Sirpipsalot 40318346 Your wife goes away for 2 weeks to hang with her girls she grew up with?? Shes honest with you???? she wants to talk for hours???? If we can tell that you're a pussy and are missing 1 1/2 balls , what the fuck do you think she sees, a nice guy? Ahhh , Hellooooo every guy over the age of 14 knows that nice guys get second hand pum pum . To save your marriage you have to plant a spent condom under the bed and a thong that's used (you can get those online) make sure its a woman's one because I am sure she would think you were fucking a guy unless she has proof, otherwise and then she would expect that from you and not give a shit. After that investigate hormone replacement with your doctor because you need some male hormones because you seem to be overloaded with estrogen. Mess up the house and demand that she clean it the day after (in a nice way of course) Have sex with her with no consideration of her pleasure ( she wont be thinking of you anyway) , and enjoy the fact that while you were being Mr. PUSSYGOODBOOTS she was probably getting dped and enjoying it. Good day to you Oh gullible one. :dubya: You forgot piss all over the toilet and floor. |
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fireman2013 User ID: 34384926 Australia 07/26/2013 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you for real? Quoting: Sirpipsalot 40318346 Your wife goes away for 2 weeks to hang with her girls she grew up with?? Shes honest with you???? she wants to talk for hours???? If we can tell that you're a pussy and are missing 1 1/2 balls , what the fuck do you think she sees, a nice guy? Ahhh , Hellooooo every guy over the age of 14 knows that nice guys get second hand pum pum . To save your marriage you have to plant a spent condom under the bed and a thong that's used (you can get those online) make sure its a woman's one because I am sure she would think you were fucking a guy unless she has proof, otherwise and then she would expect that from you and not give a shit. After that investigate hormone replacement with your doctor because you need some male hormones because you seem to be overloaded with estrogen. Mess up the house and demand that she clean it the day after (in a nice way of course) Have sex with her with no consideration of her pleasure ( she wont be thinking of you anyway) , and enjoy the fact that while you were being Mr. PUSSYGOODBOOTS she was probably getting dped and enjoying it. Good day to you Oh gullible one. :dubya: You are being way too extreme. There is no need to put used condoms and wet thongs around the house. also, no use messing the house up just to clean it again. It's good to be dominant but not that much of a jerk. There is little point in being an ass about it unless you enjoy disaster. you will attract a tattoo girl. Alive In Jesus Christ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43701846 United States 07/26/2013 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you for real? Quoting: Sirpipsalot 40318346 Your wife goes away for 2 weeks to hang with her girls she grew up with?? Shes honest with you???? she wants to talk for hours???? If we can tell that you're a pussy and are missing 1 1/2 balls , what the fuck do you think she sees, a nice guy? Ahhh , Hellooooo every guy over the age of 14 knows that nice guys get second hand pum pum . To save your marriage you have to plant a spent condom under the bed and a thong that's used (you can get those online) make sure its a woman's one because I am sure she would think you were fucking a guy unless she has proof, otherwise and then she would expect that from you and not give a shit. After that investigate hormone replacement with your doctor because you need some male hormones because you seem to be overloaded with estrogen. Mess up the house and demand that she clean it the day after (in a nice way of course) Have sex with her with no consideration of her pleasure ( she wont be thinking of you anyway) , and enjoy the fact that while you were being Mr. PUSSYGOODBOOTS she was probably getting dped and enjoying it. Good day to you Oh gullible one. :dubya: You are being way too extreme. There is no need to put used condoms and wet thongs around the house. also, no use messing the house up just to clean it again. It's good to be dominant but not that much of a jerk. There is little point in being an ass about it unless you enjoy disaster. you will attract a tattoo girl. 'A tattoo girl' ahaha! I tell you fireman, some of your posts really make me laugh - in a good way :) |
fireman2013 User ID: 34384926 Australia 07/26/2013 12:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you for real? Quoting: Sirpipsalot 40318346 Your wife goes away for 2 weeks to hang with her girls she grew up with?? Shes honest with you???? she wants to talk for hours???? If we can tell that you're a pussy and are missing 1 1/2 balls , what the fuck do you think she sees, a nice guy? Ahhh , Hellooooo every guy over the age of 14 knows that nice guys get second hand pum pum . To save your marriage you have to plant a spent condom under the bed and a thong that's used (you can get those online) make sure its a woman's one because I am sure she would think you were fucking a guy unless she has proof, otherwise and then she would expect that from you and not give a shit. After that investigate hormone replacement with your doctor because you need some male hormones because you seem to be overloaded with estrogen. Mess up the house and demand that she clean it the day after (in a nice way of course) Have sex with her with no consideration of her pleasure ( she wont be thinking of you anyway) , and enjoy the fact that while you were being Mr. PUSSYGOODBOOTS she was probably getting dped and enjoying it. Good day to you Oh gullible one. :dubya: You are being way too extreme. There is no need to put used condoms and wet thongs around the house. also, no use messing the house up just to clean it again. It's good to be dominant but not that much of a jerk. There is little point in being an ass about it unless you enjoy disaster. you will attract a tattoo girl. 'A tattoo girl' ahaha! I tell you fireman, some of your posts really make me laugh - in a good way :) If a post makes you laugh its well worth it :) Alive In Jesus Christ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1440233 United States 07/26/2013 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have something ready to eat that can wait, even if you buy it, like cold cuts and potato salad, then have a bottle of wine chilled and sit down and visit with her and ask her about her trip. That's all. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15170057 Have something ready to eat that can wait, even if you buy it, like cold cuts and potato salad, then have a bottle of wine chilled and sit down and visit with her and ask her about her trip. That's all. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15170057 Yep, yep, yep... After traveling no one wants to cook. Your flowers, AND all of your fantastic household doings, wine, beer, and food...an awesome "welcome home honey" treat! Good for you! Glad you're in a happy relationship marriage...may you have many, many years of happiness. We've been married almost 34 years...since '05, it's been really, really hard living in the uss...I mean...USA...job, house, ugh...but...we're still together. Peace. |
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fireman2013 User ID: 34384926 Australia 07/26/2013 05:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why didnt you go on a vacation together? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44026695 Something isnt on the up and up here OP. unless it's a joke thread to get a stir..... How can someone have a wife and........This is just not making sense lol. Surely you would think what she has to do for 2 weeks without you. If it's real op time for a massive confrontational talk with her soon. Alive In Jesus Christ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44071321 Netherlands 07/26/2013 05:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622 OP, You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE. just my .02 cents If I do that, she says I'm acting, but not real. I need to do something that will blow her mind. So you are telling me you need to lie to her to impress her bc if you are real for her, she think you are lying. Yes, no matter how much I try to show her true love, she always says I fake it. this x2 !!! and op i have a psychology degree and let me tell you something , her behavior means that she has trust issues with you because she fakes it all the time so she expects the same from everyone else! sorry to say htis but she got fucked this two weeks probaly by some ex bf, get her cehcked for stds or divorce her, instead of talking on the phone for hourse why not skype? so you can see whats going on ? or did you call her aat random hours and she pick up imedialty? DONT DO ANYHTING FOR HER , see her reaction , if shes still is horny for you seeing a messy house then shes loyal , but if she would ratehr get mad and nitpick on the small stuff then she got it going on the side! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44072946 South Africa 07/26/2013 06:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Holy Fuck!!! You've done enough! She's been off with her friends sucking dicks and getting it up the pooper...and you want to do something nice for her???? Go on your own vacation with your mates and leave her to clean up the motherfucking mess... |
CMcC User ID: 44024850 United States 07/26/2013 07:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A clean house is always a good start...in addition to that get some flowers. Flowers are always a fail safe token of love and appreciation. Last Edited by CMcC on 07/26/2013 07:08 AM Fear God and Dread Nought. |
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WitchBoard User ID: 39164599 United States 07/26/2013 07:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622 OP, You sound like a beta-male and it looks like your wife went back home for some ALPHA-MALE. just my .02 cents Ha! "That is not dead which can eternal lie. And in strange aeons even death may die.” |
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nah User ID: 39685812 United States 07/26/2013 07:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you for real? Quoting: Sirpipsalot 40318346 Your wife goes away for 2 weeks to hang with her girls she grew up with?? Shes honest with you???? she wants to talk for hours???? If we can tell that you're a pussy and are missing 1 1/2 balls , what the fuck do you think she sees, a nice guy? Ahhh , Hellooooo every guy over the age of 14 knows that nice guys get second hand pum pum . To save your marriage you have to plant a spent condom under the bed and a thong that's used (you can get those online) make sure its a woman's one because I am sure she would think you were fucking a guy unless she has proof, otherwise and then she would expect that from you and not give a shit. After that investigate hormone replacement with your doctor because you need some male hormones because you seem to be overloaded with estrogen. Mess up the house and demand that she clean it the day after (in a nice way of course) Have sex with her with no consideration of her pleasure ( she wont be thinking of you anyway) , and enjoy the fact that while you were being Mr. PUSSYGOODBOOTS she was probably getting dped and enjoying it. Good day to you Oh gullible one. :dubya: This. Your wife is mentally delayed to think she still needs "girl time" or "me time" or what ever the fuck those poor excuses for wives call it. When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold? No, it's just going to stink more. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 38280492 United States 07/26/2013 07:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My wife went on vacation to visit some of her girlfriends back where she grew up. She left 2 weeks ago and will be returning this weekend. I have been cleaning the house from top to bottom, doing all the laundry (even the clothes left in the back of the laundry room). When she gets back I want to show her how much I love her and missed her. I was thinking about getting her some flowers and a card. I also want to show her some "special attention" that night fulfilling her needs (she loves oral). So I was wondering what else I should do for her to WOW her. Doesn't need to be sexual just something to show her I care and love her more than she knows. Please help me folks Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37356622 Clean the porn history off the computer? |